[theunfairfolk]

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

[chassdraws]

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

[femmeidiot]

“Opinion is a fitting thing, but truth outlasts the sun.”

[kittysparkles22]

Stonehenge

08/11/2022

Full Moon

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[solraneth-archive]

[astrangerreplay-deactivated2019]

[opprobriouscunt]

Something about manhandling is so hot. Like fuck yes shove me up against a wall or pull me down into your lap, position me how you want me and hold me in place when I get squirmy🥺

[wolfundermyskin-deactivated2014]

[charlesoberonn]

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

[charlesoberonn]

This is exactly what I’m talking about.

[evilscientist3]

I’m sorry but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is 1 hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

[thyrell]

i odnt think thats true one of my friends is a taurus and hes fine with gay people

[orbitalyear-deactivated20230513]

i’m a taurus and i have at least three holes

[bebx]

Twitter becoming a funnier, more chaotic site than Tumblr was not on my 2022 bingo card but here we are.

It’s a hellscape over there

[pi-la]

[pi-la]

[lovesickbrat]

love is stored in thick thighs, big stomachs, jiggly arms, back rolls, round boobs and fat asses

[triplemoonascension]

[saintjehanne]

Honestly, my goal in life is just to be a very warm person. I want to be as loving and as kind as I can be.

[childweanedonpoison]

blood on women is sexy if it’s someone else’s. blood on men is sexy if it’s theirs. hope this helps.

[hustlerose]

what caused italians to make all those gory movies in the 70s and 80s

[iamoutofideas]

you know how it is with spaghetti