Gravity Falls - Tourist Trapped - sentence starters
1. “Ah, summer break. A time for leisure, recreation, and takin’ ‘er easy. Unless you’re me.”
2. “It’s getting closer!”
3. “Rest assured, there is a perfectly logical explanation.”
4. “This attic is amazing. Check out all my splinters!”
5. “And there’s a goat on my bed.”
7. “No touching the merchandise!”
9. “I know you’re going through your whole ‘boy crazy’ phase, but I think you’re kind of overdoing it with the ‘crazy’ part.”
10. “This is our first summer away from home. It’s my big chance to have an epic summer romance.”
11. “But do you have to flirt with every boy/girl you meet?”
12. “My name’s ______, but you can call me the girl/boy of your dreams.”
13. “Mock all you want, ______, but I’ve got a good feeling about this summer. I wouldn’t be surprised if the wo/man of my dreams walked through that door right now.”
14. “I need someone to go hammer up these signs in the spooky part of the forest.”
15. “I’d fire all of you if I could.”
16. “Whenever I’m in those woods, I feel like I’m being watched.”
17. “I’m telling you, something weird is going on in this town. Just today my mosquito bites spelled out ‘beware’.”
18. “Nobody ever believes anything I say.”
19. “It’s amazing! _______ said I was being paranoid, but according to this book, ______ has this secret dark side.”
20. “This girl/boy’s got a date. Woo-hoo!”
21. “Let me get this straight. In the half-hour I was gone, you already found a boyfriend/girlfriend?”
22. “We met at the cemetery. S/he’s really deep.”
23. “Are you bleeding, ______?”
24. “So, you wanna go… hold hands, or whatever?”
26. “Daisies? You scalawag.”
27. “Is my ______ really dating a zombie, or am I just going nuts?”
28. “I couldn’t help but overhear you talking aloud to yourself in this empty room.”
29. “You’ve seen _______’s boyfriend/girlfriend. S/he’s got to be a zombie, right?”
30. “But you’ve got to have evidence. Otherwise, people are going to think you’re a major-league cuckoo clock.”
31. “I’m trying to tell you that ______ is not what s/he seems!”
32. “You think s/he might be a vampire? That would be so awesome!”
33. “A zombie? That is not funny, _______.”
34. “It all adds up. The bleeding, the limp. S/he never blinks! Have you noticed that?”
35. “Remember what the book said about _______? Trust no one!”
36. “What about me, huh? Why can’t you trust me?”
37. “______ and I are going on a date at 5:00, and I’m going to be adorable, and s/he’s going to dreamy, and I’m not going to let you ruin it with one of your crazy conspiracies!”
38. “And here we have Rock-That-Looks-Like-A-Face Rock, the rock that looks like a face.”
39. “Finally, we’re alone.”
40. “I need to borrow the golf cart so I can save my _______ from a zombie!”
41. “Try not to hit any pedestrians.”
42. “______, now that we’ve gotten to know each other, there’s… there’s something I should tell you.”
43. “Is this weird? Is this too weird? Do you need to sit down?”
44. “We understand. We’ll never forget you, _______. Because we’re going to kidnap you.”
45. “Don’t worry, _______! I’ll save you from that zombie!”
46. “_______ turned out to be a bunch of gnomes, and they’re total jerks!”
47. “Hey, hey! Let go of my _______!”
48. “You guys are butt-faces!”
50. “Hurry, before they come after us!”
51. “I wouldn’t worry about it. Did you see their little legs? Those suckers are tiny.”
52. “Behold! The world’s most distracting object.”
54. “_______, just this once, trust me.”
55. “That’s for lying to me! That’s for breaking my heart! And this is for messing with my ______!”
56. “I’m sorry for ignoring your advice. You really were just looking out for me.”
57. “I guess I’m just sad that my first boyfriend/girlfriend turned out to be a bunch of gnomes.”
58. “Look on the bright side. Maybe the next one will be vampire.”
59. “Awkward _______ hug?”
60. “The catch is ‘do it before I change my mind’. Now take something.”
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