the signs as code comments
/* Sun, you just can’t beat me, you just can’t. Stop trying,
* give up. I’m serious, I am going to kick the living shit
* out of you, game over, lights out. */
public boolean isDirty()
{ // Why do you always go out and
return dirty;
}
// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.
// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don’t know
// who wrote it
// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis
$str = str_replace(array(“\{”,“\}”),“ ”,$str);
class Act // That’s me!!!
{
}
// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read
#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers
// At this point, I’d like to take a moment to speak to you about the Adobe PSD
// format. PSD is not a good format. PSD is not even a bad format. Calling it
// such would be an insult to other bad formats, such as PCX or JPEG. No, PSD
// is an abysmal format. Having worked on this code for several weeks now, my
// hate for PSD has grown to a raging fire that burns with the fierce passion
// of a million suns.
//
// If there are two different ways of doing something, PSD will do both, in
// different places. It will then make up three more ways no sane human would
// think of, and do those too. PSD makes inconsistency an art form. Why, for
// instance, did it suddenly decide that *these* particular chunks should be
// aligned to four bytes, and that this alignement should *not* be included in
// the size? Other chunks in other places are either unaligned, or aligned with
// the alignment included in the size. Here, though, it is not included. Either
// one of these three behaviours would be fine. A sane format would pick one.
// PSD, of course, uses all three, and more.
//
// Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the
// attic of your eccentric old uncle who died in a freak freshwater shark
// attack on his 58th birthday. That last detail may not be important for the
// purposes of the simile, but at this point I am spending a lot of time
// imagining amusing fates for the people responsible for this Rube Goldberg of
// a file format.
//
// Earlier, I tried to get a hold of the latest specs for the PSD file format.
// To do this, I had to apply to them for permission to apply to them to have
// them consider sending me this sacred tome. This would have involved faxing
// them a copy of some document or other, probably signed in blood. I can only
// imagine that they make this process so difficult because they are intensely
// ashamed of having created this abomination. I was naturally not gullible
// enough to go through with this procedure, but if I had done so, I would have
// printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire. Were it
// within my power, I would gather every single copy of those specs, and launch
// them on a spaceship directly into the sun.
//
// PSD is not my favourite file format.
// I can’t divide with zero, so I have to divide with something very similar
result = number / 0.00000000000001;
// I don’t know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down
x = -x;
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