Horoscope & Zodiac Posts

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Signs and Feels

Feels: Libra, Leo, Pisces

No feels: Aquarius, Virgo, Taurus

Pretend feels: Sagittarius, Gemini, Cancer

Hidden feels: CAPRICORN, Scorpio, Aries

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When you want...

Peace and calm, call: Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn

Fun and parties, call: Sagittarius, Aries, Libra

Comfort and food, call: Taurus, Pisces, Cancer

Laughter and easiness, call: Aquarius, Gemini, Leo

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Signs and Showing Feelings

They don’t show their feelings but wish they could: Virgo, Gemini, Sagittarius

They show all their feelings but wish they wouldn’t: Leo, Aries, Scorpio

They show all their feelings and like it that way: Cancer, Pisces, Libra

They don’t show their feelings and like it that way: Taurus, Aquarius, Capricorn

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The Signs Around People they Don’t Like

Deathstare: Scorpio, Virgo, Pisces

Ignore: Capricorn, Taurus, Cancer, Libra

Roast: Aquarius, Aries, Leo

Annoy them until they go away: Sagittarius, Gemini

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You can’t tell if they are 13 or 18

Taurus, Virgo, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Aquarius

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What the Signs spend most of their money on

Clothing: Libra, Leo, Aries, Scorpio

Books: Virgo, Aquarius, Gemini

Food: Capricorn, Taurus, Sagittarius

All of the above: Cancer, Pisces

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What the Signs Want

Aries: A fight.

Taurus: A long-ass nap.

Gemini: Lower college tuition.

Cancer: A hug.

Leo: Attention.

Virgo: World domination. 

Libra: For bae to sleepover.

Scorpio: Just a shit ton of money. 

Sagittarius: All of the above.

Capricorn: World peace.

Aquarius: To get turnt.

Pisces: A life without anxiety. 

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Why the signs didn’t sleep

Watched films until morning: Aries, Cancer, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Had a nightmare and refused to sleep again: Libra, Taurus, Pisces

Thinking about how to kill their alarm clock: Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Capricorn

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Sign’s Age

Looks 10, is actually 25: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces

Looks 25, is actually 10: Aries, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn

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“I’m on a...”

Highway to Hell: Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

Stairway to Heaven: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

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The Signs when Growing Up

Loud: Aries, GEMINI, Leo, Sagittarius

Shy: Cancer, Virgo, Pisces

Shady: SCORPIO, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

Popular: Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius

Smart: VIRGO, Capricorn

Stubborn: Aries, TAURUS, Scorpio

Nice: Libra, Pisces

Mean: Scorpio, SAGITTARIUS, Aquarius

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The Signs on a Rainy Day

Reading a book inside by the fireplace: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces

Carelessly dancing in the rain: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius

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The Signs’ Goal in Life

World Domination: Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn

World peace: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces

Complete Chaos: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius

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Signs in Highschool

Emos: Cancer, Virgo, Gemini

Preps: Libra, Pisces, Capricorn

Rebels: Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Goths: Taurus, Scorpio, Leo

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Optimistic or Pessimistic

Optimistic: Aries, Pisces, Sagittarius, Cancer, Gemini, Leo

Pessimistic: Capricorn, Scorpio, Taurus, Libra, Virgo, Aquarius

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If the Signs Won the Lottery

Spends all the money: Libra, Gemini, Aquarius, Leo

Saves all the money: Aries, Pisces, Taurus, Cancer

Invest: Virgo

Disappear into thin air: Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn

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The Signs Reacting to Something Funny

Laughs REALLY loud: Sagittarius, Aries, Libra, Aquarius

Has a super cute giggle: Cancer, Pisces, Taurus, Leo

Tries hard to keep serious but eventually laughs: Scorpio, Capricorn, Gemini, Virgo