Stream Of Consciousness

[ziggyswiggle]

Would laying 4-8 ostrich sized eggs instead of the regularly scheduled child birth process be better or worse?

[ziggyswiggle]

It’s possible my mood disorders are disordering my mood ;~;

[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[lelouch]

[xignis]

i bet none of you were ready to see this image in HD

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[birds-in-posts]

Chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus)

[ziggyswiggle]

Thought this was a shitpost, took me a solid 40 seconds to realize it was just informational chicken content

[ziggyswiggle]

Meet my 3 Soup Girlfriends

Chili (girlfriend)

Steak & potato (girlfriend)

Shrimp & clam chowder (girlfriend)

They are my Girlfriends.

[ziggyswiggle]

I’ve been begging my boyfriend to watch arcane for months, but he wouldnt bc it’s “Not His Thing” Come the summer tho he got bored and binged it.

This man is currently S P A M M I N G JayVik memes and edits. please help. I’ve created a monster:

[ziggyswiggle]

@pinterest-staff turn the comments back on on my birthday cake post.

[ziggyswiggle]

Told my bf yesterday that he smells like running water and fresh cut wood.

He responded that I smell like cats and hotels.

I am unsure how to process this information.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'd like to introduce my daughter Nuance to tumblr

[icecreamvi]

Can she play with my daughter Leftist Infighting

[innerchildabortionclinic]

sure, what could possibly go wrong

[slunch]

my ideal existence is not knowing about the oscars or the super bowl or any of that horseshit...I jerk off to clear running water and live off whatever wanders into my open mouth

[slunch]

you people are turning me into pjackk. can I have a win for the first time in my entire life

[legislacerator]

nowhere else on the internet can you get content like this

[ziggyswiggle]

Science side of tumblr tell me why rain makes me so sleepy

[ziggyswiggle]

Fuckin SLEEPY out here

[ziggyswiggle]

Sometimes when I’m bored I scroll and play: Straight Gal Pals or Lesbian Couple?????

I have a 50/50 success rate.

[ziggyswiggle]

One time, when I was working at Domino’s, one of my managers was complaining about this super stressed coworker and at one point yelled “ITS JUST PIZZA”

And honestly, it was just pizza.

I’ve kept that phrase in my brain for years. Just like “this doesn’t actually matter and doesn’t need to stress me out.” Work I’m anxious about? It’s just pizza! Frustrated bc I didn’t make something correctly? It’s just pizza. I’m not going to remember or care about this, and it shouldn’t weigh on my mind, because it is just pizza.

So yeah, don’t forget

it’s just pizza.