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curious-suggestions

Look at me, I am your disease.

Crafted unwilling by your hand.

Embraced by the void I am dormant.

Brought to light by one thing, and one thing only.

A Curiosity so deep it resonates in the center this earth.

The sheer force of it stops the world in its tracks.

They can do nothing but stare in awe, a crease in their brow and wonder on their mind.

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normal-horoscopes

[STRIKES MY WIZARD STAFF ON THE GROUND AND IMMEDEATELY DUCKS BEHIND A ROCK]

normal-horoscopes

[THERES A FLASH OF LIGHT AND THE RITUAL CHAMBER IS COVERED IN SPAGHETTI]

normal-horoscopes

[I OPEN MY GRIMOIRE AND MAKE ANOTHER TALLY UNDER THE COLUMN LABELLED "SPAGHETTI"]

normal-horoscopes

[THE OTHER COLUMN IS MARKED "SUMERIAN HARVEST GOD" AND IS COMPLETELY BLANK]

normal-horoscopes

[I NOD GRAVELY REVERSE THE STAFF AND TRY AGAIN]

normal-horoscopes

[ITS PESTO SAUCE THIS TIME]

normal-horoscopes

[I START A NEW COLUMN IN THE GRIMOIRE]

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candela888-deactivated20250324

UFO Sightings per 1,000,000 people in the USA by state

Source: National UFO Reporting Center

2010-2019

cryptidsandchaos

clearly the west coast is the place to be

#crypticcore #aliencore

fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva

why every male protag in a horror game called ethan

docteryn

They know what they did

fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva

arguably the most ominous reply on any of the my posts

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maxkirin

Listen I’m cool if aliens come to Earth but only if they share with us their turnip prices.

thoughtswithoutteeth

Be the monster you wish to see under your bed

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sleepycrows

going f̴̫̮̿̈ê̸͙̟̠̪͆͂r̵͈̹̦͊̾̀̀̊́́͌̾́ą̷̪̤̃̈̀͋̕͜ĺ̸̙͋́́͋͊̂̐͋͛ y’all want anything

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I want to learn how to play the lyre. I want be that soft figure in the corner of a tavern tucked away in a dark forest, where only the most brave of adventurers go. Each seeking quiet warmth and comfort despite their heavy, lonely hearts. Draped in soft, glittering fabric that must of been a gift from the fae. My music and haunting voice lulling them into peace. Nobody is quite sure where I am from, what my name is, or where I go when I’m not here. Stealing their hearts with only my beauty and song. Even when they leave, they’ll never forget me.

#beauty.txt #cryptidcore #fantasycore #faecore #elfcore

alilaro

oh to be stolen away in the dead of night by a mysterious ancient entity

#txt #my boyfriend is mothman

idyllicisms

Wow, okay, SURE. Let's say you DID just watch me get hit by a car going 75 mph down this parkway road, fly through the air, hit the ground with a thud, and after a few seconds you watched me get up, brush off my pants, and continue to wander into the woods, unharmed. What are you even gonna do? Fucking arrest me?

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blodeuweddschild

What if we uhh... ran away to the woods... and became cryptids together .. haha just kidding ... unless..?

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vaporwavesimulator

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

wussy-agitation-deactivated2020

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

Ahead of their time

@sevenelevenprophet

anyway since we’re all baking bread and dealing with a plague, here’s a quiz on who you would be in the middle ages

sevenelevenprophet

I GOT MONK RENOWNED FOR THEIR HOMOEROTIC POETRY HZZZK

zom-vee

Disaffected noble just here for a good time

Yeah... that sounds about right.

#beauty.txt #let me back on my pole i'm bored and want stupid boy's money

traegorn

Types of Witches Masterpost

I’ve seen several of these passed around, but they always feel incomplete. I’ve decided to put together my own version. I hope this is helpful.

Religious WItches - Witches who practice within a religious practice (like Wicca)

Secular Witches - Witches who practice outside of a religious practice.

Solitary Witches - Witches who practice alone

Sonicary Witches - Witches who only exist as the concept of sound

Tweed Witches - Witches who are really into elbow patches

Sandwiches - like a good ham and cheese one would be pleasant now.

Cranberry Witches - Best served at Thanksgiving

Forest Witches - They are in the woods, right now, totally lost

Steve Witches - These are witches named Steve. They tend to collect Dreamcast games and are generally okay unless they’ve been drinking.

Sea Witches - They work with water

C Witches - scpell everytching wcith unecesscary C’s

Gray Witches - only wear the color gray.

Grey Witches - Like Gray witches, only more pretentious

Fae Witches - Witches who work with Fairies

Witches Near Fae Witches - just waiting to see if the Fae Witches weren’t careful enough when they made their deals with the Fae.

Booze Witches - Do their best witchcraft drunk, or at least that’s what they tell you when they ask you to hold their beer. This is what Steve thinks he is. He isn’t. Steve has a problem.

Kitchen Witches - People you should be friends with around thanksgiving

Garden Witches - Work with plants, stronger than they look, seriously – don’t try to fight them. God damn it Steve, leave her alone.

Healing Witches - The people you take Steve to after he pisses off the Garden witches.

Hedge Witches - These are Witches who work with Hedges.

Did I miss anything?

sevenelevenprophet

@thegardenwitch

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