ZippyWharrgarbl's Corner

KNIGHT OF HOPE. You can find my art/shitpost Tumblr at zippyscrapheap.tumblr.com

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this was a dumb idea

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Beware Skull Grinder’s latest minion, the fabled Skull Cooker! He… He…

Okay, he’s a pushover. He makes pasta a lot and makes friends. Honestly, just flirt with him a little and you’ll get right past him.

(this is the stupidest thing i’ve ever drawn)

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so! i doodled up an ohm because this movie has got me emotional and i loves me some giant bugs

also a relevant friend quote:

[7:27:11 PM] ZippyWharrgarbl: they look more like giant ticks. i have no idea what to class them as [7:27:21 PM] ZippyWharrgarbl: no wait i do [7:27:21 PM] ZippyWharrgarbl: friends

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Here she is! A Dancing-Person archaeologist. She’s especially interested in her race’s history on the island, due to most if not all of their history being erased or “cleaned up” upon invasion.

She’s been trying for years to get approval for an expedition to the caves of the island, but all of them have been rejected. However, with a new president who seems more progressive in his views of the Dancing-People, she hopes that maybe this will be the year!

[falloutcipher]

how the first war really went down

[thebestoftumbling]

so calm

[ottermatopoeia]

this probably how i look when i’m pretending to be calm

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[oolongearlgrey]

bionicle isnt even that good

[zippyscrapheap]

Browsing my main tumblr (zippywharrgarbl) is like drowning in a sea of reblogs so I figured I’d make a kind of art/post/garbage/etc posting blog because I really like the main’s aesthetic of being 100% me leaving for half a year and then returning to reblog a million things

[desi-shia-uncle]

Using powerpoint slide transitions in 3rd grade

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tell nintendo to hire me theyre missing out on tons of cash

[spcrossing]

[buffaro-deactivated20181216]

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Why Megan Fox quit Transformers 3

[the-sarkai]

Bay is a shitstain.

[gently-dying]

Fuck this guy, we need less people like this in the world.

[al-grave]

turns out netflix can translate anything

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this isn’t even edited