Miss Demeanor

Mar|Female|USA|Bi

[kanapy-deactivated20151106]

BANANA~

[heritageposts]

date of origin: june, 2013.

[joeyclaire]

they showed us this at church once

[zoffee]

wait my youthgroup had that weird reclaimed wooden wall in the back too

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[outofcontextdiscord]

[iloveurcat]

Cat jokes that will never get old for me:

Calling newborns jellybeans

Calling black cats voids

Calling curled up cats orbs

And calling sitting cats ☆~premium~☆ loaves

(Feel free to add on)

[iloveurcat]

Some people were wondering about the difference between an orb and shrimp here's some examples

See how this kitty has all their paws ticked in??? They are an orb!!!

This kitty only has her front paws ticked in and her back legs sticking out! She's a shrimp!!

Bonus!!!

This kitty is sitting up with all their paws underneath! They are a loaf!!!

[captaindibbzy]

When my cat is sitting like a loaf but has his front paws out instead of tucked under my mum calls it a Sphinx.

[iloveurcat]

Do you have any pics? 🥺🥺🥺

[reelaroundthedavekan]

@iloveurcat​ This is the best pic I could find - Firefly doing the Sphinx

[iloveurcat]

That is a very bright and warm sphinx!!! I love them so much!!!

[cactuschimeracleric]

@defy-sing-beginnings

[wool-feathers]

I present half sphinx and slug.

[iloveurcat]

How could I forgot about slug mode!?!? It is so excellent!!

[fallenangelfish]

related to the shrimp and orb, is what my family calls the “paw bouquet”, demonstrated here by Phoebe, the softest cat in the world:

[gibbearish]

whats this one

[zoffee]

last one looks like god when he crated adam

[shiftythrifting]

Diversity Thrift in Richmond, VA

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

[systlin]

Sometimes you see a post and just realize there’s some Wild Shit going on in a community you never knew existed

[unicorncryptid]

[carebear-onion-lizard]

Attached for original context

[the-anime-void]

Finally, I understand

[supreme-leader-stoat]

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT. THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL POST.

[iguanamouth]

Could you draw me a toad or frog? It can be really small and simple, I just wanted to request a small pick-me-up!

[oak23]

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[insomniac-arrest]

I know using ‘it’s funny ‘cause it’s queer’ is an incredibly lame punchline, but watching gender/sexuality subversive comedy is also such a big ol’ power trip sometimes

like, canonically bugs bunny is not stopped by goddamn anything, not rabbit season or codified institutions or the fucking jail cell of gender binary perimeters

he’s basically a chaotic neutral trickster, but damn if he isn’t near invisible to the point even sexuality norms can’t fuking mark this dude, lit

[insomniac-arrest]

this feels somehow very true

[ryan-sometimes]

I love being Brazilian because Brazilian men are a very specific breed of himbo

[ryan-sometimes]

This is a video from carnaval

I remember seeing this video before the pandemic so dw about no masks

They're probably drunk and either on their way back home or to a second "bloquinho" (aka street party) since that's the carnaval way

During carnaval, it's common for there to be street parties full of people in costumes and glitter, hence why they're dressed like that

[ryan-sometimes]

By the way, at the end of the video, the guy in the red and black shirt says to the little girl "o que você quiser" (whatever you want) which implies they're singing Baby Shark because the little girl's choosing the music like a little DJ lol

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

Hi…he’s chirping.

[slushyseals]

Wonderful!

[tulparightsactivist]

soundwaves that cure pain and disease

[robaczek]

@tenderlesbianism

[papasmoke]

hes begging for cement

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[wingdingle]

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

[ookamikuro]

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?

[gay-jewish-bucky]

I looked it up

yeah it is, ifdsdhgk

[curioscurio]

imposter syndrome hitting hard today lads

[curioscurio]

dont mind this. im drawing out the menthol so feel free to use these

[teaboot]

“Why is there a pentagram on your floor” okay first of all mom, it’s not a pentagram, and second, what were you doing in my apartment

[teaboot]

oh shit I summoned my mom

[kelssiel]

a parentagram

[anthropwashere]

#congrats on doing what Ed and Al could not (x)

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

IT’S THIS EPISODE. THIS IS WHERE IT’S FROM

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

[charlesoberonn]

The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka (1915)

[aureateplinko]

Holy fucking shit y'all.

[kenziecore]

ok but

[crystal-rebellion]

Have some samples from the comments - 10/10 would recommend browsing them.