Weapons

Tяүιηg ησt tσ ℓσsε мү нεα∂ Bυt ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴεᴠεя ʙεεɴ ᴛʜɪs sᴄᴀяε∂ ʙεғᴏяε. Zerlina Levi || 23 || Weapon Creation

[dreams-are-a-nightmare]

“Just….. great.  I guess it’s a good thing I don’t have that much stuff.”

[zerlina-levi]

I suppose it is. I don’t even know why we have to switch roommates again. 

[ogdaya]

Wow. Do you like — care about the guy at all. I mean, is that good news or just meh news?

[zerlina-levi]

No, not at all. I mean he’s a great guy and is very good looking but we have nothing in common. I mean the news were meh at first but after a few days of screaming the news became good news. 

[ogdaya]

You’re really pregnant then? Wow. How did that happened?

[zerlina-levi]

I really am. Well uh I met a guy, we played a game, one thing lead to another and now here I am with this little peanut inside of me. 

[watchluka-blog]

“Honestly, I think food has always been your best friend as you need it as one of your factors to live.”

[zerlina-levi]

You have a point, my friend. It’s just that lately I can handle no human contact as long as I have some food with me. That can’t be healthy but oh well. 

[ogdaya]

That’s a bittersweet friendship to have.

[zerlina-levi]

I agree but in my current situation [ looks down at her baby bump ] I think it’s okay. 

[arabellahamilton]

“How is anyone supposed to get any sleep when the stars are so bright and wonderful? … Alright, it may also have something to do with the entire bag of marshmallows I ate earlier.”

[zerlina-levi]

Is it bad that you just reminded me of little Anna from Frozen?

[zerlina-levi]

Food has become my new best friend.

[gtfojo-deactivated20151019]

Great, more for me. 

[zerlina-levi]

Enjoy. I’ll stick to water. 

[adaline-van-pay-blog]

Oh. Working at the bar could be my secret identity?

[zerlina-levi]

Yes! That way no one knows who the detective is. See it works out perfectly. 

So tell me, have I told you how absolutely stunning you look? 

[adaline-van-pay-blog]

[adaline-van-pay-blog]

Maybe I should be the island detective instead of going Coyote Ugly?

[zerlina-levi]

Why not do both?

[ian-mako]

I’m glad you corrected that or I would have really questioned my fashion sense… not that I have any fashion sense. 

[zerlina-levi]

Oh no. You look great and had you not told me that you were fashionably impaired I would have never known. Then again I’m not the most fashionable person here. 

[adaline-van-pay-blog]

I think they’re too busy looking at your every-growing you-know-whats to notice the bump underneath, Lina.

[zerlina-levi]

Hmm I guess you just solved the mystery. 

[adaline-van-pay-blog]

It’s a virgin. A kiddie cocktail, actually. Sprite and grenadine. You sure you don’t want it?

[zerlina-levi]

Oh. Then of course I do. I had never been to something this nice and waiters keep offering me drinks. Can’t they see how big I’m getting? 

[ian-mako]

You can’t have water? Here I thought it was alcohol what pregnant women couldn’t have. 

[zerlina-levi]

Oh it’s water? Sorry. It’s just that a lot of waiters have been offering me drinks. Not that I thought you were a waiter. Thank you. 

[zerlina-levi]

Oh no thank you. I can’t have that. 

[immortal-harley-hunt-deactivate]

I-uh… guess the rumors are true then… umm, congrats..” 

[zerlina-levi]

Yeah... not so much rumors if they’re the truth. More like news. [ Smiles ] Thank you.