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@lunarwings-rambles
when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil
the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people
what pisses me off the most in discussions about capitalism and all its systems is this rhetoric that people only do things because they're getting paid. that if there was no wage "reward" at the end of the day, people wouldn't work. and I just don't agree with that.
there are so many people who pursue interests simply because they want to. people who design and create and fix things just because they have fun doing so. if you looked me in the eyes and told me "you could learn any profession you want, but you won't make money for it, however all your living needs will be provided for" it would not take long for me to find a place where I was comfortable.
"what's the point of working if you're not making anything or not achieving wealth" perhaps its just because I don't want to see people suffer. maybe it's because we live in a vast and complex universe, with so much that we don't understand. when you look at the night sky do you not wonder what grand, breathtaking, wonderous things are out there waiting to be found? when you look at the sea, do you not marvel at how life can find a way to persist in such unique ways?
there is so much more than you in the world. there is more to life than doing what it takes to survive. so much more, if you are just willing to look for it, to chase it.
we, as a people, could be so much more if we just let the "every man for themselves" mentality die. if we raised each other up, perhaps then we could truly grasp the stars.
not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!
well, when you put it like that..
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death
THIS
Just doing what i do best
there is a stripper pole in my attic. i saw it in a dumpster one day, and i went, shit, this is exactly the kind of thing my wife would want. and i didnt really want it in the house, what with it being a used stripper pole lightly seasoned with dumpster juice, but i mentally decided that if she were to see it and ask for it, i would say she could have it, and then sure enough, later that evening, she went soooo baaaaaaaabs there's this thing by the dumpster and i want it but i get it if you don't want it in the house but i have to show it to you- and i went, no you dont, you can have the pole, and that was the most surprised i have ever made her look. even compared to the day when i proposed to her, which she was prepared enough that we both knew she would say yes, and she could also get her hair done up and have a cute outfit, but not so prepared that she was not fucking flabbergasted by the 12 empty decoy ringboxes i sprung on her. i handed her so many decoy ring boxes that day. still one of the funniest things i've ever done to her.
anyway we like pacing around together and ranting in the attic but sometimes instead of pacing one of us will just hang on the pole and spin, and the other person will watch on the beanbag, which makes for these really goofy conversations where the person on the bag will say something that gets the other persons goat, such as, hypothetically, that xylophones do not belong in rock music, and then the other person will go on a tirade about this, but they'll actually only be facing the Hot Take Speaker half of the time, what because of the pole, so the response will sound something like
I can't believe
you would even suggest such
a stupid opinion. You've
been to a Danny Elfman
concert! How can you
have heard Oingo Boingo
live and say with a straight face
that they alone do not justify
rock and roll xylophones
and then that person will continue until they get too dizzy, then they'll get off the pole, and by unspoken agreement, the person on the bag will get up and trade places with them to deliver their rebuttal while also spinning and it just creates this sort of crazy strip-court lawyers debating absolute nonsense for no reason kind of vibe that frankly just really does it for us.
i don't really have any marriage advice for this i guess its just a look at what being married can look like. i thought that being married would involve a lot more stuff like carving the turkey, or barbecuing, or watching the sunset, and if id known how much time it would involve arguing for xylphones in rock music while spinning upside down i might have prepared for it a little differently.
tma animated series where all the other characters look like normal cartoon characters, until you pan to helen, who is jarringly overrendered and unsettlingly realistic
ok you know the
"ouuughhh these period cramps are killing me"
"If you want, I can cast a spell to give them to (male person)"
"oh shit for real?"
then it cuts to the male person in question dying from the cramps
yeah that but Melanie, Helen Distortion, and Elias
I just think desolation avatar jon would be neat, y'know
Cool idea for a eye avatar!!
A priest who feeds off of people’s confessions!!
Idk what else to add to this idea but my mom said that he would be all knowing and know you’ve done bad and reel you in to confess more because of your guilt and manipulate that guilt so you “repent” by doing more evil and needing to then confess more
literally its so crazy how The Eye is so religion (mostly Catholic) coded. A force that knows everything about you, can always see you but can/won't ever act on you directly, and judges you for every action you make.
That plus the.. "Jesus/Antichrist" Jon jokes-
stop being active on tumblr. come back after several months. everything looks and feels different. wtf
btw i want to say that the entire tumblr community banding together is what got these changes reversed so i hope u all realise the power of a reblog and start reblogging posts instead of just liking them this is the reblog website so hit that button right now
I’m actually kinda fun once you get to know me (takes 3 to 4 years).
unfortunately i started saying good lord unironically and it’s jonathan sims’ fault
same. its infectious dude.
wait.
“Oh I wonder why tma resonates so deeply with neurodivergent people…”
Meanwhile Jon starts his statement on MAG 81 saying “I was a deeply annoying child.”
Jeez, I wonder…
