i've been trying to remember the origin of my blog header for like three weeks and i finally found it
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Discoholic 🪩
Mike Driver

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Love Begins
One Nice Bug Per Day

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i've been trying to remember the origin of my blog header for like three weeks and i finally found it
Can you name any actually good sex scenes in film?
FUCK yeah that bit in ghost busters where dan akyroyd got his dick sucked by a mfing... Ghost!!!!!!!!!
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.
no because my eyes are watering
Haiku bot…
reblog to share a guinness with your followers and the crab
Found some very good pics in my MSPAINT folder
Tastes like prion disease
Ok gamers kind of went off with custom emotes, that shit rules
the supermega lawsuit is both one of the most fucked up and also funniest things ive ever seen
so supermega is currently suing one of their coworkers/longtime friends for embezzling around SIXTY THOUSAND DOLLARS from a company credit card for the past two years which is incredibly fucked up and horrible but the things that the money went to is so fucking funny.
imagine embezzling tens of thousands of dollars from your friends into steely dan sweatpants, a persona vinyl set, and "a childhood dream of meeting koalas"
Can you name any actually good sex scenes in film?
FUCK yeah that bit in ghost busters where dan akyroyd got his dick sucked by a mfing... Ghost!!!!!!!!!
Some people will never fit into your life, no matter how much you want them to.
coelacanth my beloved
"there's no such thing as a perfect facebook grou-"
Paul Henry (Irish, 1876-1958), Errigal, County Donegal, c.1929. Oil on board, 22 x 22 in.
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