sleepy z

who tf ..

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

bet these hollow tips gon make his body twitch

bobby bitch

[n-light-n]

What is being inferred in this sentence

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

THAT I DON’T KNOW KARATE BITCH

[osakautism]

we droppin bodies bitch

[treygotguap]

Him: yo you dead wanna be just like me

Her: nah you wanna be like me

[alwaysmeek]

You’re wack af if you take advantage of someone you know has a soft spot for you.

[dogged-hot]

Just call it what it is - manipulative

[diekingdomcome]

A relevant word

[localstarboy]

So we been opening cans the wrong way our whole lives?

[fleurdelisposts]

That’s my momma fault I grew up seeing her do it so I followed lol

[mejustdoingme]

[hypnotic-flow]

GAHHDAMNNNNN

[metoo-3]

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

I never knew how to use that type of can opener 😭

[blackvoiceroyals]

My whole life has been a lie

[iicki-vicki]

Every day I log on this shit site y’all prove to me how wrong I was raised

[newtnewt92]

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

Stay safe

Congratulations

That’s what they all say

Different strokes for different folks

I hope you have the time of your life

But you have so much to live for

Please explain

[kingjaffejoffer]

Never let other people discourage you from pursuing your dreams

[nonerapsbetter]

be like miguel

[hydrocunt]

But he didn’t sound bad at any point. Like they obviously on some jon snow shit

[hi-imkingdavid]

I don’t believe it was about sounding bad. It was about the runs that wouldn’t necessarily sound well in a group setting. His vocals are more of a solo act i guess

[taint3edcakes]

As a classically trained vocalist who has vibrato it’s not easy to blend if you’re individualistic with your singing style at all. That’s a fact. He is a soloist and that’s why he’s solo.

[literalpoop-deactivated20140828]

one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair

like

who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????

[luisonte]

[itskyalenotkyle]

[abstract-mortal]

Florida Man

[justcariii]

FLORIDA MAN

[amemoryofkaye]

Indeed, Florida Man.

[baladevii]

See how fast this year passed? You better stop playing with your life.

[toriamour]

Lower ur tone

[atasteoflee]

Jealous of everybody getting rawed by the love of their lives 🙁

[spanish-g0ld]

so jealous

[darkskinboy]

[tuflii]

When you not prepared to get pussy...

Me: Masturbates multiple times in 1 day out of boredom😒  

(Later on that day, Took a Shower, now chilling with homies)

Me: (Gets a Call from GF)

GF: Want to come over so we can have sexy time? 😏😊

Me: Nah babe, I’m good, we can just chill another time. 

GF: What bitch you been fucking?! I’m about to come over & smell your dick! Is my pussy not good enough?! 🔪🚬👿 

Me: oh my god… 

GF: THATS WHAT THAT OTHER BITCH HAD U SAYING, ILL FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH! IM OMW!!😡 

Me: Bruuuuh just chill it ain’t like that, 😕 

GF: I’m outside, open the door! 

Me: (sends homie outside to tell her calm down)

Homie: 

Gf: 

Homie: I tried man, you have to face her now…

Me: (Opens the door)

Me : Oh My Fuck….

All because i kept my hands to myself…

GF: I just wanna talk babe

Me: Nah I’m good (runs back in the house)

GF: (Busts the door down)

GF: Give me my dick right now

Me: (Dick gets hard but is still sore from earlier)

My Dick: We were not prepared for this!, but we have no choice…

Me: Lets get it!

[6sage]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[getoutoftherobotxaviii]

this deserves a thousand reblogs

[qui34]

😂😂😂

[killchery]

😂😂😂😂

[sweetmalkah]

The best post on here 😂😂

[ayoflav]

Funny every time I see it lol

[johnnythemizfit]

[purplegfdgirl]

This is the worst post on the website.

[graloveable]

Lmfao

[queenkarrine]

This is fuckin funny😂🤣

[violaslayvis]

She continues to be her own worst enemy smh

[starlightandtears]

I wrote this

[freshest-tittymilk]

Maybe if we don’t pay her any attention she’ll just fade away like a bad fart and we can all deny it ever happened

[freshest-memes]

Me as a judge

[localstarboy]

“When you forget to charge The Infinity gauntlet “

[taint3edcakes]

This was such a journey I’m just so blown lol

[angel-of-death-2015]

How is he not making movies right now? 😭

[dntgetmad]

The ant man took me out

[randomliven]

He given us short blessings. Let’s be apart of his building

[allexpensivethingz]

[securelyinsecure]

The cast of ‘The Bernie Mac Show’ reunited ❤️❤️❤️

[lonea23]

Damn!!! Miss you Bern!!!!!