blake kathryn
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz
if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Product Placement
Cosmic Funnies
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titsay
One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Acquired Stardust
Kaledo Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Keni
occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space šø
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Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018)
Whoever uploaded this before blocked me so Iām just reuploading it here so I can have it on my blog.Ā
I watched this whole whole thing a while ago, and I fucking cried at the end, I cried like a baby. Hannah Gadsby made me laugh my heart out and cry my eyes out. Shes very talented and interesting to watch, I would recommend everyone to watch her performance āNanetteā.
Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that sheāll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her catās neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.
Ā You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.
Ā Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.
Thatās some legit fairy tale level shit right there.
Iām a big nerd and I made these maps with all the locations.
i drew this months ago but whatever. the golden deer have a running gag of betting child naming rights and u cant convince me otherwise
byleth twins AU: Beresu(F!Byleth) calls Bereto(M!Byleth)Ā ābebeā when they were younger.
ArtistĀ Jon Foreman Arranges Stones In Stunning Patterns On The Beach, Finds It Very Therapeutic
Iāve given up on Inktober so have this pencil sketch of Edelgard instead
It looks like theyāre planning an Evil plot, but theyāre just eattingā
yāall know that john mulaney quoteĀ āthe things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?ā
every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen
i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she wasĀ āwatching her weightā
so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason saysĀ āwathing your weight?Ā but what about the wait for your watch?ā (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)
anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by sayingĀ āyou canāt wait for a watch; you donāt have the timeā
and then he said āoh, quick girl!ā, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anythingĀ
You pleased a mad fae trickster
You probably saved everyone in that coffe shop from a terrible yet whimsical death
Okay so, I just got through the first part of Three Houses, up to and including the Time-Skip , so, allow me to summarize my experience thus farā¦
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Rhea:Ā The Goddess is a divine being, a creature of pure light and grace.
Ignatz:Ā Sheās the most beautiful being there is. She must be!
Marianne:Ā She is forgiveness and love incarnate.
Sothis, rolling up to Bylethās consciousnessĀ at 3AM:Ā What up bro, we outta Oreos again.
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Random Mercenary:Ā Captain Jeralt! Theres some kids out here asking for help!
Edelgard, bathed in red light and surrounded by roses:Ā Greetings
Dimitri, radiating strength and beauty:Ā Salutations.
Claude, absolutely oozing rakish charm:Ā Hey there.
Byleth:Ā *internal bisexual panic*
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Student:Ā *dies*
Byleth:Ā Itās rewind time.
*reverses time and saves them*
Student:Ā Youāre a tactical genius!
Byleth:Ā Cha-cha real smooth.
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Rhea:Ā can teach you Brawling*
Rhea:Ā Goddess have mercy on this ass Iām about to destroy.
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Dimitri:Ā Join the Blue Lions! We have cute boys.
Edelgard:Ā Join the Black Eagles! We have cute girls.
Claude:Ā Join the Golden Deer! We have the Found Family Trope.
Byleth:Ā *Immediately joins Golden Deer*
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Byleth:Ā Dad, am I interrupting anything important?
Jeralt:Ā Impossible. Iām working for the Church of Seiros.
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Byleth, clapping his hand to either side of Bernadettaās face:Ā WHAT ARE YOU!
Bernadetta:Ā A- an idiot san-
Byleth:Ā NO! WHAT ARE YOU REALLY?!
Bernadetta:Ā A t-t-treasure?
Byleth:Ā YES!
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Raphael: Buddy!
Ignatz:Ā B-but, your parents! They died be-
Raphael, crushing him into a massive hug:Ā NO SADNESS! ONLY FRIENDSHIP!
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Death Knight:Ā BEHOLD, MORTALS, FOR I AM YOUR DESTRUCTION. I AM YOURā¦ DEATH.
Byleth:Ā *pats Lysitheia on the head*Ā SicĀ āem.
Death Knight:Ā *girlish shriek of terror*
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*After the Time-skip*
Edelgard:Ā Iām emo now and fuck the Church.
Dimitri:Ā Iām feral now and fuck Edelgard.
Claude:Ā BEST BUDDY! *flying hug tackles Byleth*Ā Wanna help me end racism!?
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And more to come.
Costume. Chitons.
Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).
Wait, waitā¦. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?
that genuinely is it
yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body
lets bring back sheetwares
also chlamys:
and exomis:
trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins
Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day
Wear blanket. Conquer world.
That last one looks dope
Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.
If I could spend the rest of my life in a chlamy I would be so happy. Just having my ass hangin out. :)
WELL thatās one way to get inside
IāM DYING BECAUSE IS LITERALLY HOW YOU GET INTO PEOPLEāS HOUSES IN SECOND LIFE AND PISS THEM OFF WHY DIDNāT I THINK OF THIS
Guys.
The door opens outward.
HOW ARE THE CHAINS HOLDING IT CLOSED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Dog begs for kitty kisses, and he gets them! ā„ļø
(via Shanna99)
I like how ridiculously fast you can run in the monastery but surely it would be strange to the others around you? XD
byleth āgotta go fastā eisner
If you Fall, I will Carry you.Ā
Listen, I canāt be the only one who had flashbacks to botw
Rhea: Welcome to the āFuck Edelgardā club, where we say āfuck youā to the wicked Adrestian Emperor, Edelgard von Hresvelg. But before we start, a word from our newest member.
Byleth, sweating:Ā So I may have misunderstood
