zerosummons

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[newyorkcitywater]

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

[insecuregodcomplex]

[frottinq]

social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking "they probably don't include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this"

[otiksimr]

round-let

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

[dogpuppy]

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[depsidase]

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[woman-becomer]

thank you so much adblockers. thank you. I love you. thank you so much

[sandersstudies]

Me wearing huge shirt: hahaha YESSSS

Me having to gather fabric like I’m pulling open the curtain of a proscenium just to access my back pocket: well

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[greggslife]

No offense to the horse you rode in on but fuck you.

[catchymemes]

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]