As to your that, my this.

zoë’s the name, crying’s the game. (header/icon credit: @teenspiriticons)

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[infectiouspiss]

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

[vetchtibbles]

dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[orcboxer]

[rockelope]

[thequantumqueer]

[meinaiis]

[brainrotdotorg]

“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

[wokeuplaughing]

big fan of these photos I took with a fisher price camera when I was like 8

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[staffs-secret-blog]

New tumblr app icon dropped

[staffs-secret-blog]

[chappellellison]

obsessed with this illustration in a 1985 magazine article about why you should buy a color printer

[roundtop]

Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear so immediately that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating things together or foxhole buddies or partners in crime. It’s so clear, right off the bat, that this is what you’re supposed to be doing, that this is what you’re for. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest of circumstances, and they help you make a life. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but. It definitely makes me believe in something.

[mistbjorn]

Love me or hate me, I’m on your mind 🧙‍♂️

Edit: pattern is linked here!

[amandamcgeeartistry]

I paint my kitty🐈

[sailorswelcome]

[earlgreytea68]

I remember when I was first getting into this band and learning their ~~lore, and I was reading reviews of post-hiatus shows, and they were constantly saying that the band ended the set with their traditional song, "fan favorite" Saturday. Like, it was always described as a "fan favorite." And I just remember at the time, before I knew much about this band, being like, Awwwww, they have a song they always end with! And it's not their biggest hit! I love that! How sentimental of them! Why are they so tropey! That's what a fake fanfiction band would do!

And then.

AND THEN. I learned, like, WHAT SATURDAY ACTUALLY IS hahahaha. I learned how it is a song about *them.* How the lyrics are *literally about them.* They don't just have a standard last song, they have a standard last song *that is all about their relationship.* I learned that they consider it the first song they really, successfully wrote *together,* as the team they would eventually be. I learned how, when they sing it live, Patrick points to Pete when he sings, "Pete and I attacked the lost Astoria." Wherever they are on stage, he and Pete sing "more than an hour" to each other. I thought, the more I learned about this song, ...fan favorite? That is not an apt description. Regardless of how much their fans might love Saturday, the set ends with Saturday because it is *their* favorite.

When Patrick said, at the show last night, "It means more when we play this song here," like, yes, it ALWAYS means a lot to them when they play this song. They always end their sets with a song from their very beginning, and it has always killed me to know that, but it kills me even more to know so explicitly how much it means *to them.* They play the song they've been playing together for decades, and they play it in Chicago, at the Metro, together, and it means more. When Patrick sings "me and Pete," Pete sings along.

[seaside-cave]

entering my benoit blanc era

[detectivehole]

i prefer to think of them as my insane clown family

[detectivehole]

[funnytwittertweets]

[bunjywunjy]

fish know about Africa

[dunmertitty]