[evilvillain123456789]

unfortunately one of the new mothers i work with at the Hudson Valley Distance Reiki Birthing Center in Long Island had decided that zyn would be an appropriate substitute to the wintergreen skoal I'd prescribed. her child was born with... yup, you guessed it-- a series of marionette strings constantly tensioned but not connected to anything particular which controlled the newborn infants every move

[hungwy]

The Midwest is perfectly suited for a new Buddhist kingdom

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Did anyone else just feel a pale hand pull a silvery rope connected to a dark curtain

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

It will get colder eventually dont even wooorry about a silly heat wave lol It will get so, so, so terribly cold And the blanket of snow will fall heavy until every thing is made still

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

let’s party

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Lets seriously just let our hair down and have some fun

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

i want to let loose and act like tonight is forever

[craterdogs]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the DRK jobquests”😳you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever i don't feel shit

5 mins later: dude i swear i just talked to a corpse

my tulpa Fray pacing: the Temple Knights are lying to us

[rickybabyboy]

2026 is awesome tiger year

[rickybabyboy]

achieve awesomeness at any cost

[gamerkrillslair]

going after puppys tonight

[guooey]

[spiribia]

I like the concept of sides. It’s like a petpet for your lunch

[jame7t]

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

[cryptotheism]

!cursedoak

[jame7t]

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

[2020knives]

ummm was OP on strawberries when they posted this? lol

[angelicguy]

yeah he was cool man we used to make him take bigger dabs than he was comfortable with saying dont worry dude we have a cold soda waiting for you go go go and his eyes would be watering and shit looked like he was gonna throw up and shit and then we'd both go NO SODA!! NO SODA!! and hit him on the back and chase him around. yeah I had no idea about that, how'd he die?

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Cutely Giggles 'sthe name, and this is my partner- Chuckles Darkly. Private investigators.

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

All living beings are reddit, really

Ideally the world should look like this

[rnismatch]

snuck into area 51 and i saw a spawner with a rotating unabomber in it but the cia had placed 4 torches one on each side

[apas-95]

uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.