The 7/11 Prophet

ASKS CLOSED FOR PROPHECIES WHAT YOU GIVE IS WHAT YOU GET Vaccinated Herbalist Too interested in poisonous plants 😬

[sevenelevenprophet]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

I'd like to say I will be back to regular posting but it seems I've reached the end of original content for this blog. I don't have the energy to continue either cryptid content or plant content.

This blog will remain and I'll probably occasionally reblog stuff but don't expect anything new. My asks will remain open if mutuals need anything.

And thank you for all the good times, lads.

For the last time this is your prophet, signing off.

[guerrillatech]

[jasper-rolls]

this exchange is like a microcosm of all internet discourse

[the-haiku-bot]

this exchange is like

a microcosm of all

internet discourse

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sevenelevenprophet]

I don’t want a “career” I want to vanish under mysterious circumstances

[pochowek]

[slimegirlnuclei]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

‘kids these days have it easy’ thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we’re here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

[gardnerhill]

John Adams: “I study war and diplomacy, so that my son may study trade and commerce, so that his son may study art and music.”

[normal-horoscopes]

The most useful thing you can do for the cause of human rights is to have protracted hyperagressivel internet arguments over the exact language used to describe things you both already agree on.

[oe6]

[berylliumoxide]

[fortooate]

i am a mollusc, you are an irritant, and i am actively coating you with successive depositions of nacreous material which will eventually render you beautiful, silent, smooth, and quite dead

[twinicegiantorbiters]

thanks

[fortooate]

you’re welcome :) now silence

[twinicegiantorbiters]

.

[fortooate]

∶)

[wellwaterhysteria]

new reblog game! where have YOU guys nearly drowned?

[thebreakfastgod]

when I see queer adults in public im like look at me. look at me. look at me. do you see me? i see you. please recognize me

[isthat-allthereis3]

[socialistexan]

[moonar-eclipse]

can we transfer this energy over to elon musk now that he’s richer than jeff bezos

[socialistexan]

We could just do both.

[beaniebaneenie]

[casperscareschool]

i LOVE body neutrality i LOVE nonsexual nudity i LOVE being normal about bodies i LOVE being comfortable in my skin and letting others be comfortable in theirs while everybody involved minds their own business

[vexheart]

[undeadhousewife]

[marvelousgameofdisneythrones]

Don’t you leave this down there.

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[greelin]

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

[greelin]

all part of the plan

[jewishevelinebaker]