Zodiac

Hi! And welcome to my blog. I do take requests and if you want just ask anything you want. I'm a dragon named Zodiac. Zodiac is red with blood red eyes with a black underside. I love dragons and welcome others. I love to play with others so i am friendly. I have a kik: ryley664. Add me! We can be great friends! I also think that girls can have power, also. I'm HIGHLY gay.

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[absolutepie]

Want. A. Worm. Want. A. Worm. AHAHAH TOO BIG WORM TOO BIG 

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[introverted-outcast]

AFTER A YEAR OF FINDING THIS ITS BACK IN MY DASH

[ruby-white-rabbit]

There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs

This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose

I’m not ready to be a single mom

I know shit about reptiles

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth

Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?

[ruby-white-rabbit]

70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??

[timesalad]

You a mom now

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”

I’m gonna fistfight nature

[ruby-white-rabbit]

@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow

I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??

[mrswinterbarnes]

I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out

YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA

[ruby-white-rabbit]

DAMN IT SHARRON

First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this

Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??

[ruby-white-rabbit]

UPDATE

SHES BACK

[ruby-white-rabbit]

NEVERMIND

ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE

That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me

[odinspattern]

Call this one Susan

[b00rad]

BEGONE, DEMON DOG

[babyanimalgifs]

Starting the day with an Otter

[oxfordcommaforever]

Oh. My. God.

[whateverwaythewindblows]

It’s like a cat snake and I want an army of them

[elliefriedrice]

DEFINITELY DEAD. Look at this poor, definitely dead noodle!

[sharktunnel]

me

[swellsharks]

the lil tongue flopping out

[zooophagous]

“IM DEAD FUCK OFF”

[lily-the-leopard]

@larkalau

[hapiaquarian]

“I can’t go to school today, I’m sick”

[luftraptor]

@elektronx

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[foiliage]

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY

[alexisreneg]

Ow

[hellhearts]

I don’t even care, y’all, I love my mom

[maruwrites]

this is so fcked up but i have to

[mel-the-fangirl]

Why you do me dirty

[foreverinvideos]

I personally don’t like my mom all that much (she did scream at me instead of showing sympathy) but I’m terrified of anyone dying by my hand so fuck it

[bozmandiusvalentine-deactivated]

MAMMY NO

[starryvioletnight]

FUCK

[perromago]

I don’t like this kind of post but I ain’t risking it.

[ask-theforgottenone]

I hate chain posts buT IM NOT RISKING IT

[zodiactheblooddragon]

Yes...

[reptilesfrommars]

Ziggy’s glamour shot ✨

[evilkid]

[neutralbacteria]

[soviettart]

[zodiactheblooddragon]

Omfg are you kidding.

[aninounettear-deactivated202402]

and die

[babblingbrookanimations]

i wasnt ready for that 

[daddydragonsblog]

Am dead

[null-ghost]

[zodiactheblooddragon]

Me and my friend Noah.

[melbrooks]

x

[aku-no-homu]

toxic

[trevthebeardie-blog]

Just look at this cutie

[zodiactheblooddragon]

Omg his eyes. I had a beardie named Mable with the most beautifully perfect golden eyes.

[coolcatx]

COMET WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[zodiactheblooddragon]

Comet... The hell dude.

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[stingywithmycootiecat]

😩😩😂😂😂😂

[hexagonification]

“Turn one way and stick with it, Tina.  TINA, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TURN AWAY OR STOP!  THE BRAKES, TINA!  THE LEFT– YOU’RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT CAR!  THE BRAKES!  HIT THE BRA–!”

[thud]

“Ohhhh my god it’s bad.”

[traykidd1-deactivated20180112]

😂😂😂