Okay so, I just got through the first part of Three Houses, up to and including the Time-Skip , so, allow me to summarize my experience thus farā¦
Rhea:Ā The Goddess is a divine being, a creature of pure light and grace.
Ignatz:Ā Sheās the most beautiful being there is. She must be!
Marianne:Ā She is forgiveness and love incarnate.
Sothis, rolling up to Bylethās consciousnessĀ at 3AM:Ā What up bro, we outta Oreos again.
Random Mercenary:Ā Captain Jeralt! Theres some kids out here asking for help!
Edelgard, bathed in red light and surrounded by roses:Ā Greetings
Dimitri, radiating strength and beauty:Ā Salutations.
Claude, absolutely oozing rakish charm:Ā Hey there.
Byleth:Ā *internal bisexual panic*
Byleth:Ā Itās rewind time.
*reverses time and saves them*
Student:Ā Youāre a tactical genius!
Byleth:Ā Cha-cha real smooth.
Rhea:Ā can teach you Brawling*
Rhea:Ā Goddess have mercy on this ass Iām about to destroy.
Dimitri:Ā Join the Blue Lions! We have cute boys.
Edelgard:Ā Join the Black Eagles! We have cute girls.
Claude:Ā Join the Golden Deer! We have the Found Family Trope.
Byleth:Ā *Immediately joins Golden Deer*
Byleth:Ā Dad, am I interrupting anything important?
Jeralt:Ā Impossible. Iām working for the Church of Seiros.
Byleth, clapping his hand to either side of Bernadettaās face:Ā WHAT ARE YOU!
Bernadetta:Ā A- an idiot san-
Byleth:Ā NO! WHAT ARE YOU REALLY?!
Bernadetta:Ā A t-t-treasure?
Ignatz:Ā B-but, your parents! They died be-
Raphael, crushing him into a massive hug:Ā NO SADNESS! ONLY FRIENDSHIP!
Death Knight: BEHOLD, MORTALS, FOR I AM YOUR DESTRUCTION. I AM YOUR⦠DEATH.
Byleth:Ā *pats Lysitheia on the head*Ā SicĀ āem.
Death Knight:Ā *girlish shriek of terror*
Edelgard:Ā Iām emo now and fuck the Church.
Dimitri:Ā Iām feral now and fuck Edelgard.
Claude:Ā BEST BUDDY! *flying hug tackles Byleth*Ā Wanna help me end racism!?