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Misha Collins Reads Absurd Fan Theories

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#team confused

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jodie is amazing as the doctor i will fight

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the pride and prejudice musical we deserve:

darcy doesn’t sing a single note even during conversations where everyone else is singing at him that is until the argument following his first attempt at proposing to lizzy where you can see his restraint fall away

his first big solo is the letter he writes her

gelsey bell is mary and the unofficial narrator and she sits down at her piano to describe whats going on but before she can ever reveal her feelings on the matter, starting with that gelsey bell scream, mr bennet comes over and does the whole ‘that’s nice dear but give someone else a turn’

mr wickham has this huge ballad about how darcy ruined his life and its super melodramatic and touching

mr collins proposal to lizzy is an absolute bop that he gets so into he forgets for a moment what he’s doing he’s just owning the stage

wickham has a song where he’s trying to seduce lydia but she’s not even listening she’s just monologuing about how excited she is to get laid

during darcy’s second proposal he keeps hesitating waiting for lizzy to interrupt him like she has done every time before but she doesn’t say anything until he’s finished

at the end mary sits down at the piano and right where she’d usually be interrupted, kitty joins her and harmonises

 jane and bingley have the adorable upbeat romantic duet which is just them being super polite like ‘oh so nice to have you here’ ‘so nice to be here’ interspersed with their inner monologue which is just them being like fucking jesus I’m so in love

the bingley sisters probably have a really cool mean solo

lady catherine has this terrifying disney villain song in the garden

there’s for sure a song about ribbon shopping

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“Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very,‘ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.” -Mark Twain

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Halloween Creatures Tag

How this tag works; you are given a word and a sentence that correlates to that word. You are to assign a book or a character from a book that you think fits the description. You must be completely honest. I tag everyone who wants to do this to do this. Obviously spoiler warnings. 

Witch- A magical character or book: The first magical wizard to pop into my head is Nicholas Perevil from “The Witch Hunter” by Veronica Boeker. I love him to d e a t h. 

Werewolf- The perfect book to read at night: “Ms. Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children” by Ransom Riggs. It’s creepy, but not so scary it’ll give you nightmares. Such an amazing book.

Frankenstein- A book that really shocked you: “The Knife of Never Letting Go” by Patrick Ness. There wasn’t necessarily a huge plot twist, but it was so drastically different than any of Ness’s other works that it shocked me. Everything I didn’t expect (in a good way).

The Devil- A dark, evil character: Trellis from “Amulet” by Kazu Kibuishi. I don’t think I’d consider Trellis *evil*, but he is definitely a dark, creepy character.

Grim Reaper- A character that never should have died: I couldn’t choose between 2, so Uriah from “Divergent” by Veronica Roth, and Snape from “Harry Potter” by J.K. Rowling. (I will literally fight anyone, Snape was the best character in Harry Potter.)

Zombie- A book that made you hungry for more: “The Witch Hunter” by Veronica Boeker. (I know I keep going on about this book, I apologize lmao. This won’t be the last time either.)

Gargoyle- A character you’d protect at all costs: THIS is the last time I bring up “The Witch Hunter”, I promise. George from “The Witch Hunter”, and Simon Snow from “Carry On” by Rainbow Rowell. (I couldn’t pick sksksk)

Vampire- A book that sucked the life out of you: “A Monster Calls” by Patrick Ness. I relate so closely to the story, and I think Patrick Ness did an astounding job at describing and illustrating (figuratively AND literally) what it’s like to lose a loved one from cancer.

Ghost- A book that still haunts you: The first book that popped into my mind I completely forgot the title and the author, so I’ll go with my second choice, which is “Out of my Mind” by Sharon Draper.

Skeleton- A character you have a bone to pick with: 100% Regine from “More Than This” by Patrick Ness. She really annoys the ever living shit out of me and I don’t know why. Maybe because she reminds me of myself ksksksk.

Demon- A book that really scared you: “The Black Book of Secrets” by F.E. Higgins and “My Friend Dahmer” by Derf Backderf. I had to narrow it down to 2. 

Mummy- A book you’d preserve throughout time: “Guardians of Ga’Hoole” by  Kathryn Lasky. For such an odd reason. It’s so nostalgic and important to me because when I was younger I found entertainment and love through books. One of the first series I got in to. I haven’t read it in years, but there’s a special place in my heart for those books.  

Creepy Doll- A cover too scary to look at: “The Vivisector” by Patrick White. To be fair, I have no clue what this book is about and I have never read it in my life. But the cover is fucking disgusting and makes me squirm in my seat everytime I look at it.