One man's struggle against reality

[lauzor]

[bootyexpress-deactivated2020042]

THE LAST ONE

[satchelgizmovo]

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[cheese24k]

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

[arealtomato]

IT’S BACK

[fangirltothefullest]

This would be ideal if she wanted to show someone an acting portfolio.

[c0ntemplations]

So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.

(via bl-ossomed)

[eggtrolls]

god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys 

I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink tequila, blue or otherwise, so I grabbed a piece of bread from the basket on the table and just tapped it against people’s glasses like it was a legitimate beverage instead of a wheat byproduct 

and one of my friends was like ‘ho what in god’s name are you doing’ 

and I didn’t know how to say I would rather slice of my own foot than drink tequila so I just held my bread up and said ‘I’m toasting’ 

and in that moment I felt my soul descend directly into the eighteenth circle of hell

[kristenwiigdaily]

pandoralily:

imagine Michael Cera as Christian Grey

[miloserdie]

[tupacabra]

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

a smooth criminal

[dicksplit]

[exoqenises]

no way this is 6 seconds only

[2p-ukraine]

6 seconds of pure beauty

[what-makes-a-hero-deactivated20]

I’m on the verge of crying

[greylilacs]

“you’re going to hurt yourself…”

“YOLO”

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

BUNNIES JUST CANNOT LEAP, THEY CAN ONLY HOP

[brehaaorgana]

“Running of the interns outside the Supreme Court 6/26/2015″

[weloveshortvideos]

He actually told the time

[jenniferlawrencedaily]

[forassgard]

[soldieronbarnes]

#LIKE A TIRED MIDDLE AGED SUBURBAN DAD THAT HAS TO RAISE FIVE CHILDREN ON HIS OWN #AND LITERALLY NOTHING THEY SAY OR DO SURPRISES HIM ANYMORE HE IS JUST LIVING IN A CONSTANT STATE OF MILD ANNOYANCE AND DEEP RESIGNATION  (via hawkcawcaweye)

[acidocasualidad]

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

WHYYYYY

[oxcykun]

I never get tired of this

[eh-nandesuka-deactivated2017082]

MIIIIIEEEEEEEEEERDA

[hattersarts]

why the fuck wasnt this scene in the movie, everyone knows had pepper been in the tower the whole movie would have ended in about 15min bc she would have stopped tonys dumb shit

[popsicle-prince]

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[askvision]

inspired by this post

[askvision]

Steve: “I don’t understand what you said–- Speak in Irish!” Tony: “I have no idea what you’re saying! Stop yelling!” Natasha: “Bucky? Where are you? Get me a coffee, please. These people are too loud” Thor: “I CANNOT BEAR THIS NOISE ANY LONGER”

Vision: “VEGETABLES ARE A HEALTHY SNACK”

[sakhmettt]

what languages are each of them speaking?

[zillullah]

Steve: Irish Gaelic Tony: Spanish Natasha: Russian Thor: Old Norse Vision: Binary

[egberts]

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

[imthedogwithablog]

you are one of the great thinkers of our time