AUTISM BLAST

aple 🍏

[deecapoda]

whats this guys problem

[corrya]

[gaiacrossing]

lobter

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[voidsentprinces]

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

[cipheramnesia]

I'm done here, take me away to apple hell.

[dogpuppy]

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[groovysarity]

[brucebocchi]

[sombraluna]

So i finished @3rdlayerofgneiss 's fic Anti Unsurvival Instincts. Fuck it slapped so hard. Anyways heres a bunch of doodles i made while reading because it compels me so

[killerqueenmp3]

[epicsause-official]

one of those novelty math clocks where instead of numbers 1-12 its various equations but all the equations compute to comically wrong results

[epicsause-official]

do you see my vision

[therealjendavis]

today @ work a woman purchased two (2) large packs of gum and nothing else and her total came to over twelve american dollars. if anyone was wondering how the economy was doing its bad

[therealjendavis]

i was so stunned i literally said "i feel like i'm robbing you" and we both laughed it off but this is actual highway robbery. over $6 for some damn chewing gum. we need to kill more ceos

[poetsinnyc-deactivated20240501]

mcyt fics are crazy because you’ll be reading the most devastating, distressing, life-altering angst and the character will be named mumbo jumbo.

[yhs-and-ts-ruined-me]

I am reblogging this for myself because god i am running out of oxygen the way i am cackling

[sakuratwilight]

happy tomodachi life direct to the person who made this tweet, today love wins

[rna-world]

why is it always some cunt named simon getting into situations

[rna-world]

adventure time. soma. infinity train. I swear to god

[rna-world]

alvin and the chipmunks

[blue-eyes-white-cheddar]

[ripempezardexerox]

[swarnpert]