Father of Mutants

27 Years Old, He/Him, Gay and Stupid. I’m a writer on Ao3 under the same name. Talk to me about BNHA, my ships, and other stuff. NOT SPOILER FREE. My profile was drawn by the amazingly talented @tittyrex!

[zerounitrgb]

Yo, its that anon again, this is gonna be a weird question but what other fandoms are you in other than what you've shown (Idk how to phrase this so sorry about this)

I'm actually not sure how to answer because I don't know how exactly to define a fandom in this case. By all means, BNHA is the only one I am technically "in" because it's the only one where I actually interact with. For the most part, I just enjoy series and look at what others are saying on Twitter. I don't have the leisure or energy to curate my feed so I don't get assholes and idiots so fandom, for me, is very much a leisurely activity. So I guess I'll just list all the "fandoms" that I like to experience. Read the tags for more info!

Anime/Manga: Boku no Hero Academia | Fullmetal Alchemist | One Piece | Assassination Classroom | Demon Slayer | Shirokuma Cafe | Blue Flag | Haikyuu | Sailor Moon | Silver Spoon | Otouto no Otto (My Brother's Husband) | Digimon | Yu-Gi-Oh | Pokemon 

Western Live Action: Sense8 | Brooklyn 99 | 9-1-1 & 9-1-1 Lonestar | Schitt's Creek | The Good Place | Lucifer | Sex Education | Andi Mack

Western Animation: Total Drama | Phineas & Ferb | Steven Universe | Avatar: The Last Airbender | The Legend of Korra | The Hollow | Kipo and the Age of the Wonderbeasts | The Lion King | Big Hero 6

K-Dramas: Goblin - The Lonely And Great God | Strong Woman Do Bong Soon | Hello, Me! | So Not Worth It

Tokusatsu: Super Sentai (Every season except for like the first seven or so?) | Kamen Rider (Only Heisei and Reiwa era Riders though)

Games: Tokyo Afterschool Summoners | Ace Attorney | Undertale

Music: Dreamcatcher | Purple Kiss | N.Flying | Demi Lovato | Lil Nas X | Calum Scott

Youtubers: Try Guys | Watcher | Thomas Sanders | Philip Defranco

Again, I use the term "fandom" very loosely here. I've also probably forgotten some things I really enjoy but eh. And yes, if you want to discuss any of these with me, absolutely feel free to reach out cuz I love talking about my interests and fixations.

[zerounitrgb]

I'm in a figure-buying mood and I know exactly which one I want...

[dykextraordinaire]

everyone get more sex positive and resist the rise of conservatism and purity culture NOW!!!! i am so tired of seeing “queer” people shame others for expressing themselves sexually, for looking down on SWers, for insisting that sex is somehow devoid of meaning or emotionless, for implying that desiring sex is somehow dirty or abnormal. respectability politics is bullshit. you’re not morally superior and straight/cis people will not accept you no matter how badly you want them to. and guess what? the most vulnerable populations get hurt by this rhetoric. SWers, trans folks, queer black folks, queer indigenous folks, queer folks of color. please decolonize your mind. queer sexual freedom IS a form of resistance and a form of joy, and if you don’t understand that then you don’t understand your history.

[wintersoldierfell]

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

[wintersoldierfell]

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

[fluffyplushiesworld]

Happy Pride Month Tumblr ✨

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[belltothethirdpower]

yes, even the ppl with xenogenders. yes, even those who use neopronouns. we're all in this together

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[zerounitrgb]

Happy pride month specifically to my gay ass. Everyone be nice to me.

[zerounitrgb]

A whole box and party of shiny Pokemon!

I also have some dupes: Diggersby, Budew (x2), Magikarp, Litwick, Machoke, Tinkatink, and Treecko. If you or anyone you know wants a free shiny, let me know. All it will cost is allowing me to use you to evolve my Kadabra, Haunter, and Machoke.

[stealingpotatoes]

rereading your own fics/wips is a very slippery slope into finding out you actually have to finish your fics if you want them finished

[cherrypikkins]

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended onJun 3

plz reblog for sampo size

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[s-nnoh]

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

[depressed-celestial-body]

@kahtherinee Fennekin's only got three votes

[wishteeth]

mine said "your favorite has someone now," and I see soo many that don't have any apparently??? heart breaking, go give your obscure favorites love NOW

[cuttlefishen]

Looking through the pokedex to see what other people have put so far is really interesting. Here are some highlights I noticed:

Only 25 have not been claimed yet, surprisingly 2 in the original 151!

Kakuna has exactly 3 fans and one person's explanation is just "kakuna matata" and I love that.

Bulbasaur is the most popular of the original 3 starters, and Charmander is the least popular. BUT the opposite is true of their final evolutions. Weird.

Exaclty 2 people (so far of course) love Exeggcute most, and the only explanation between the two of them is "I like eggs." So I see Debbie from the Amanda Show has submitted her vote.

Goldeen only has one fan rn and their reason is a very specific battle from the Unknown movie they watched as a kid.

I'm very surprised that Dragonair has ZERO votes rn. Like I know the middle evolution is almost always gonna be the lowest of the line, but to have NONE when Dratini has 37 and Dragonite has 157 is crazy to me. Personally I never wanted to evolve past Dragonair because I think Dragonite looks stupid and I hate the huge design shift (sorry you 157 fans).

Obligatory "Praise Helix" comments on Omanyte and Omastar of course.

Of the 26 Miltank lovers, only one comment is sexual so that's nice.

Mudkip and Blaziken do the same swapped ranking stats as Bulbasaur and Charizard.

The crime of separating Plusle and Minun has created a disparity between the two. Plusle only has 5 while Minun has 12. I wonder if more people just like blue?

Only 7 votes for my former top fav Seviper. Which is slightly surprising considering how long it ran with Jessie in the anime. Oh well, maybe its fans moved on over the years (like me).

Lunatone and Solrock are perfectly balanced with 4 votes each.

Lots of single voters in the Hoenn region, but surprisingly no zeroes here. It's the only region fully completed.

Someone said their favorite is Joltik because it could defibrilate them if they drink too many 4Lokos. Like. Okay.

The only voter for Rufflet loves it because it was their first shiny they found. It was mine too, rip Phantom I will forever mourn your transfered and erased pixels.

The only Vullaby vote: "diva baby." Yeah that checks out.

I cannot believe Chespin has more votes than Froakie. I simply refuse to accept it.

Someone apparently shiny hunted all 19 variants of Vivillon and that's mind boggling to me. How would you even do that????

The first (and only) missing starter line pokemon is the middle of Rowlet and Decidueye, and to be fair I also don't even remember its name...

This region also has the first legendary without any votes: Cosmoem.

Someone just said "gender envy" for Hatterene.

Lots of people across the board said their favorite was because of that pokemon carrying a Nuzlocke, which when I looked at Nuzleaf I was suddenly viscerally reminded of where the term originated. I had blocked Nuzlocke himself visually from my mind apparently.

The other common type of explanation people put was to just start listing abilities and moves, which is really funny to me as a person who has only ever cared about vibes when it came to my favs.

[wanderingandfound]

They've all been claimed now!

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[therivercrow]

I absolutely shocked my coworker by saying I've never even opened chatgpt.

"But it's so useful"

Bish, please. I got 15 years experience as a librarian and a postgrad qualification in information management.

I can use my damn brain.

[wiionme]

[elierlick]

An all-transmasc Ironman trio just won 3rd place in a major men's triathlon, beating over 200 other men's teams. 🏊‍♂️🏃‍🚴‍♂️ Trans men win men's competitions all the time, but nobody pays attention because it doesn't fit the mainstream narrative. I think we should celebrate their victories, too! 🏆