Cutie Patootie Lemon Fruitie!

I am a 24 year old lesbian polly trans girl (She/ her/ hers) you will have to endure my thoughts and feelings if you follow me, but i reward with pics, and being silly. I also post things about my life. I can get kinda political sometimes. I have claws,...

[zoewarriorprincess]

I look bat shit crazy. Awesome!

[sonofshitpostgenerator]

boats can’t feed bears because of cats

[zoewarriorprincess]

The saga continues. THIS CREPE HAS NÜTELLA. Someone wants to get laid I see.

[zoewarriorprincess]

Chocolate pudding + crepes + Alice = Best girlfriend breakfast ever.

[sonofshitpostgenerator]

do not hug outer space

[thedeathecchi]

Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

[zoewarriorprincess]

I herd u fucking like it.

[greelin]

neither the sun nor the moon are heterosexual

[zoewarriorprincess]

Fun Fact for those that think that the sun and moon are sexual at all: Celestial bodies have no gender and no ability to have relationships as they are lifeless. There is also over 92.96 million miles of nothingness between the two objects, and the Sun is ruffly 8720 times the size of the moon. 

To put that in perspective the average human is 550 times the size of an ant. To reach something that is 8720 times smaller that a human it would have to be 1 millimeter big that is about 3 grains of salt.

[projectbot13]

Green is a color.

[zoewarriorprincess]

Green is not a creative color.

[mioxenoblade]

dysphoria: “pssst, hey, hey hey”

me: “go the fuck away, no one likes you”

dysphoria: :(

[mioxenoblade]

I’m going to beat up dysphoria

[zoewarriorprincess]

Do it. Do it with a knife.

[zoewarriorprincess]

To clarify I don’t mean to hurt yourself I meant cut the shit out of the concept. Please don’t hate me, I really like you don’t do anything bad to yourself.

[mioxenoblade]

You’re good, I understand what you meant.

[zoewarriorprincess]

Oh oh good.

[zoewarriorprincess]

TFW I just got back to tumbler from a hiatus.

And I reblog from myself and I got excited when I got a reblog notification.

[zoewarriorprincess]

*attempts to respond to a response on mobile* I remember why I left now. Hmmmmm.

[bagerbeiger]

Raise your hand if you feel like you have been personally victimized by the sun

[zoewarriorprincess]

I have the burns to prove it too.

[zoewarriorprincess]

TFW I just got back to tumbler from a hiatus.

And I reblog from myself and I got excited when I got a reblog notification.

[mioxenoblade]

dysphoria: “pssst, hey, hey hey”

me: “go the fuck away, no one likes you”

dysphoria: :(

[mioxenoblade]

I’m going to beat up dysphoria

[zoewarriorprincess]

Do it. Do it with a knife.

[zoewarriorprincess]

To clarify I don't mean to hurt yourself I meant cut the shit out of the concept. Please don't hate me, I really like you don't do anything bad to yourself.

[mioxenoblade]

dysphoria: “pssst, hey, hey hey”

me: “go the fuck away, no one likes you”

dysphoria: :(

[mioxenoblade]

I’m going to beat up dysphoria

[zoewarriorprincess]

Do it. Do it with a knife.

[zoewarriorprincess]

Hey there, fellow warrior princess! *high five*

Woot! Hi fives!

[zoewarriorprincess]

Click here to support zoeys SRS fund by Zoey Hope B.

I am Zoey, a Poor trans woman trying to get by. I have been on HRT (hormone Replacement Theirpy) for two years and have been plaining on getting SRS (Sex Reasinment Sergery) for the last year and a half. the only problem is that it costs way to much for me to pay for and i will have to travil out...

so this is a thing please tell your friends.

[acid-eater]

Smoke weed and become a lesbian bongo player

[zoewarriorprincess]

will confirm, works every time.