Giggle Queen

[zoey-deutchs]

♔ Hayley ♔ 21 ♔ Certified Spazz ♔

I also decided to finally separate my personal and writing blog so if anyone wants my writing blog’s url just let me knoooow.

[lemonoclefox]

I don’t know. I guess– I just– They’re friendly? They seem sweet? And they give you milk. So that’s good, those are three good things. I mean, cows– Everyone likes them. Who doesn’t like cows? That’s madness. Also, they’re really– They’re agile. And they’re, uh… They have a sweet demeanor in general. […] Well, you know. If humans lived in barns, we’d be smelly, too. We just shower all the time, cows don’t have that luxury. I think we should provide more showers for cows, there’s a business in that, somewhere.

Matthew Daddario, on why cows are his favorite animal [x] (via lemonoclefox)

[imeliott-deactivated20160513]

Unpopular opinion: time is linear

[slimetony]

I’m no expert but I’m almost certain that’s the most popular opinion

[imeliott-deactivated20160513]

Don’t embarrass me on this fucking website there are girls on here

[thetattedstoner]

Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole??

[jewlsies]

tomorrow might be the best tuesday of ur entire life and i think that is a good thing to remember

[obviousplant]

Bonus library drop box sign on Instagram

[merovingiens-deactivated2016041]

matthew daddario is 6'3 and im so very predictable and weak

[just-shower-thoughts]

Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

[a-case-of-tragic-magic]

#it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this,”

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

“my will to live! i haven’t seen this in 15 years!”

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

“I knew I lost that potential somewhere!”

[tatt00ine]

“Mental stability, my old friend!”

[gay-armadillo]

[albertosrosende-deactivated2016]

Give me the professors’ names and I… I will end them. You know, with… with a scathing e-mail to the dean.

[finndamerons-archive]

let him live

[mr-robotdaily]

[woodsaddle]

an election is so like a moon, with many phases, and this is the most beautiful phase

[darrevanhansen-deactivated20170]

George Washington used to make inaccurate or misleading signs on the route to his house to avoid having guests. Happy Birthday to this man after my own heart <3

[everythingkaliuchis]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

[retrorocksy-deactivated20210220]

My little sister does this 😂😂

[theladyinthestripeddress]

I do this

[kaptainkomothedrago]

i second that

[afr-hoe-dite]

This is me

[ezraxaria]

1.11 || 4.19 “The Spencer look. That you give everyone when you’re really disappointed in them.” I didn’t know I had an official look for that.

[yellowpaintwater]

tag yourself im door