[sweatermuppet]

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[sweatermuppet]

[sobs until im physically ill] [buys greek yogurt] [repeat]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[happyheidi]

don’t invite me unless these are the plans

[rslashrats]

my gmail impression

some dirty BITCH touchd your account and got their GREASE all over it ew!!!!! eew gross!!! oh wait thay was you… oh erm. this is awkward uh. hm.

[lonestatus]

*struggling w/ writing an email* they didn't have to deal with this shit in ancient babylon

ancient babylonian: *struggling to compose a cuneiform tablet* by god i wish i could do this shit with a computer

[snowywarmthkuya]

ignore the fucked up emoji please

[yonah]

I'm sorry but the fucked up emoji is really hard to ignore

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

The haters try to put me in a crate at night

[neotrances-deactivated]

She has found the persimmon slice

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

i've been using your skinny boyfriend as a bookmark lately when you're gone and Um well I hate to tell you this but he fell out of my book at the library and I can't find him

[dickfizzlewitz]

there's been an on purpose at the accident factory

[kristina100000]

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

[starjasmines]

women matter.

[kristina100000]

sorry

[onewetual-archive-deactivated20]

[robocxtie-deactivated20210922]

Oh, I don't even GO here,but I will personally murder this TikTokker and everyone who didn't unfollow them over this BULLSHXT.

[onewetual-archive-deactivated20]

i'm sorry what

[robocxtie-deactivated20210922]

You read that right. Better unfollow them now or there'll be one less user on this hellsite

[onewetual-archive-deactivated20]

that's a screenshot

[robocxtie-deactivated20210922]

So? If someone is still following that user's TikTok after they posted this, they are going to die.

[onewetual-archive-deactivated20]

why though

[robocxtie-deactivated20210922]

You should know the answer to that, bxtch.

[onewetual-archive-deactivated20]

my name is noah

[campyvillain]

this post is like walking into a graveyard where all the ghosts are arguing with each other

[pukicho]

Visit Original Link

just a fun lil thing im toying with, not complete or nothun :)

[madhumoiselle]

turning off pukicho notifs

[pukicho]

You wanted this

[kerchunkleknoughts]

Shit actually slaps

[pukicho]

Thats the pukicho (or however u spell it) guarantee

[tiredmon0n]

The drop at the end really killed the whole song

[pukicho]

I can’t believe the Hey there Delilah nightcore edm remix I made in a hotel lobby has a bad drop. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

[infiniteoreos]

one thing about me is i am a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness

[cerastes]

Being a long time Tumblr user makes you privy to a lot of deep magic because you were there when it was written. Like the old trend of blogs having autoplay in them. You would check a blog and music would start blasting. Over your music. As if the Geneva Convention wasn’t real.