heads and tails

[avengersid-blackwidow]

@avengersid-tonystark & @avengersid-captainamerica

Watching you guys is like watching a romcom from the 90s just with more angst. 

[avengersid-captainamerica]

How about you stop watching then? 

[zmejgorynych]

Look at that, Rogers is back with his side bitch so soon. 

We would have pegged you for a guy who flies straight. 

[avengersid-tonystark]

you might be bitter that youre old news since the zemo incident but if you really want me to i can always test your security systems for you.

[zmejgorynych]

Maybe you should test your own security systems. 

Seems you had a bit of an unwanted audience. 

[avengersid-tonystark]

i dont know if youre aware but right now, the avengers are a government task force and romanoff is officially still on the team, so there has been no unauthorized personnel on the premises.

[zmejgorynych]

No unauthorized personnel on the premisis, except that one enemy of the state. 

 #DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU CAN GET A RISE OUT OF ME FOR SUGGESTING I HAVE A THING FOR ROGERS?    #BUT THEN I GUESS YOU BEING HOMOPHOBIC DICKS FITS INTO YOUR TYPICAL M.O.  

Again. Not homophobic. Just calling out Rogers for cheating, Shame on you Captain. 

[avengersid-tonystark]

there is no proof of any enemy of the state having been here, as im sure agent may and romanoff will agree.

and: hilarious.

[avengersid-blackwidow]

What enemy of the state? Trump? 

[avengersid-captainamerica]

Impressive by the way. I didn’t think you would manage to get a president from your midst elected.

[zmejgorynych]

Okay so that guy, not one of ours. 

[avengersid-captainamerica]

yeah, right.

[zmejgorynych]

Believe us don’t believe us. But it needed to be said. We had nothing to do with this.

[zmejgorynych]

Hey, Hey I've got news for you. So apparently Rogers is back with Stark and he gave him some kind of key that opens where the Winter Soldier is locked up. Apparently you need 2 keys to open it. So Rogers and Stark are together now if you get them both you have 2 keys.

Yeah thanks, that’s great. We will totally kidnap Rogers and Stark out of the Avengers Compound. The one that has Vision in it. We still don’t know where the Winter Soldier is so the keys won’t help.Who even came up with this key thing. Sounds stupid. But thanks for letting us know the weapon is locked up

[avengersid-captainamerica]

#we are not that stupid#if that was supposed to be a trap #that was a stupid idea   

Well it was worth a try, right. You are just too smart for us.  And if it was actually true, the key idea would not be stupid. I actually wish I had thought of that.  Why don’t you come by for tea and show us how to properly lay a trap?

[zmejgorynych]

An invitaiton for tea Rogers, wer’e flattered. 

Is it a date?

[avengersid-blackwidow]

@avengersid-tonystark & @avengersid-captainamerica

Watching you guys is like watching a romcom from the 90s just with more angst. 

[avengersid-captainamerica]

How about you stop watching then? 

[zmejgorynych]

Look at that, Rogers is back with his side bitch so soon. 

We would have pegged you for a guy who flies straight. 

[avengersid-tonystark]

you might be bitter that youre old news since the zemo incident but if you really want me to i can always test your security systems for you.

[zmejgorynych]

Maybe you should test your own security systems. 

Seems you had a bit of an unwanted audience. 

[avengersid-tonystark]

i dont know if youre aware but right now, the avengers are a government task force and romanoff is officially still on the team, so there has been no unauthorized personnel on the premises.

[zmejgorynych]

No unauthorized personnel on the premisis, except that one enemy of the state. 

 #DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU CAN GET A RISE OUT OF ME FOR SUGGESTING I HAVE A THING FOR ROGERS?    #BUT THEN I GUESS YOU BEING HOMOPHOBIC DICKS FITS INTO YOUR TYPICAL M.O.  

Again. Not homophobic. Just calling out Rogers for cheating, Shame on you Captain. 

[avengersid-tonystark]

there is no proof of any enemy of the state having been here, as im sure agent may and romanoff will agree.

and: hilarious.

[avengersid-blackwidow]

What enemy of the state? Trump? 

[avengersid-captainamerica]

Impressive by the way. I didn’t think you would manage to get a president from your midst elected.

[zmejgorynych]

Okay so that guy, not one of ours. 

[avengersid-blackwidow]

@avengersid-tonystark & @avengersid-captainamerica

Watching you guys is like watching a romcom from the 90s just with more angst. 

[avengersid-captainamerica]

How about you stop watching then? 

[zmejgorynych]

Look at that, Rogers is back with his side bitch so soon. 

We would have pegged you for a guy who flies straight. 

[avengersid-tonystark]

you might be bitter that youre old news since the zemo incident but if you really want me to i can always test your security systems for you.

[zmejgorynych]

Maybe you should test your own security systems. 

Seems you had a bit of an unwanted audience. 

[avengersid-tonystark]

i dont know if youre aware but right now, the avengers are a government task force and romanoff is officially still on the team, so there has been no unauthorized personnel on the premises.

[zmejgorynych]

No unauthorized personnel on the premisis, except that one enemy of the state. 

 #DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU CAN GET A RISE OUT OF ME FOR SUGGESTING I HAVE A THING FOR ROGERS?    #BUT THEN I GUESS YOU BEING HOMOPHOBIC DICKS FITS INTO YOUR TYPICAL M.O.  

Again. Not homophobic. Just calling out Rogers for cheating, Shame on you Captain. 

[avengersid-blackwidow]

@avengersid-tonystark & @avengersid-captainamerica

Watching you guys is like watching a romcom from the 90s just with more angst. 

[avengersid-captainamerica]

How about you stop watching then? 

[zmejgorynych]

Look at that, Rogers is back with his side bitch so soon. 

We would have pegged you for a guy who flies straight. 

[avengersid-tonystark]

you might be bitter that youre old news since the zemo incident but if you really want me to i can always test your security systems for you.

[zmejgorynych]

Maybe you should test your own security systems. 

Seems you had a bit of an unwanted audience. 

[avengersid-blackwidow]

@avengersid-tonystark & @avengersid-captainamerica

Watching you guys is like watching a romcom from the 90s just with more angst. 

[avengersid-captainamerica]

How about you stop watching then? 

[zmejgorynych]

Look at that, Rogers is back with his side bitch so soon. 

We would have pegged you for a guy who flies straight. 

[avengersid-captainamerica]

#in a gay way of course#Barnes must be disappointed

are you trying to insult me by calling me gay? it’s 2017, get a grip. 

[zmejgorynych]

No we’re calling you a cheater, pay attention.

[zmejgorynych]

FYI: This Three-Headed Dragon Statue in Russia Breathes Real Fire

This picture of a massive three-headed dragon statue caught our eye, and we couldn’t help but wonder where it came from. Turns out, it’s part of a Russian theme park that is full of won…

Look they build us a dragon

God old Russians

[avengersid-blackwidow]

@avengersid-tonystark & @avengersid-captainamerica

Watching you guys is like watching a romcom from the 90s just with more angst. 

[avengersid-captainamerica]

How about you stop watching then? 

[zmejgorynych]

Look at that, Rogers is back with his side bitch so soon. 

We would have pegged you for a guy who flies straight. 

[zmejgorynych]

Hey, Hey I've got news for you. So apparently Rogers is back with Stark and he gave him some kind of key that opens where the Winter Soldier is locked up. Apparently you need 2 keys to open it. So Rogers and Stark are together now if you get them both you have 2 keys.

Yeah thanks, that’s great. We will totally kidnap Rogers and Stark out of the Avengers Compound. The one that has Vision in it. We still don’t know where the Winter Soldier is so the keys won’t help.Who even came up with this key thing. Sounds stupid. But thanks for letting us know the weapon is locked up

[zmejgorynych]

@avengersid-tonystark and @avengersid-captainamerica

can you please cut it out already?

you’re making us uncomfortable 

[avengersid-captainamerica]

#also cap what the hell#you could have been easier on us#since you’re HYDRA anyway#you know being punched in the gut at full strength really hurts#I mean it’s clear why you needed to protect the winter soldier so much#you’re HYDRA buddies after all#he could have given out your involvement#so what do you do in your free time#have secret HYDRA make outs?#We’re jealous  

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!! 

[zmejgorynych]

How many people knew though? This was such a well kept secret It almost got lost. @avengersid-blackwidow sure can learn from you. I mean there is deep cover and then there is Captain America being a HYDRA agent.

[avengersid-thewickedwitch]

he isn’t and you’re not as funny or clever as you think. nobody who has ever heard Steve speak about you could believe this.

[zmejgorynych]

Right, because you have been not HYDRA for how long now? A year or so? We raised you. Isn't it funny how Rogers surrounds himself with HYDRA agents, there is Barnes, there is you

[zmejgorynych]

@avengersid-tonystark and @avengersid-captainamerica

can you please cut it out already?

you’re making us uncomfortable 

[avengersid-captainamerica]

#also cap what the hell#you could have been easier on us#since you’re HYDRA anyway#you know being punched in the gut at full strength really hurts#I mean it’s clear why you needed to protect the winter soldier so much#you’re HYDRA buddies after all#he could have given out your involvement#so what do you do in your free time#have secret HYDRA make outs?#We’re jealous  

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!! 

[zmejgorynych]

How many people knew though? This was such a well kept secret It almost got lost. @avengersid-blackwidow sure can learn from you. I mean there is deep cover and then there is Captain America being a HYDRA agent.

[avengersid-captainamerica]

#what exactly was your mission though?#was Carter involved#she founded SHIELD after all#would have been a great start to infiltrate the organization

YOU LEAVE PEGGY OUT OF THIS!

what do you want? You’ve taken everything from me, just what exactly do you want me to do so you stop haunting me

[zmejgorynych]

How about die? 

[avengersid-captainamerica]

Fine. I am taking you with me. This needs to be over. 

[avengersid-blackwidow]

Steve, Steve calm down. They’ve tried this before, about Bucky being a sleeper and still in their control.

[avengersid-captainamerica]

nobody will believe it 

that is exactly my point, everyone did (does)

[shieldid-may]

The only proof for Captain America not being with Hydra is Hydra openly stating that he is.

[zmejgorynych]

Nobody was more surprised than us and we did not leak that information. We are not that stupid. Who uncovers their best agent, seriously. It's a fact though

[zmejgorynych]

@avengersid-tonystark and @avengersid-captainamerica

can you please cut it out already?

you’re making us uncomfortable 

[avengersid-captainamerica]

#also cap what the hell#you could have been easier on us#since you’re HYDRA anyway#you know being punched in the gut at full strength really hurts#I mean it’s clear why you needed to protect the winter soldier so much#you’re HYDRA buddies after all#he could have given out your involvement#so what do you do in your free time#have secret HYDRA make outs?#We’re jealous  

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!! 

[zmejgorynych]

How many people knew though? This was such a well kept secret It almost got lost. @avengersid-blackwidow sure can learn from you. I mean there is deep cover and then there is Captain America being a HYDRA agent.

[avengersid-captainamerica]

#what exactly was your mission though?#was Carter involved#she founded SHIELD after all#would have been a great start to infiltrate the organization

YOU LEAVE PEGGY OUT OF THIS!

what do you want? You’ve taken everything from me, just what exactly do you want me to do so you stop haunting me

[zmejgorynych]

How about die? 

[avengersid-captainamerica]

Fine. I am taking you with me. This needs to be over. 

[bigcatlover76]

Mr. Rogers, I think you should ignore them. We will fight them in a way that won’t cost your life.

[zmejgorynych]

Seems like your boy isn’t listening.

well our boy to be correct.

[mediavengers]

The Economist - May 10th - 16th, 2014

After SHIELD turns out to be mostly HYDRA, public opinion of global intelligence agencies is at an all time low. Cue the mud-slinging.

[zmejgorynych]

@avengersid-tonystark and @avengersid-captainamerica

can you please cut it out already?

you’re making us uncomfortable 

[avengersid-captainamerica]

#also cap what the hell#you could have been easier on us#since you’re HYDRA anyway#you know being punched in the gut at full strength really hurts#I mean it’s clear why you needed to protect the winter soldier so much#you’re HYDRA buddies after all#he could have given out your involvement#so what do you do in your free time#have secret HYDRA make outs?#We’re jealous  

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!! 

[zmejgorynych]

How many people knew though? This was such a well kept secret It almost got lost. @avengersid-blackwidow sure can learn from you. I mean there is deep cover and then there is Captain America being a HYDRA agent.

[avengersid-captainamerica]

#what exactly was your mission though?#was Carter involved#she founded SHIELD after all#would have been a great start to infiltrate the organization

YOU LEAVE PEGGY OUT OF THIS!

what do you want? You’ve taken everything from me, just what exactly do you want me to do so you stop haunting me

[zmejgorynych]

How about die? 

[zmejgorynych]

@avengersid-tonystark and @avengersid-captainamerica

can you please cut it out already?

you’re making us uncomfortable 

[avengersid-captainamerica]

#also cap what the hell#you could have been easier on us#since you’re HYDRA anyway#you know being punched in the gut at full strength really hurts#I mean it’s clear why you needed to protect the winter soldier so much#you’re HYDRA buddies after all#he could have given out your involvement#so what do you do in your free time#have secret HYDRA make outs?#We’re jealous  

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!! 

[zmejgorynych]

How many people knew though? This was such a well kept secret It almost got lost. @avengersid-blackwidow sure can learn from you. I mean there is deep cover and then there is Captain America being a HYDRA agent.

[zmejgorynych]

@avengersid-tonystark and @avengersid-captainamerica

can you please cut it out already?

you’re making us uncomfortable 

[talesofdrunkennessandcruelty]

World’s First 3D Gummy Candy Printer Lets You Print Custom Gummies

[torontolibrary]

Pssssst, Digital Innovation Hub folks. When can we get one of these?

[darienlibrary]

omg gimme.

[catastrofries]

We live in the fucking future

[ineptshieldmaid]

Paging @copperbadge

[copperbadge]

I WOULD PRINT SO MANY GUMMY SHAPES

[zmejgorynych]

Cool no more eating squids