Just Your Average Bitchass

Hi my name is Zero Vayline. I may look tall, but let me tell you, I am only 5'2", AND I'm twenty-one. The hell is up with that?

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OOC: Okay so. Once I can find the time I am gunna revive this blog and get Zero rping! Might not happen until the new year, but it should be a fun process!

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Oh believe me, I have sources that'll fight against you on that! You're furry special! *tilts her head as he speaks, her heart breaking some as she identifies this "girl" as Lilith, wishing desperately she could take Zero to see her* Oh... That's wonderful! What of her do you remember? You knew lot's of girls!

-rubs his face- Your cat puns. How can you toss them out so... so smoothly? -shakes his head, looking around- She was... kind. Very soft spoken. Always so worried.... but... I don't know why? And... she liked... deer. But that's all I remember.

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Hello, what would you like to know Mister Vayline? I can certainly help you with anything you'd like to know about yourself! *happily plops onto Zero's couch* Efurett never shuts up about you! :33 I'm curious to figure out your recent memories, too...!

Uh

Well... -furrows his eyebrows- I don't really know where to start honestly? -rubs the back of his neck- I'm nothing special honestly. Don't know why he talks about me. 

Oh... Uh. Well I sorta remember... something -blushes- about a girl? 

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Well you better believe it, Midge. I ain't lyin' to ya.

I…

Honestly, I just… Want to know what’s going on…

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On your doorknob hung two well-woven flower crowns. One had an array of roses, though white were the most prevalent. The other was made of daisies and sunflowers, a note tied to each crown. "For Ever" said the daisies, and "Forever" said the roses.

Zero stepped out of his home, ready to go out for the day, when his eyes fell upon the flower crowns. Dark eyes seemed to lighten, something very familiar about these. Touching the rose one, his eyes softened, somehow knowing that this was from someone he had cared dearly about. He remembered something right then, and in that moment, he picked them both up, heading back inside, whispering to himself. "From my doe."

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Hey Mister Vayline! I brought you some cat food fur Smokey, and a scratching post too! Just... Don't tell Efurett you got them from me, I don't need an inerrogation. Sorry to intrude, but I didn't want to wake you! You need sleep to regain your memory. Oh... I'm sorry about the mess I made. I didn't have time to clean it up... *the mess was shattered glass where the letter was found, written in an obvious hurry. Nearby was the remains of crushed leaves and petals that hadn't been there before.*

I don't really sleep much lately, but uh... Nari.. Narissa was it? I won't tell Everett, I guess. You seem to be... alright I suppose. Ah... -rubs his neck- Don't worry about it I'll... clean it. -looks at the mess, his brows furrowed, wondering where the glass, leaves and petals had come from-

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I fucking know you have fucking amnesia, smart-ass. Dude, this... This girl is different. She's scared as all get out of me but you're stuck on her like superglue. Or, uh, used to be. I guess. I don't know how to fucking put any of this.

Well I don’t blame anyone for being afraid of you. I mean psshh kitty cat ;) 

But… seriously? I just… I honestly have a hard time believing this, Ever.

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A note on your countertop in your handwriting: "Can you see the look in my eyes? / The confusion? / The wonder? / I wouldn't have thought someone like you / Would just waltz into my life / Or did you trip? / For once I felt taller / I felt wiser / I felt something deep within / Would you have asked me last week / I would have claimed you crazy / Who would have thought / A sugarcoated carving / Would become my most precious treasure." Written to "My Doe".

Zero’s hand moved over the piece of paper, his brows furrowed with confusion as he read it. When did he write this? Each word continued to make him wonder more and more about what happened to him. Why did he forget so many things? What all did he forget? Everett and Smokey were the only things he thought he needed to remember. Picking up the piece of paper, his thumb brushed over ‘My Doe’.

Who did he write this about?

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Uh... Why wouldn't you? Is there something you aren't tellin' me?

Everett. I have fucking amnesia. And even without that, why the hell would I want to be with some stupid girl? I told you I hate them!

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One word, Hot Sauce: Girlfriends.

…. Dude. Don’t fucking even! Why the hell would I ever have a girlfriend!?

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Shit, man, what the hell happened to you? Yeah, I'm p sure you know everybody here, bro.

I-I don’t know… Everett I seriously only know you! I mean… who the fuck is Roxy? And Lilith?

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Awww, no need to get grumpy, Zero~!

>:C!! I will be grumpy if I want to!

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So, uh, what the fuck happened here? And why wasn't I notified of this sooner?

Hot Stuff? UHm… To be honest I really don’t know! And there are people telling me I know them?? But?? :/ And I… I guess I didn’t cause I forgot. Haha…

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Hey, shota. How's the weather down there?

>:c I don't know, forcast says it's cloudy with a chance of FUCK YOU.

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*There's something at your door. A carving of a doe and a buck together, the buck resting his head protectively over the doe's. It wasn't the best carving in the world, but it appeared fairly correct. It was obvious whoever made it had spent a lot of time on the figure. What it lacked in woodwork was made up in the glorious paint job and what seemed to be sugar crystals dappled over it, casting a rainbow affect in the light. The underneath merely read, "Sugarcoated Carvings" and nothing more.*

-opens the door, looking down at the doe and buck, eyebrows raising with curiosity, wondering who did this and why it was at his door- It’s. .. pretty well done. -bends down, picking it up, eyes scanning over the words- Sugar…coated carvings? -a pain coursed through his head, and he grimaced- This… seems to familiar. -with that, he moved back inside his home-

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Are you kidding me? I'm Roxy the person you're supposed to hate and despise and hate and YOU LOVE LILITH YOU DUMB BITCHASS-- stop dragging me away Everett I'M TRYING TO HELP

Roxy… Roxy… Nope. 

Sounds like a strippers name though. Betcha that’s what you are! No wonder you sound like a hoe :)

… But srsly… I don’t got a shit clue as to who you are! Or who this ‘Lilith’ is.

Wait you know Everett?

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Everett, my older purrother-- I mean brother! I'm Narissa May, silly! Sorry, I can drop them fur right now. I mean for. *sigh* Lilith. I can't tell you who she is, but she's someone you held very /deer/ly! Heehee!

Huh… didn’t know he had a younger sister… or maybe I did. I kinda lost my memory? Fuck I don’t even remember that happening. Uhm… Yeah I just… since when did I ever even care about people in general? Especially… females.

… God I don’t even remember why I hate them.

Then again do I really need a reason?