You know who I am

Thanks for the wishes but I am obliged to inform you that I abolished my birthday and therefore ceased to grow older.

damn I already got you a card

didnt anyone tell you not to regift stuff people have obviously given good thought before gifting you?

avengersid-pietromaximoff

Thanks for the wishes but I am obliged to inform you that I abolished my birthday and therefore ceased to grow older.

Happy birthday, old man!

#The Boss made me write this.#He is growing older.#He has a lot more grey hair today.

He says he doesn't mind being called old but humans have this way of saying one thing and meaning another.

However, I'm being told to tell you "Thanks, kid!"

F.R.I.D.A.Y.

Thanks for the wishes but I am obliged to inform you that I abolished my birthday and therefore ceased to grow older.

theres a dog in my building i will find it and the asshole who dragged it in and you bet your behind i will kick it and the corgi out

for the record it wasn’t me but how can you be mean to corgis!

Do Not! Kick! the Dog!!!

youre right. ive had enough bad press as is.

THAT is your only reason For not kicking it??

you realize theres a difference between kicking a thing and kicking a thing out. its a figure of speech, birdman

you and the bearded yeti can armwrestle for the pup for all i care. i dont think the kid wants it

Ur right i misread that, I only had 1 coffee so far

@avengersid-captainamerica are You picking it up or should I?

#dont be a drama queen tony hello, im tony stark apparently we havent met before

theres a dog in my building i will find it and the asshole who dragged it in and you bet your behind i will kick it and the corgi out

for the record it wasn’t me but how can you be mean to corgis!

Do Not! Kick! the Dog!!!

youre right. ive had enough bad press as is.

THAT is your only reason For not kicking it??

#it has been continuously pointed out that i dont have a heart #or loyalty #i think the last bit was even by you

you realize theres a difference between kicking a thing and kicking a thing out. its a figure of speech, birdman

you and the bearded yeti can armwrestle for the pup for all i care. i dont think the kid wants it

theres a dog in my building i will find it and the asshole who dragged it in and you bet your behind i will kick it and the corgi out

for the record it wasn’t me but how can you be mean to corgis!

for a second i thought it was you. looks like you, yaps like you, smells like you.

it smells like me?! What?

#i would very much like to lock you in my bathroom #but whenever i say that people always assume things

youre right. im doing the dog injustice. at least its got no beard in which a squirrel died.

@avengersid-spider-man-blog if you come to the tower in the next 10 minutes, you get a free dog.

#thats how you get kids to check in right?

theres a dog in my building i will find it and the asshole who dragged it in and you bet your behind i will kick it and the corgi out

for the record it wasn’t me but how can you be mean to corgis!

for a second i thought it was you. looks like you, yaps like you, smells like you.

theres a dog in my building i will find it and the asshole who dragged it in and you bet your behind i will kick it and the corgi out

for the record it wasn’t me but how can you be mean to corgis!

Do Not! Kick! the Dog!!!

#what is this obsession with bringing animals in my vicinity

youre right. ive had enough bad press as is.

theres a dog in my building i will find it and the asshole who dragged it in and you bet your behind i will kick it and the corgi out

boutella

If you’re gonna fight a war, you got to wear a uniform.

#look at this righteous ass

solarpunk-aesthetic

Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…

[Oxford Photovoltaics]

transhuman-priestess

#green energy

@avengersid-spider-man-blog for fucks sake hold still!

do you know how old i am? too old to run after an urban tarzan in between scyscrapers