Zetsu

Roleplay blog Mun: 18+ Willing to roleplay with anyone from any universe.

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A concept: mermaids in wheelchairs

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Another: shapeshifters with stretch marks

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Religious vampires trying to find ways to balance their ideologies with their needs

Sirens learning sign language so they can communicate without enchanting anyone

Disabled fairies who can’t fly pushing for accessibility

Spirits helping save people from fires and other natural disasters because they can access areas too dangerous for the living

Dragons becoming foster parents and providing super safe homes for “hordes” of children until they grow up

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Female werewolves with facial hair and body hair not letting anyone make them feel bad about it

Fae snatching children from abusive homes and raising them in safety while the changeling wreaks havoc

Liberated genies using their power to fight for human rights

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Witchy cooking shows where witches try to make specific potions or find creative magical solutions to problems

Psychic psychologists and medical doctors who are able to figure out exactly how to help even if their patient is non-verbal, young, or afraid of being honest because they’re with an abuser

Psychic teachers knowing just what to do to help students with learning disabilities

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Yes please. 

[sexylibrarian1]

I just slammed the reblog button so hard my phone broke.

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Hell hound service animals

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THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

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HELLHOUND SERVICE DOGS

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Looking for a random cause of death for a character? Click here.

Looking for a random city? Click here.

Looking for a random city that people have actually heard of? Click here.

Need a random surname for a character? Click here. (They also give prevalence by race, which is very helpful.)

Helpful writing tips for my friends.

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smallirishpotato

[nyokoko]

OH SHIT.

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A couple more resources I have open constantly:

Random motivations for your characters here!

Need some character quirks? Here and here! 

Having trouble with backstory? Here! (They have an option for fortunate and unfortunate backstories)

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When your pad’s on crooked but you don’t realize it until after you leave a public bathroom

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ITS NOT!!!! 11 FUCKIGN NUGGETS!!!! I HATE THIS DAMN POST!!!!! NUGGET 4 AND 5 IS JUST ONE SPLIT IN HALF!!!! R U PPL BLIND!!!!!

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TYPES OF STUDENTS

a. studies to learn, not to get good grades. doesn’t stress about anything, sloppy handwriting, stacks of books, takes napping seriously b. spends every single night working their ass off for their grades yet still people think they are naturally smart c. spends more time procrastinating than actually studying. gets still good grades. secretly envied by others. d. always late, never has their material with them and interrupts everyone. still liked by everyone. e. the stereotypical hipster. loves classics, coffee and rainy weather. can be found at coffee shops reading or observing people. f. perfectionist who feels the need to better than anyone else. gets mad when a friend gets a better grade. g. envious of everyone. wants to get good grades but spends their time watching netflix all day long, still has the gut to complain about not having enough time to study. h. tries to do everything they can even though their mental health isn’t the best. skips a lot of school days to catch up on school work.

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i need help

i’m a 15 year old and i go to a school for mentally ill people. my school doesnt offer free lunches anymore because they’re changing the lunch program. even if we can get reduced lunches, i doubt i could get that money. it’s going to be really embarrassing if i don’t eat lunch, plus, i don’t have much food in the first place at home. it costs two dollars for breakfast and three dollars for lunch. our lunches are pretty big so on days i don’t have food at home i can deal and not be very hungry. please, if you can, donate a couple dollars to my paypal. it only costs a few dollars a day for me to eat so one dollar means a lot to me. https://www.paypal.me/skyve

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/If any of you would like to roleplay, just send a message! Even though Zetsu sometimes bites, I won’t! Haha~

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//Classes are about to start up again

But hello everyone. I’ve missed you, I know I go on long Hiatuses and I’m sorry. There was a lot of illness within my family and I had no motivation. 

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4-page promotional preview of  怪談囃子, a short manga appearing in the October issue of Bunch Magazine! COMING SOON TO ONLINE ORDERS NEAR YOU.

I lol’d when I saw this on twitter, so I lunchbreak translated it here. Usual shit wording apologies and caveat emptors apply.

(The source is here. This is only a sample and it’s for promotional purposes, so it should be fine to do this…?)

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Sakura II by IndigoSummerr

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Grim wasn't in the best of shape. In fact, she'd say she was in very bad condition. She only just got away from a fight, cursing her over-confidence. She didn't want to worry Zetsu so soon, but... He was the only one she trusted to help her now. She took out her phone and texted them, wincing at every bit of pain. "Zetsu, Grim needs help." (And now for some angst!)

Zetsu groggily rolled over, hearing the specific ring tone for Grim he had placed so he would never ignore it by mistake. His head throbbed for a few seconds as Shiro reached out for it, flipping it open. He saw the message.

The phone slipped from his grasp, his chest suddenly feeling hallow and the sudden pit stomach feeling waved over him at first, 

Then the protective wave crashed harder than ever. They both somehow leaped in sync up, Shiro texting fast back “ Where are you?! “ As Kuro one-armedly threw on their clock. They wrestled with the baggy fabric as he hit send. At that point in time nothing else mattered. Not even his own base. They’d usually warn Pein before running off but this might be the life of his one and only loved one in danger. A second felt like an hour, waiting for the text to come through. “ Shit.. shit. Shitshitshit. “ Were the only words that left Shiro’s mouth, his hand trembling while staring at the screen.

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Grim received the test rather quickly, hoping she would not get him in too much trouble. She knew groups would not appreciate members running off. Especially to help someone they had no idea about.

She took a little longer to text back, keeping herself as quiet as possible. She would not be surprised if reinforcements came to help her enemies. They were not the quietest, after all. “In the forest nearest Grim’s house. Beside one of the tallest trees. Before you ask, Grim got into a rather nasty fight. She is not bleeding out, despite it looking that way, but she will not be able to do much for a little while.”

It was mostly to reassure him. Not a full lie, but she truly was in no condition to be going out too often, let alone continue her hunt. She should have been a bit more wary. She should have considered the possibility of an ambush. But she did not. Now she was feeling the consequences of that mistake.

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As they received the text he exhaled a it of relief. They closed their eyes, picturing exactly where she mentioned. He almost morphed until he realized he should grab a weapon in case and decided to bring one of the baggy cloaks that wasn’t littered with the akutsuki symbol he had to wrap her up in and carry for warmth and protection. He went back and closed his eyes and cautiously morphed. He didn’t even want to respond to waste time.

 As he approached the trees he looked around, almost breathlessly breathing out Grim’s name to not draw more attention to himself than he needs to, keeping close to trees and scouring the area. As he finally found her little hiding place he squated down besides her, Shiro’s hand resting on her shoulder as Kuro pulled out the cloak. Together they worked on wrapping silently, Shiro leaning close and whispering soft “You’re going to be alright with us. Do you need to grab anything from here before we leave? “ Shiro was oddly tender and soft while holding the cloak around her, and almost calm despite seeing her beaten and bleeding. He didn’t want to worry about it yet, he just wanted to get her out of there and into safety first.

[frawgs]

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

[sesh]