Man Guy

Once upon a time, someone spilled a liter of 2% milk and out came ME!!! YAY!

[zerbrochebetraume]

Having hallucinations is fun it's 1 am and I'm hungry but if I go outside the room the mimic from vita carnis will suddenly be in the house and he will touch me with his fingers

[boilingheart]

rocky x adrian things

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[ankle-beez]

how it feels to be the only one not talking about using chatgpt at the family gathering

[tux3d0cat]

My piece for @lowokiii and the @chnt-events art exchange, hope you like it!

[heinousmind]

I feel so maternal

[zerbrochebetraume]

me when I just realize the stay away order I signed a year ago was quite literally only issued for ONE MONTH and not over a year like I thought

[gamerkrillslair]

plans are particles. they change and adapt. i didn't intend to spend 4 hours in the dark tunnel and take an edible I found in my backpack, but saturday guided my hand and here we are

[gamerkrillslair]

i might have fallen asleep in the tunnel but i had nemo guarding me so it's fine

[zerbrochebetraume]

Sometimes, you just need to have a screaming fit of utter despair about your life crumbing around you on the toilet

Life goals babyyy

[talons-and-stucco]

Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

[zerbrochebetraume]

i think everyone here deserves to know I forgot about the hole in our yard and just fell exactly like Peter Griffin in front of an Uber

There's no joke here this was just me laying out in my front yard next to that hole

[zerbrochebetraume]

fuckkkkk I hate being a beautiful beautiful man covered in body glitter ah shit I hate when this happens oh so much glitter what the fuck

[zerbrochebetraume]

Man. Those snakes sure bit me.

[ghostcashew]

this fanfic shit is easy

[zerbrochebetraume]

"To yearn is to earn" no, to yearn is to urn because your dead 😊

Sincerely a irl conversation 30 seconds ago

[zerbrochebetraume]

Euthanasia party today!!! On My Way!

[zerbrochebetraume]

man I wish gay people were real I'm getting REALLY hungry