ZenMasterZen

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A status update a day keeps the existential crisis away. #thoughtoftheday #zenmasterzen #zmz #zen #thoughtoftheday #wednesday #existentialcrisis #statusupdate #status #comedy #yoga #comedyyoga #humor #truth #wisdom #quotes #enlightenment https://www.instagram.com/p/BvIyxnaglYx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1m0gaatp0ztnj

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Woodstock 3 will be a once in a lifetime experience. #zenmasterzen #zmz #zen #zenmaster #comedy #comedyyoga #yoga #humor #enlightenment #thoughtoftheday #wednesday #quotes #wisdom https://www.instagram.com/p/BvIwXy-gp1w/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gh5vku1i0ep6

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10s think they’re celebrities and celebrities think they’re 10s. #zmz #zenmasterzen #zenmaster #perception #namaste #comedy #humor #yoga #comedyyoga #enlightenment #evolve #wednesday #thoughtoftheday #meditation #breath #peace #fame #quote #love #wisdom #courage https://www.instagram.com/p/BuZ7wP-n1OZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mumm2vnhe603

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Where do you zen? One of Chicago’s most popular places to find some present moment bliss is Garrett Popcorn. The Carmel/Cheesecorn mix is the classic choice, but lately I’ve been craving the Cheesecorn on its own. Any choice you make is win/win, and that makes makes waiting in line worth it. Since 1949, this has been a source of tastebud nirvana. If you’ve never been, go; if you have, go again. #zen #zmz #zenmasterzen #zenmaster #garrettpopcorn #chicago #popcorn #bliss #yoga #meditation #bethechange #peace #foodie #bucketlist https://www.instagram.com/p/BuDGgmggxM4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=q0lac7buz3g6

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Raise your voice and strum your strings, there’s a song in you the universe wants only you to sing. #zmz #zenmasterzen #zen #zenmaster #namaste #yoga #wisdom #courage #innervoice #love #evolve https://www.instagram.com/p/BuC7enpgOhc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lscz5vqoo5fo

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What do you want to do before time runs out? As Arnold Schwarzenegger said, “Do it! Do it now!” So, raise your voice and strum your strings because there’s a song in you the universe wants only you to sing. Share yourself, the word needs it. As Dr. Wayne Dyer often warned, “Don’t die with your music still in you.” #zmz #zen #zenmasterzen #courage #sing #heartsong #truth #wisdom #waynedyer #quote #thoughtoftheday #sunday #evolve #love #fuckfear #whynot #bucketlist #oprah #liveyourbestlife #beyourbestself #marianwilliamson #love #peace #light #namaste #enlightenment #herosjourney #josephcampbell #yoga https://www.instagram.com/p/Bttvrl9n_CR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=79mhndzrf6zx

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In movies, the sound of rain is frying bacon. Just a reminder, there’s what is, then there’s what we think what is. #zmz #zenmasterzen #bacon #baconrain #movies #beautifullies #perception #perceptionisreality #hollywood #wisdom #truth #enlightenment #nirvana #humor #jokes #laughter #yoga #yogacomedy #comedy #yogacomedy #beherenow #meditation #breath #bethechange https://www.instagram.com/p/Btoa99unNQK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=eukaaxani1pe

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Someone, somewhere, has always got it worse. When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. Though this thought may warm your heart, make sure to dress in layers and stay safe. This is a joke, the cold isn’t. #meditation #zen #zenmasterzen #perspective #raiseyouraltitude #polarvortex #chicago #chiberia #wisdom #comedy #yoga #comedyyoga #laughter #bundleup #enlightenment #humor #truth #wednesday #quotes #thoughtoftheday #love #peace #growth #acceptance #cold #freeze #chicagoweather @abc7chicago @nbcchicago @fox32news @wgnmorningnews @wgnnews #chiberia2019 https://www.instagram.com/p/BtRtggWHPGK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5gy4bsaens5e

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The peanut butter shake at DMK Burger Bar always brings me some zen. Sip or spoon, each taste slows time to the creaminess of its consistency, amplifies taste buds to a Spinal Tap 11, and focuses awareness from a rainbow into a laser of present moment appreciation. It was 5 degrees the night this picture was taken...I didn’t notice. Om-Om good. #zen #zenmaster #zenmasterzen #peanutbuttershake #dmkburgerbar #chicago #meditation #yoga #foodyoga #enlightenment #bestshakeever #presentmoment #awareness #mindfulness #onesipatatime https://www.instagram.com/p/BtKfs78ngj2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=yxg6s7lwueb1

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Misery may love company, but the reverse, is the reverse. #zmz #zenmaster #zenmasterzen #miserylovescompany #misery #enlightenment #wisdom #bethechange #yoga #comedy #humor #comedyyoga #truth #chicago #wednesday #namaste #quotes #thoughtoftheday #love #peace #selfimprovement #meditation #growth #laughter https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs_W-YyhiaP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rz8litnzaiam

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What do you see? #zmz #zenmasterzen #zen #yoga #comedyyoga #humor #funny #rorschachtest #comedy #enlightenment #bethechange #quotes #sunday #peace #love #inspire #evolve #namaste #meditation https://www.instagram.com/p/BsmYsRClyEk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=msza6vrv3bu9

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Why not say yes? #soul #daydreaming #zmz #zenmasterzen #zen #dreams #evolve #grow #yoga #bethechange #enlightenment #quotes #namaste #thoughtoftheday #wednesday #love https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsa9UidH_eC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ds9rpcuim3fj

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The original selfie! Crown Fountain at Chicago’s Millennium Park has been around since 2004, back when social media meant a movie in the park. It’s a great place to find your Zen. #zmz #zenmasterzen #zen #chicago #millenniumpark #meditation #selfie #beauty #sunday #peace #love #enlightenment #yoga #bethechange #inspiration #namaste #wisdom #quotes https://www.instagram.com/p/BsS1d14HUFm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1oowg15u4o8r6

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Just in case, I’ll play shuffleboard with a life jacket on. #zmz #zenmasterzen #zen #comedy #humor #funny #yoga #comedyyoga #positiveattitude #art #truth #beauty #love #wednesday #titanic #carnivalcruise #hope #meditation #bethechange #inspiration #peace #namaste #enlightenment #wisdom https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJLzOrH1oi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qi6ggschyz53

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Walking on a bridge over the Chicago River always brings out the beauty of the moment. #thoughtoftheday #zen #zenmasterzen #zmz #wheredoyouzen #enlightenment #presentmoment #meditation #appreciation #love #respect #connect #breathe #beherenow #chicago #namaste #peace #stillness #truth #beauty #sunday #art #creativity #imagination #closeyoureyes #inspiration https://www.instagram.com/p/BsBfgclH3sw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19ozcpjgxp4xt

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