Duck

[dartmoorpixie]

I do not GAZE at Scully 😠

I just sync my breathing to match hers and I’ve taught myself to smell when she is upset. I learnt her thesis off by heart before I ever even met her and I angle my body towards hers whenever we’re in the same room. I watch her sleeping sometimes and I bought her matching pyjamas that I keep in my bedroom and one day I’ll give to her.

I do not GAZE though and frankly I’m offended by-

[thatonerubberduck]

I don’t gaze at her, we’re just two deeply intertwined somewhat codependent individuals who struggle to function without each other. We’re just two co-workers who have seen each other at their absolute lowest and still continue to love them because we’re both broken but we’re both beautiful.

Definitely no gazing though

It’s not like if you pause on a frame that we’re both in there’s about a seventy five percent chance one of us is looking at each other or at each others lips. No gazing though

[danascullyswindbreaker]

I do NOT gaze at Scully.

We’re just two codependent cats who MUST be adopted together. We come to work, we do our job, and we’ve canonically seen each other nude at least once. Sure, I’ve shielded Scully from bullets with my body. Sure, she’s brought me back from the literal dead after agonizing over my disappearance. Sure, I’ve cried over her cancer-riddled body while she was asleep. But, I don’t gaze at her.

Do we have keys to each other’s apartment? Yes. Do we go stir crazy if the other one doesn’t show up to work? Of course! Have I tenderly, yet forcefully caressed the back of her neck while checking to see if she was infected with an ancient Antarctic parasite? Uh-huh! Have I saved her from getting literally lobotomized? Absolutely!

But gazing??? I don’t think so.

[thatonerubberduck]

THIS!!

[thatonerubberduck]

Okay so as someone with a rubber duck obsession

problem

Collection, and who also is concerningly obsessed with The X-Files

Look at this beautiful masterpiece I found today

[isthereaduck]

There's a duck in this post.

[thatonerubberduck]

I feel honored🥹

[thatonerubberduck]

Not an X-Files post but it maybe could be if you squint because this song makes me think of them

I’ve had this song stuck in my head for at least a week so I decided to sing it, sorry if it’s bad😭

Song: Vienna by Billy Joel

Singer: Me

[thatonerubberduck]

Okay so as someone with a rubber duck obsession

problem

Collection, and who also is concerningly obsessed with The X-Files

Look at this beautiful masterpiece I found today

[thememedaddy]

[thatonerubberduck]

Where are the cameras

[fantalemonlover]

want someone to love me like mulder loved scully in season 5 episode 2

[dartmoorpixie]

I do not GAZE at Scully 😠

I just sync my breathing to match hers and I’ve taught myself to smell when she is upset. I learnt her thesis off by heart before I ever even met her and I angle my body towards hers whenever we’re in the same room. I watch her sleeping sometimes and I bought her matching pyjamas that I keep in my bedroom and one day I’ll give to her.

I do not GAZE though and frankly I’m offended by-

[thatonerubberduck]

I don’t gaze at her, we’re just two deeply intertwined somewhat codependent individuals who struggle to function without each other. We’re just two co-workers who have seen each other at their absolute lowest and still continue to love them because we’re both broken but we’re both beautiful.

Definitely no gazing though

It’s not like if you pause on a frame that we’re both in there’s about a seventy five percent chance one of us is looking at each other or at each others lips. No gazing though

[pierrotdoesnteat]

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

[l0okingupatheaven]

WAIT STOP TY DUDE ILY 🥹🥹🥹🥹

@marvel-posts @fnafsmosh @jupiter-does-things @cigarettesndkisses @ribey3 @sorenistuff @girlwithaflamingheart @houseplant-number701 @wasteland-b4by @myblo0dispurple @sillygoobernuts

[sillygoobernuts]

MWWWWWWAH

@igbrotein @cleradin7 @mikewheelerisaqueerler @mikes-orange-mohawk @nicointhecloset @i-say-kickawayygothacked @goaskurmombyler @getweezeredtwink @hanjiiscake @prollycryingoverbyler @stargazingthemoooon @victorxvignette @vampybyers @andywrittes

[cleradin7]

AWWW TYSMM!!!

@el7the7wise @lycheeeejelly @figzzst4r @funkopop547 @landofeternalsummer @stargazingthemoooon @crzytgther @crunchie-morris @pendragonstarz @who-me-never14 @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @andywrittes @everythingismadeofclouds @isawyourgreenhair @cybrbat @q4martheleastwise @the-most-random-stuff @iluvstrawberriessomuch @i-say-kickawayygothackedsaykickawayygothacked @dustineila @viciousdeliciousketchup @bylerbohneeee @yoursleepdemon @ellietalkswaytoomuch @sammiiiithedummest

[dustineila]

AHHHH THANK U U TOO 🥹🥹

@cleradin7 @paws-in-snow @wheelrsgrl @sweetstatic @munsonsbunni @bandagedthoughtsblog @0nlybitt3r4may @danielleluv @urmamasmatcha @marinapunkrocker @pinkolve

ty for either ur support, friendship, or lovely blogs 😇

[0nlybitt3r4may]

OMG??? THATS SO NICE!!

i genuinely love my moots SO much

@vlarrtrgryn , @dontmentionitseriouslyy , @teacup-thoughts , @sweetestgrace , @fireandcxnt , @theantsareafterme , @caramelieee , @fallenangelkay , @targ4ryens , @violained , @bandagedthoughtsblog , @bitterswtdvll , @megumisbnuuy , @loveloveloveldr , @itneverrainsinsoutherncalineverarain , @dreamyysouls , @vitya3 , @starstruckedtidalwavetiger

[dontmentionitseriouslyy]

oh STAWP it you're too nice :((

@wheelrsgrl @vurbenaa @quoththewarlock @0nlybitt3r4may @gleekluver @voidreynolds @teacup-thoughts @cocteaucicochico @zombiegrains @byleriskillingme @mythicstargirl @ghits-and-shiggles @notthesharpesttoolxo @lilyyyyy08 @secretlifeofsombr @babybyers08132 @lynn-is-definitely-sane @carameliee

i love you all so much! please always remember that you are amazing <33

[teacup-thoughts]

Stawppp Ilyyyyy

@dontmentionitseriouslyy @starcrossedl0vv @secretlifeofsombr @0nlybitt3r4may @counterstr1ke @disiscami @wolfhardzzlxt @wheelersbinder @ela2sombr @thequeerlerfamily @uyucream @imonsomanylists @ibarelyknowval @ibarelyknower @oohgeminii @prnztar @printer-reads-505 @pissylivvie @aubreylovesombr @abigailistuck @doublewheelrr @dustymerlin @flutteringfluttershy @freaksombussy @geminizmoonz @gyattmaster2002 @k-a-n65 @lettersfromtheocean @lynn-is-definitely-sane @zombiejuuls @xo-zozo @vurbenaa @babybyers08132 @brunettebombshell72 @badomensgoodomens @muchlovemads @mikes-sorcerer

The people who have been so kind and amazing to me while I talk shit and sometimes write I love you all so much

[imonsomanylists]

OML THANK YOU GIRL ILYSM ❤️🥹

@bonniestxrniolo @americanadolls @teacup-thoughts @grandioseviolence @bonniestxrniolo @euaphoricdollie @sacrificemelamb @bunnymoser @reidloverr @h0lym01y @alishifter @fawnacrossthemultiverse @hotchnerss @juicyfinetree @unevensosa

Hms for moots I don't really know lol: @peacetothe-empire @salemsturniolo @vows4vinyls @raekelly13 @cabecademiojo @eunicedemi @novaacalloway @gorillazareawesome2320

[sacrificemelamb]

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG 😭 BUT ALSO IF I MISS SOMEONE ITS CAUSE I NEVER REMEMBER YALLS USERS OK.

-> also might tag some people i follow that don’t follow me cause istg i always think everyone already follows me ok. so treat this as blog appreciation even if you don’t follow me i see you on my dash A LOTTT.

@phoneymedic @marvelfanlife @mxmmyprentiss @danascullyswindbreaker @jareaussy @jareauiisms @quanticohome @rosenkranz-isnt-dead @tenaciousarcadeexpert @youngnnaiive @undercoverscrabbler @ultraviolet-ray29 @ohlittlebluebell @asleepingtiger @baunitchief @ascendesuperiousworld @actual-changeling @dollkillsworld @five-bi-five-main @glittersa1nts @hoe4hotchner @kristenslullaby @kenna-prentiss @lesbiantaylorswiftstan @mortalscience @secretgardenzinmymind @jennywtheglock @angelicjjareau @garcialuvr @garciaasfluffypen

[danascullyswindbreaker]

AH! Thank you!! i love and appreciate seeing so many of you on my dash; apologies if i forget anyone, there’s so many! 🥰🌻

@bonito-79 @rosenkranz-does-things @rosenkranz-isnt-dead @actual-changeling @scullee @thatsoverkill @wicked-96 @mulders-slutty-black-turtleneck @sculderand-mully @mulderandscullbag @sacrificemelamb @scullysflannel @scullyitsme @scullysversion @thatonerubberduck @theehighwarlock @laurencem @spookymulderjr @glimmerscully @mulders-too-large-shirt @aphrostiel @scullysprettysuits @sertraline-daydream @dartmoorpixie @h0lywaters @bookishscully @shimmeringlesbian

[thatonerubberduck]

Oh my gosh I wasn’t expecting this!! Thank you so much!! I love seeing y’all’s posts, you’re so creative and funny!! @mulders-slutty-black-turtleneck @thatgirlintheleatherjacket @totesnotanalien @prentisswh0re @scullinski @foxmulderamuppettedman @feral-asexual-possum @fb1sm0stunwant3d @legendofsofi @mulderscreek

[thatonerubberduck]

The concept of Mulder, someone who seems to hate showing any form of weakness or “negative” emotion, silently breaking down in tears at Scully’s bedside as to not wake her, is so strangely intimate and horrifically sad to me.

[starbuck09256]

She is the only one he will show anything too. She is the one he gets to truly be his full self. Flaws and all and she is the same with him. It takes her a bit longer in some ways to get there. That is why it is such a beautiful love story. Neither of them are trying to change the other, they respect and appreciate everything that the other is. In truth modern media has lost sight of the sheer power of being able to be authentic with someone who so assuredly loves you for all that you are.

[thatonerubberduck]

EXACTLY!! They’re so complicated and they both hide their messiness with everyone but each other. Scully sometimes hides things from Mulder because she doesn’t want to let him down, and he sees it anyways and waits for her to tell him on her own. Mulder sometimes hides things from Scully and she knows how to get him to open up. They’re so *real*, nothings fake between them. It’s beautiful

[thatonerubberduck]

If someone falls into a hole you don’t JUMP IN AFTER THEM

[foxmulderamuppettedman]

-said Mulder, never

[thatonerubberduck]

OMG🤣

[thatonerubberduck]

If someone falls into a hole you don’t JUMP IN AFTER THEM

[thatonerubberduck]

🎶JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG🎶

I’m never going to be able to listen to that song the same way again🤣

[thatonerubberduck]

OH MY GOD HIS HEAD IS ON HER LAP

[thatonerubberduck]

This episode is giving me genuine anxiety

[h0lywaters]

me at the chapter of my life i’m in right now

[thatonerubberduck]

Are you okay??

[dartmoorpixie]

[thatonerubberduck]

A side by side of the crab that was in my sushi vs how tall the sushi actually was (in taking the crab out of my sushi because the texture is hell today)

I’ve been visited by The Long Crab God of Longness

[thatonerubberduck]

MSR edit