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Minhyun and NU’EST W congratulating each other after M Countdown finished!
So much happened today:
- NU’EST W perfectly executed “Hello” readjusting the choreography where Ren and Aron covered Minhyun’s parts.
-Minhyun watched NU’EST W performances and sang along to “If you” the song which is about him and how much the members miss him.
-Minhyun imminently turned around after the show ended to look behind him for his members LMAO “Minhyun look we won M countdown” “OK sure but where are my members???”
-Baekmin shared eye contact across the stage
-Minhyun waved to Aron trying to get his attention which he eventually did
-In the bts video, Minhyun grabs JR’s arm to get his attention and then bows to him.
-OT5 gets separated because too many people are in the way. But NU’ EST W members congratulate Wanna One on winning, the kids are really happy to see Baekho who enthusiastically talks to them.
-Minhyun tries to run after his members reaching the exit
-Even before leaving the exit his head is shooting around looking for NU’EST W, he looks excited.
-THE BEST PART IS MINHYUN’S FACE LIGHTS UP AND HE LOOKS SO FUCKING HAPPY (gif above) THAT HIS MEMBERS WAITED FOR HIM AT THE EXIT.
-His members all clap for him and he gives them a “fighting!” sign
It’s pretty clear the thing Minhyun looked forward to the most was seeing his members, it’s like he was starved for their presence. He was chasing after them and looking for them so cutely.
This might be the only ot5 interaction we see in 1.5 years so I’ll deeply treasure this moment.
We will wait for him to come home <3
everyone who rebloggs this post is fucking gay
an overly excited boy in love with dodo
how would VIXX react to thigh riding ? (male specific pls)
hun, I can’t even say you need jesus cause I ain’t religious lol. I’m assuming you mean as the reader is male? if not, i wrote it mostly gender neutral anyway. WARNING, NSFW AHEAD, NOT FOR CHILDREN.
N: He’d stare at you for a while after putting down his book (you naughty thing, interrupting his reading time), thinking, “What is my little baby up to today?”, while he smirks with that god forbidden expression of his. Then when he starts tenting up, he’d grab you by the hips and pull until both your erections were pressed right where they should be. If he were sub… he’d do the same anyway.
Leo: Are you sure you want to do that? Are you really sure you want to? would be how his eyes look while you grind like a dumbass and then he’d push you onto the ground and have his fucking way. If he were submissive, I can imagine he’d blush furiously until you made another move, for he will unfreeze and give in then.
Ken: I can’t believe you’re making me write thi- KEN WOULD BOUNCE HIS LEG UP AND DOWN A LITTLE TO TEASE YOU AIGHT YOU BETTER BE PREPARED NO MATTER HOW SWITCH HE IS
Ravi: Ahhh Kim Ravi, our resident ex-eggplant son of a holyfuckball, you best bet he would grab your hips with a little growl and grind you hard onto his thigh. Or he would slip his hands onto your hips gently and let you do what you do, gazing into your eyes all the while until you lean in to kiss him.
Hongbin: He will be melting into a squeaky, red bean. Poor boy, but if you did it a few more times he might get used to it lol. Or he’d do this and think about it all day and night just restless because it’s such a strange sexual thing for him lmao.
Hyuk: Alright, thigh ride satan’s own son, it’s your life anyway go on, risk it lol. But no really I would suggest you tying him up to do that for your own safety I don’t know what shit he would pull.
DON’T YOU DARE TRUST THIS FACE OF HIS
send me NSFW VIXX asks here!
you have come a long way my friend
okay dokay i have no idea why i am writing this when i could be sleeping but i figured this could come in handy in the future when i find myself begging on my knees to get someone into btob and this is an opportunity to write down everything i know and it makes me happy so
━━☆ welcome to alexas btob primer/guide/whatever ☆彡
(disclaimer: this was inspired by j’s vixx primer and this b1a4 guide and this btob guide helped a bit as well. beware, as this is rather long, very biased and gets updated/edited relatively frequently)
the basics
btob is a seven member group formed by cube entertainment
the group consists of eunkwang, minhyuk, changsub, hyunsik, peniel, ilhoon and sungjae
they held their debut show case on march 21st 2012 and had their first debut stage on march 22nd on m!countdown
their group name stands for born to beat and has two meanings: born to beat as in they are born to make music, and they are born to win over the others, to beat them
their fans are called melody — a name ilhoon is said to have come up with — explanation: every beat needs a melody
the official colour is slow blue
the members
eunkwang (seo eunkwang)
born 901122 (22.11.1990)
he is the leader, lead/main vocalist, musical actor
a father (but very tiny)
his voice is heaven
in 2016 he was on king of masked singer and sang fucking italian opera (in ITALIAN) and fucking Killed it (there are only audios on youtube (here) or the video on twitter)
he is somewhat known for that baboon impression that he did for a while and everyone hates him for it
one huge dumbhead seriously i wouldnt even need to link anything just watch any video and he will prove it himself in no time
im serious
what even
he is that embarrassing parent you are trying to leave at home
but seriously he is willing to do everything and anything to entertain and make you happy, he is one of the most lovable and precious people you will ever meet he wouldnt be able to hurt a fly even if he wanted to (WHICH HE NEVER WOULD)
rant over
minhyuk (lee minhyuk)
born 901129 (29.11.1990)
he is part of rap line, part-time vocalist and one out of three unofficial visuals, he also writes lyrics and composes songs, and he is an actor
predebut he was an underground rapper called heota and he has started releasing solo stuff again occasionally (featurings)
although his singing voice is pure sugar, minhyuk is mainly a rapper because btob would have too many vocalists otherwise
he is also very sporty and has won a ton of medals at the idol star championships for running, hurdles, high jump, futsal and and and
in 2016 he almost set a new world record in 60 metres at isac. he missed it by 0.02 seconds
seriously is there anything he cant do
his mouth is really cute it looks like a cat’s
he initiates skinship a lot, does lots of fanservice and he is the one that cries the easiest
changsub (lee changsub)
born 910226 (26.2.1991)
one of the (main?) vocalists and a musical actor
he can be pretty deadpan but within there is a super caring person towards the others and fans as well
love lee changsub
he likes to pull the weirdest, most disturbing faces ever, he is a Literal Meme
he can sleep practically anywhere
he was the tin man once (there was an axe for the outfit but btob forgot it at a restaurant and, sadly, never got it back)
he hates loves sungjae
he debuted as a solo artist in japan in 2017 (wild i know)
hyunsik (lim hyunsik)
born 920307 (7.3.1992)
one of the vocalists, lyricist and composer (not only for btob but other artists such as hyuna for example)
hyunsik can play the guitar and the piano
he is also in charge of eyesmile
music means a big deal to him (his father is a singer as well) and he is A Great Art Enthusiast
also he is the exact middle between hyung and maknae line
he is usually the normal or calm one, but Do Not Be Fooled he has his moments
he can speak chinese to some extent and tries to talk (more than he usually does) whenever they are in china
he is like a teddy bear and you cannot hate him
peniel (peniel shin/shin donggeun)
born 930310 (10.3.1993)
rapper and in charge of english
peniel was born and raised in chicago and moved to korea prior to becoming an idol (around 2010)
before he debuted with btob he was a trainee at jyp and because he got added to btob last minute, he didnt get as much practice as the others which is why
he gets very few lines and when he does it is most likely english
he says that english is still the language he is more comfortable in though
his hair story on hello counselor (1) (2)
he did that cover once which was Really Cute listen and fall in love
he has his own youtube channel, where he uploads vlogs whenever they are promoting in japan or have overseas schedules, or he posts q&as, movie or food recommendations or other random things, link
he is into photography and did the jacket photoshoot for changsub’s solo and helped directing the btob blue stand by me music video
moreover, he participated in the production of a mixtape along with his brother in law, check it out here
ilhoon (jung ilhoon)
born 941004 (4.10.1994)
rapper, kind of a vocalist, lyricist, composer, actor and (sometimes considered) part of the unofficial visual line
for producing, he works mostly with hyunsik or hyunil (ex-cclown ray)
he has had some featurings mostly with labelmates like hyuna, g.na and 2yoon, but also subin of dalshabet and melodyday
ilhoon is kind of the hecking creator of the gwiyomi player but gets little to no credit for it (a trainee showed it to him and he was the first idol to do it on camera but no one cares)
he was a part time mc on weekly idol for nearly three years
his cross dress self is “cold city girl ilsoon” and everyone loves. you cant not love
he says he hates skinship but really (he has clarified he only likes it with “people he is comfortable with”)
HE CANNOT LIPSYNC FOR SHIT (during thriller era they were performing at a music show but none of the microphones were working so all the groups had to lipsync, he tweeted about how difficult it was afterwards)
HIS LEGS ARE THE FRUCKING PRETTIEST EVER
sungjae (yook sungjae)
born 950502 (2.5.1995)
vocalist, maknae, face of the group, actor (as everyone knows anyway)
okay. how to start
yook sungjae is satan but that is not all
once he tried to(?) smash(ed) a watermelon with his head — he succeeded (weekly idol made him do it again years later)
he has also smashed an egg with his forehead before
him and ilhoon kissed once
him and eunkwang kissed once
him and peniel almost kissed once
him and minhyuk did that thing not only once but twice (i think they might have done several times but) (nsfw) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
yook sungjae is a piranha, a tree, a bunny, a chicken and yeah
his cross dress self is sungsook
he also loves changsub
AND HE LOVES PENIEL (HE CRIED WATCHING HIM ON HELLO COUNSELOR) (1:06:00)
the music
→ group
korean discography consists of one full album, ten mini albums (yes, ten) and one digital single (as a comeback that they promoted) as of now (kor.)
born to beat (mini album, 2012, insane)
press play (mini album, 2012, wow)
second confession (digital single, 2013)
thriller (mini album, 2013, thriller)
beep beep (mini album, 2014, beep beep)
move (mini album, 2014, you’re so fly)
the winter’s tale (mini album, 2014, the winter’s tale)
complete (full album, 2015, it’s okay)
i mean (mini album, 2015, way back home)
remember that (mini album, 2016, remember that)
new men (mini album, 2016, i’ll be your man)
feel’em (mini album, 2017, movie)
japanese discography consists of one full album, two remakes and four original single comebacks (jpn.)
wow (jp) (single album, 2014)
future (tomorrow) (mini album, 2015)
夏色 MY GIRL (mini album, 2015)
dear bride (mini album, 2016)
LUV (mini album, 2016)
24/7 (twenty-four seven) (full album, 2016)
movie (jp) (mini album, 2017)
→ subunits and solos
btob blue, a subunit consisting of vocal line (eunkwang, changsub, hyunsik, sungjae) (kor.)
stand by me (digital single, 2016)
changsub (jpn.)
at the end (jp) (digital single, 2017)
+ extras:
Piece of BTOB (2017)
title tracks, promoted songs, pre-releases + music videos
insane (비밀)
their debut song and the title track of their first album
there are specific member versions of the music video as well like one version only with eunkwang, one with minhyuk and so on
kinda dramatic and sad and mirror smashing
father (아버지)
a song off the asia special edition of born to beat
they just stand there basically
the lyrics are cute
irresistible lips (그 입술을 뺏었어)
another single off the special asia edition of born to beat
minhyuk is the lead actor
lots of crying and running
and there is a dance version
wow
title track of their second mini album press play
all seven act along with an actress
there is a dance version, member versions and a dance practice GOD BLESS THE LORD
for most of the members this was their favourite era
i only know love (사랑밖에 난 몰라)
a single off press play
the video are cuts from personal film footage which is very very cute
second confession (두 번째 고백)
the digital single released in 2013
the video is very cute and it has a plot kinda so
also there is the propably most important music video ever !!!! THE PJ VERSION
seriously that is The Cutest mv ever its like a dance version but with pyjamas and cute socks
when i was your man (내가 니 남자였을때)
a pre-release off their third mini album thriller
they just stand there and sing but that music video is pure beauty i swear
thriller (스릴러)
the title track of their third mini album
its about a girl being captured and the guy tries to rescue her but gets turned into a zombie or something idek
BUT THEY ALL LOOK REALLY AMAZING IN IT SO HEY
and there is a dance practice video
many people said the song sucked but
it didnt
beep beep (뛰뛰빵빵)
the title track of beep beep
its about a break up and then youre stuck in traffic jam and get angry ????? or something
the mv is really cute because theyre just being dumb basically
theres a dance practice
none of them liked it when they first got introduced to the idea
amazing
you’re so fly (넌 감동이야)
title track of MOVE
its upbeat and a happy song and
the mv is so dumb but so cute its literally btob
for all teasers, music video and music show stages go here
wow (jpn ver.)
btob’s japanese debut single
under kiss entertainment
yeah its basically wow in japanese
outfits just as bad as the ones from original wow
you can cry (울어도 돼)
a pre-release off their sixth mini album the winter’s tale
it’s about being lonely at christmas
the music video is really cute they’re just playing around being children and having a photoshoot
the winter’s tale (울면 안 돼)
the title track of their winter album (obviously)
the song was composed, written and arranged solely by hyunsik and ilhoon!!!!!!!! hecky!!!!!!!!!
the first half of the mv is Beauty it’s all pastel colours and fairies
the other half is with a little girl and theyre wearing onesies what else could you want
future (tomorrow) 「未来(あした)」
their first original japanese single
from the mini album with the same name
very japanese indeed
it’s okay (괜찮아요)
the title track off their first album
the song is a ballad (btob’s first time promoting a ballad ever) its about having a hard time, its purpose is to give strength
the music video is solely acting no choreography
BUT IT REACHED ONE MILLION VIEWS WITHIN A WEEK SO THERE IS A DANCE VERSION JESUS BLESS
it entered almost every music site at #1 and got in second place on music core which was their first ever second place
all teasers, music video and music show stages go here
summer colour my girl 「夏色 MY GIRL」
the title track off their second japanese mini album
the music video is btob looking for a mermaid
yes
really super duper cute song and a goofy video
way back home 집으로 가는 길
the title track of their seventh mini album i mean
again, a drama music video; eight minutes long, with ilhoon changsub and hyunsik as the main characters (though all of them are in it)
the song is like a second part of it’s okay, the lyrics give strength
reached first place on five music sites
sungjae was only there for about five stages in total because of his drama, he missed their first win too
BTOB HAD THEIR FIRST WIN ON 151021 EXACTLY THREE YEARS AND SEVEN MONTHS AFTER THEIR DEBUT (1310 DAYS) ON SHOW CHAMPION WITH WAY BACK HOME CONGRATULATIONS ꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡
teasers, music video, music show stages here
dear bride
the fourth japan comeback
a beautiful music video with changsub as the main actor
the song is about wishing the one you love happiness as they get married to someone else
remember that (봄날의 기억)
the title track of their eighth mini album and the third part of their infamous “ballad trilogy”
a beautiful, light spring ballad
the music video is basically all minhyuk and jo boa being boyfriend and girlfriend
they got in first on show champion m!countdown and music bank, congratulations ♡
teasers, music video, music show performances here
LUV
their fifth japanese comeback
emo song with literally one third rap line (PENIEL!!!!) and two thirds adlibs but i am not complaining
the music video is all of them acting and no choreography
stand by me (내 곁에 서 있어줘)
btob blue debut song!!! (yes, a fucking digital single)
a sad song about wanting back a past lover
the music video is just them sitting and singing but Super Hecking Pretty
also peniel helped directing it
apart from the one special stage on music core, they did not promote this
i’ll be your man (기도)
title track of their ninth mini album new men
produced by the king of anything music related, hyunsik, it is their first dance track after almost two years
still lets their vocals shine and rap line fucking slay
dark, angsty concept and the (end of the) music video is INTENSE
they got an almost all kill and maintained their number 1 position on melon for like five hours ♡
christmas time ~君だけを~
a….japanese…christmas comeback…
as boring as it sounds
the music video looks like they spent 0 thoughts and 5 bucks on it
sorry (also known as me, being bitter they cut short new men promotions for this mess of a comeback) (they had 9 stages for the entire comeback but im not saying anything)
Enjoy! :)
someday (언젠가)
pre-release, song off their tenth mini album feel’em
a ballad “too good to be just a b-track”
composed by hyunsik, lyrics written by hyunsik and rap line
no music video
a Masterpiece
literally their best ballad dont even fight me on this
movie
composed by ilhoon and cclown ray, lyrics by rapline
a funky upbeat song about wanting love like in movies (or something)
the music video has no plot but they all play different characters from various films Really Cute
despite chart time changes they did Really well digitally, they managed to stay in the top20 for two weeks or so, breaking all their previous records
they got one win for movie during their second week on show champion, congratulations ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)
there is also a dance practice, produced by the dance team that performed with them during promotions (theyre only reason there is a dance practice because cube dont care enough anymore to put that much effort into btob ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
movie (jp)
movie. in japanese.
the music video has some really nice shots but also that horrible filter for some parts, a Truly Mixed Bag
at the end (jp)
at the end. in japanese.
i have nothing to say about this
swimming
hyunsik’s solo for piece of btob
he did Everything for this himself: composing, lyrics, arrangement
also painted the album cover
king of anything music and art
reality shows/variety/series
mnet amazone
pre-debut
it’s about them gaining audience and mastering several missions and challenges
there are five episodes with not more than fifteen minutes
mtv diary
ah good old mtv diaries
64 episodes with about fifteen minutes each apart from the last ones that are half an hour each and with vixx
its mostly filmed by btob themselves and just everyday life
them being dumb would be an appropriate summary imo
mtv b+ diary
this has five episodes with a runtime of about 50 minutes or something each
its challenges and little games and sort of scripted stuff
cross dressing !!!!!!!!! big yes
uh idk minhyuk cries in the last episode
yeah
lim hyunsik’s sik sense
there are two seasons with about six episodes each season and special episodes here and there
hyunsik is the mc obviously
btob being dumb with weird talks and games and stuff
manager self camera (msc)
twenty episodes
pretty short episodes around 5 minutes so ideal if you cant watch long videos
filmed by their managers if you couldnt tell by the title
it’s just backstage stuff basically
cool men
six episodes, long-ish
very variety tbh (scripted)
they embarrass themselves a lot with stupid games and dates with mannequins and cross dressing and anything really
DUMB
black box (msc s2)
seventeen episodes
its manager self camera with a different title
btob being dumb for a living
the beat s1, s2, s3 (msc s3, s4, s5)
btob being dumb babies Nothing New, But Entertaining
feel so goods
btob designing their own merchandise
four short episodes
Literally The Dumbest Ever
i’ll be your melody (s1, s2, s3)
a series of covers by the members; each season consists of one cover by each member
except for some covers like the sungjaexminhyuk or the sungjaexpeniel duet; peniel decided not to participate in the third season
they all sing covers except for ilhoon who wrote his own lyrics in the second season and did a remix of his and hyunas song for the third one
also responsible for making one question their positions within the group: à la why is minhyuk a rapper when HIS VOICE IS ACTUAL HONEY? why is hyunsik a vocalist when he can rap as if it is the only thing he does?
the first season was in 2013, season two in 2014 and season three 2015
so so cute and it really shows their talent
just watch it and melt (and die)
the beat extra (season 1, 2)
believe it or not! even more seasons of the beat!
very short episodes because cube are lazy
still dumb children
the beat (season 4, 5)
actually a different concept for once
episodes were v-app livestreams
group, pair and individual broadcasts (not everyone got a solo episode though) duration: 1 hour to almost 2 hours
link to their channel
beatcom
still the same dumb
i am running out of ADJECTIVES HERE
wins (5: 1—3—1)
151021 way back home (show champion)
160406 remember that (show champion)
160407 remember that (m!countdown)
160408 remember that (music bank)
170315 movie (show champion)
controversies
so far btob have had two(?) proper and two minor controversies
the sasaeng issue
the plagiarism issue (it wasnt really plagiarism)
the colour issue
the minhyuk instagram issue
posted: 08.2014 last updated: 07.2017
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
I have nothing to lose
my palm was itchin today not riskin it
I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol
It works. I just got $300 for no reason.
Money dog is my friend
Money dog is the shit
Here goes nothing. Fingers crossed.
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
worth a shot huh
WHY THE HELL NOT
Lmao I’ll give it a shot
Yongguk is back and so are my memes
When his girlfriend teases him
the tough cookie edition
[Zico]
[Y/N] …what have you done?
[ZC] …what?
[Y/N] why does it look like a five year old girl has braided all of your hair?
*he acts cute*
[Y/N] ugh stop it… you’re a grown man… an… adorable grown man *laughing*
[ZC] *disgusting aegyo* don’t you like my hair?
[Y/N] *laughing* can I ask why you did this to your hair…?
[Y/N] yeahhhh… sure you are. *wink*
[ZC] yah! leave me alone *pout*
*squeezing his cheeks*
[Y/N] you know I’m only teasing you… i think you look cute
[ZC] it isn’t meant to be cute!
*poking him*
[Y/N] are you in a mood with me? *cute snuggles*
[ZC] *sigh*…no… i love you <3
[Y/N] i love you too… betty spaghetti… *runs away laughing*
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Introducing him to your parents for the first time
pogi’s faves edition
[Daesung]
*freaking out on the inside*
[DS] *please don’t hate me*…hello *smile*
[Seungyoon]
[SY] wow… it’s so nice to meet your WHOLE family at once… oh this is your grandmother’s cousin’s son? hello…
[Rap Monster]
*wowing everyone with his English*
[RM] hi i’m Namjoon <3 <3 *whole life story*
[Taeil]
*not really sure what’s going on but…*
[P.O]
*just being fucking adorable*
[PO] hello everyone <3 i love your daughter…
[G-Dragon]
*charisma charisma charisma… swag, check. swag.*
[GD] i’m G-Dragon but you can call me Jiyong <3 *cute swag*
[Jackson]
*facepalm*
[JS] hey…
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SAME THING AGAIN.
AGAIN.
AND AGAIN.
AND AGAIN
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
IT WON’T STOP.
MORE
AND MORE
AND MORE
IT KEEPS GOING
AND GOING
YOU CAN’T STOP THEM
why do I feel like I’m blushing ;_; Jhope ples
1/? of BTS x Jin: Jin’s (almost) kisses with his members ♡
BTS reaction when they see your self-harm scars
Anonymous said: How do you think they would react when they see their gf’s scars from harming, I know it’s a serious thing but I’m just curious, if you don’t want to do this one I completely understand.
How would BTS react when they saw some older self-harm scars on their gf body and when they confront her about it, she tells them not to worry ‘cause they’re the reason she got strength to stop cutting? Sorry if it doesn’t make sense or it’s too dark
Is there a possibility that you can make a reaction from bts to seeing your scars or bruises from harming only if you’re okay with this. :**
Okay, I have been waiting for more requests on this topic before deciding whether I should or shouldn’t make a reaction post about this, because I know that it is a sensitive topic for some people. I tried to incorporate as much as I could from each request, and I do ask you to forgive me if I did not remain 100% loyal to every request, but I did not want to seem repetitive.
Before you continue, I want to firstly WARN that this could be triggering for some people, so please do not read if you are afraid this might trigger you. However, I want to say, right here and now, that my ask box is open for you guys to talk to me (either on anon or not) if you ever have any troubles you just need to vent out. I promise I will get back to you as soon as I can. Whenever you guys feel the need to self-harm, message me, and I will give you one reason why you shouldn’t do it. If you have problems at home, with friends, with boys, or school, anything you need to speak about, complain about, vent, just come to me. You are not alone, okay? Never. I am here for you, even if I don’t know who you are. I care. I love you. Okay? Now that has been said, please enjoy my reaction scenario!
Jin: He wouldn’t be one to hesitate. He would see them one day, as you reached over him to grab something, and would stop you, wrapping his large hands around your wrist. You’d sigh deeply, knowing you’d been caught, and would now have to give some explanations.
“What is this Y/N?” He’d ask, using his eomma tone with you as he stared straight into your eyes, but you could tell deep down he was panicking.
“Scars” You replied sassily, but your voice was an octave higher, giving away your nervousness.
“I can see that. I mean: why are they on your arms?” He demanded, equally sassily. You rolled your eyes at him, and sighed, trying to keep your cool.
“I used to self-harm, as you can see. I haven’t done it for years, but back then I had a rough time. Things piled up, and this was the only way I could relieve stress… Eventually I couldn’t stop, until I came across something that made me feel whole again.” You told him, tears beginning to well up in your eyes. His expression softened.
“What helped you stop jagi?” He asked you in a whisper, his thumb rubbing circles into your skin, not breaking eye contact.
“You did. Your music. You gave me strength, I know it sounds cliché but I fell for your voice before I even knew what you looked like, and watching your videos made me smile, and soon I found myself running to my laptop whenever I was sad, and my razors were long forgotten…” You confessed, your voice barely above a whisper, as you looked down at your thumbs twiddling with each other. He gasped, tears taking over his eyes, rolling down his smooth cheeks, as he wraps his arms tightly around you.
“I love you jagi. I love you so much. I’m glad I helped you through your darkest times, but I promise you, now that you are with me, I will never let you hurt like this again. I promise you” He would say, his voice shaky from the tears, as he kissed the top of your head, and you sighed happily in his arms, feeling safe.
Jimin: You wanted him, God you wanted him. That little shit drove you crazy with his smirks, and his smiles and those stupidly sexy dance moves, and you knew he felt the same way about you, and was silently getting frustrated with the lack of intimacy in your relationship. It had been 5 months already, and he hadn’t gotten past making out. You knew the guys had been teasing him about it, but he never, not once, mentioned it to you, for he respected your wishes more than he respected his pride, or his own desires.
How could you tell him though, that the reason you didn’t want to get physical with him yet was the fact that you had scars down your hips from all your past painful experiences? You were embarrassed and ashamed, and you didn’t want him to see them.
One night, you were on the couch, watching movies with Jimin, when the rest of the guys decided to go out for the night, leaving you two alone for a long period of time. You saw the sly wink Hoseok sent in Jimin’s direction before closing the door behind them. You felt sorry for your boyfriend, you saw his sad expression before he turned to look at you, changing it for a cheesy smile.
“I’m sorry” you told him, looking down at your lap. He looked at you confused, cocking his head to the side.
“Why?” He asked innocently, and you sighed deeply.
“For this. The lack of intimacy. I know it frustrates you, but I just can’t take my clothes off in front of you, I don’t want to disgust you” You told him, tears welling up in your eyes.
“Why would you ever disgust me?” He asked you, his voice soft, and you could tell he was sad both because you were crying, and also because he could not comprehend how you could ever think he would ever be disgusted by you. You sighed, ‘it’s now or never’ you thought, and began to take your top and skirt off. You chuckled at Jimin’s reaction, his eyes growing wide, his cheeks tinted pink, and his mouth hanging open as he clearly wondered if this was actually happening. You could see he was growing hungry for you.
You stopped once you were in your underwear, and ran your hands along your hips, pointing out all your little scars, and that’s when he noticed them. He stared at them for a couple of seconds, before he too, stood up from the sofa. He walked towards you, and put a hand on either side of your hips.
“Y/N, I don’t understand how you could ever think you are disgusting. All those scars prove is that you have healed, that you were brave enough to fight a battle and win it, those are not just scars, they are your tiger stripes, your warrior marks, and they make you more beautiful than before in my eyes. Now I can see how truly strong you are, and I admire you more than I did before. If you don’t want to get intimate like that with me, I understand, but don’t let these little marks stop you from thinking you are appealing, because right now, I have never seen anyone more beautiful and sexy in my life.” He told you, staring you down, biting his lips as he took in every inch of your body, and you felt your body burst into flames as he crashed his lips onto yours.
Let’s just say when the guys came back, they no longer had a reason to tease Jimin.
J Hope: You and Hoseok were cuddling on the couch, watching yet another romantic comedy, and munching down on your third bowl of popcorn of the night, truly enjoying one of the rare days off your boyfriend had. It was now mid-January, the wind was howling outside, the sky was the deepest blue your eyes had ever seen, and you had a thick fluffy blanket covering your onesie-clad bodies.
You were enjoying your night, laughing at all the right moments, crying with the characters, Hoseok’s arms around you the whole time, could things get better? No, but they could get worse. Somehow, feeding each other bits of pop-corn had somehow ended with a tickle war, and you were clearly losing. You squealed in delight as he tickled your sides, but you struggled to fight back and tickle him. He grabbed your arms and placed them above your head, but as he did so, his hand accidentally slid your sleeve up, revealing the multiple pink and red slashes, almost healed, on your skin.
You felt tears forming in your eyes, as you embarrassingly pulled at your sleeve, and tried to turn away from Hoseok, although his body kept you pinned down onto the sofa. He was sad, incredibly sad.
“Why?” He breathed out, and you could see in his eyes he was devastated. You cried even harder, too upset to think, you just pushed and pulled trying to get away. He held you down, and grabbed your face with one hand, making you look at him.
“Why Y/N?” he asked you, and though you couldn’t fully make out his face anymore due to the blurred vision your tears caused, you knew he left no room for argument.
“Life before you was Hell. I suffer from anxiety, it comes and goes, depending on how stressed I am. I couldn’t handle it, I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t function. I felt like life had lost all meaning and doing this was the only thing that distracted me from the pain.” You told him honestly, your scars now itching from being mentioned. You saw one lonely tear roll down his face.
“What happened?” He asked, and though his question made little sense out of context, you knew he was speaking about the age of those scars, clearly not recent although they still managed to look painful.
“I met you. I stopped about 3 months ago, because I found something that gave me strength, and gave me hope. That was you Hobi, You were my hope” you told him with a smile, and he grinned at you, hearing his own little chant bounced back at him, and only then realizing how true it was. He kissed his way up your arm, starting from your wrist, up to your inner elbow… up your arm… to your shoulder and collarbones… and your neck, until he finally reached your lips.
“Let me always be your hope then” He told you, avoiding mentioning your scars after that, for he understood they were something you didn’t feel comfortable with, but letting you know from then on you could always count on him whenever you needed someone to cry on.
Jungkook: He noticed the bruises on your arms one day, as he was caressing your skin while you just lounged about in his dorm, and he questioned about it, but you brushed it off, saying you had hit yourself while cleaning out your house. He thought nothing of it at first, but then he started seeing more and more turn up, tinting your body, turning it black, blue, green and yellow. They were all over, invading your skin little by little, and every time, you had an excuse, a story. He was lost, he didn’t know what to do, he tried talking to you about it, but you just brushed it off, claiming to be clumsy. Not even Namjoon was that clumsy.
It wasn’t until he saw your knuckles split, bleeding profusely, that he decided to confront you straight on. You could see his face was contorted in pain, and he was a little scared, and a little worried, he wasn’t old enough yet to know how to proceed in a situation like this, but he did know he cared about you, and he was worried for your well-being, and he wouldn’t allow this reckless behavior to continue any longer.
“Y/N this needs to stop” he spoke firmly, but his eyes told you how worried he was. He studied your face, as you grabbed your hands, and looked away. He took one of your hands in his, and gingerly kissed your knuckles. “Why? Why do you do this to yourself” He asked, and suddenly he looked just like a child to you, asking you why Santa isn’t real.
“I don’t know what else to do. I hate myself, everything about me. I feel like I am not good enough for you, and when I do this, for a while, I forget the pain inside. But then it comes back, and I have to keep doing it so I can feel like a normal person for a while” you told him, trying to reason with him, explaining why you did the things you did, but you knew he wouldn’t understand, no one ever does until they are in your same position.
“It hurts me, when you hurt yourself. It breaks my heart. You shouldn’t feel this way… Please jagi, please, the next time you feel the need to do this, come to me instead. I promise I will distract you, I will try my hardest to make you happy. I will kiss away the pain. Let me guide you, let me be your strength when you feel weak.” He told you, grabbing your hands a little tighter, and you nodded, feeling the tears rolling free down your cheeks, you sighed, and clung onto him, as you cried your heart out, with his strong arms wrapped around your frame. You knew then, that he would be your guardian angel, he would be there for you when you felt lower than dirt, he would pick you up, and he would put you back together. He was already starting to glue back the broken pieces of your soul.
Rap Monster: He saw the fresh slashes on your arms, and he went ballistic. You hadn’t expected him to come home early, so you just strolled around the living room in one of his t-shirts, and some shorts, leaving your forearms exposed, the scabs slowly forming over the cuts. You jumped when you heard Namjoon’s voice call your name, only a couple of meters away from you. You considered making a run for your room, to grab one of his hoodies, but you knew you just didn’t have enough time. You cringed as he approached you, grabbing onto your arm without noticing the cuts. It stung.
He noticed the change in your body language, and spun you around, loosening his grip on your arm, but still holding onto it. He stared at your forearm, and then looked at you, his eyes dark.
“Why?” He asked you sternly, you couldn’t help but look away. You knew you had done wrong. You had promised him you had stopped cutting, you had told him you had thrown away all your razors. But you lied, and that was what hurt him most. The last time you had cut, Namjoon had burst through your door at 4 am, crying his heart out as he held your almost limp body, surrounded by blood on your bathroom floor. He had called an ambulance, gone to hospital with you, and spent the night by your side, waiting for you to regain consciousness. The experience had broken him, he had never been so terrified in his whole life. He thought he would lose you that night, and made you promise never to do it again.
“You promised me Y/N” He would say, raising his voice, but you could see he was holding back tears. His face was the pure picture of betrayal.
“I’m sorry… I just couldn’t…” You replied weakly, your voice barely above a whisper. He tugged you towards the bathroom, ordered you to give him all your razors and sharp objects, and threw them all away angrily. It was then that he found your laptop, open on a website dedicated specifically to bash you and hate on you for dating Namjoon. His heart broke. He closed the page, and closed your laptop.
“You listen to me here Y/N : I don’t care what those girls who call themselves my fans say about you, I love you, everything about you. I love the way you are, scars and all. I love your imperfections, because they make you who you are, and that to me is perfection. So don’t EVER hurt yourself like this again, you hear me? NEVER AGAIN. I can’t bear to lose you Y/N… Not you.” He told you, falling to his knees and wrapping his arms against your stomach, and this time, for sure, you promised him you would never hurt yourself again.
That night, while you were asleep beside him, he recorded a short video for his fans, which he later uploaded on YouTube, and let’s just say the fans never hated on you again.
Suga: The second his eyes landed upon your sweater-covered figure, he had fallen for you. He couldn’t explain how or why, but as you sat down a few tables away from him at the coffee shop, he felt a pull towards you. He stood up, ignoring his friends’ questions and calls, and walked in your direction, stopping right in front of you. You looked up from the menu, slightly surprised by his presence, and the moment your eyes met his, it was like the world had disappeared.
You met a couple more times, at the same café, always at the same table, and talked about everything you could possibly imagine, from your dreams and aspirations, to your favorite characters in movies, to why you believed aliens wouldn’t even bother coming down to Earth to conquer us. It had been three weeks already, and the owner of the café had already grown to love you both, gifting you with free snacks every now and again as he brought your usual orders.
“You look beautiful today Y/N” He told you honestly, his face turning red.
“Thank you Yoongi…” You replied shyly, looking down at your lap as you blushed. You lifted your arm up to remove a strand of hair from your face and gently place it behind your ear. You didn’t calculate your movements enough, and your sweater fell prey to gravity, sliding down your arm, revealing the red slashes on your wrist. He gasped. You hurriedly brought your arm down and pulled the sleeve as far as you could. He grabbed your arm, and pulled it towards him.
“Y/N…” He called you, eyes growing sad as he pulled your sleeve up. He looked at your scars and noticed that although they weren’t fully healed, they weren’t too recent.
“I’ve stopped” you mumbled, not wanting to meet his gaze in fear that he was judging you.
“How long has it been since…” His voice trailed, breaking slightly as he carefully ran his index finger along the cuts.
“Three weeks” You replied, this time meeting his eyes so he could see how honest your reply was. He felt tears begin to form in his eyes as he took in this new piece of information, and smiled at you, before leaning down to place gentle kisses on your arms. “Let’s make sure it never happens again okay?… I-… I love you” He whispered, a single tear falling on your arm, and you leaned forward over the table, gently placing your lips on his.
“I love you too”.
V: You had been with Taehyung two months now, and you had both grown really close. You loved each other, you did everything together, everyone called you a pack, the dynamic duo. You played along with his crazy ideas, making sure that he didn’t get hurt whenever he took them a little too far. You had cuddled, kissed, made out, but you had never taken it further. Whenever things got heated, you stopped, and he understood, choosing to cuddle instead. You loved that about him, he understood the boundaries and never questioned them.
You wanted him, you really did, and you felt bad for pushing him away every time, but you couldn’t bear with the embarrassment that you’d have to face once he saw your naked body. You ran your hand over your skinny jeans, and sighed heavily.
“Why do you never wear skirts?” He’d ask you one hot summer night as you cuddled in bed with him. You shifted uncomfortably, and he dropped the topic. You bit your lip.
“Okay, I am done with hiding.” You told him bravely, as you stood up from the bed. He looked at you with confused eyes, as you took a deep breath, and began undoing the button and zipper of your jeans. You almost laughed at his expression, pleased, shocked, slightly horny but mainly confused. Without straightening your body out, you slid the legs of the trousers down, off your feet and down to the floor, and with an even deeper breath, stood up. His eyes raked over your body, unsure of where to look at first, until they landed on the series of deep scratches on your inner thighs.
“This is why” You told him, pointing towards your thighs. You closed your eyes in embarrassment, waiting for a comment, a movement, any type of reaction that would show your boyfriend’s disapproval, but it never came. Instead, you felt Tae’s lips placed softly on your legs. You blushed at the notion, and briefly considered pushing him away in embarrassment, but you stopped yourself. Once he was done kissing each and every one of your scars, he looked up at you with those huge beautiful eyes of his.
“Don’t be embarrassed by these, they are just another feature of yours, just like your eyes, or your beautiful smile. They are part of you, and I love you, all of you. Just please never hurt yourself again, please?” He would beg, holding onto your waist, like a child. You’d smile, for the first time in a long time you felt beautiful, and you felt confident even if you were half naked.
“I haven’t done it in two months Tae, ever since I met you. You give me strength.” You whispered, and he grinned at you, that stupid, huge, yet loveable grin of his that made the hearts of girls all over the world melt.
“Then I’ll stay around forever, to make sure you never feel the need to do this again.” He told you, and he kissed you again, slowly startling a trail of kisses up your thighs, along your stomach, and back up to your mouth.