In the woods somewhere.

Gnomecore, zombiecore, Will Ferrell fan. Full time mom and part time NASCAR enthusiast (I like too many things so this blog's theme is all over the place). I also adore Talladega Nights. 30+

[zombgnome]

Hi my name is Kandice. Aesthetics are Gnomecore and Zombiecore. I'm a 31 year old mom and wife. A few things I like are gnomes, zombies, and pretty much any movie with Will Ferrell in it. Also somewhat of a NASCAR fan (I credit Ricky Bobby for that). This is a place where I blog about gnomes and my OCs as well as aesthetics I like and my drawings and writings. Ok to interact with this post and my blog unless you're a minor.

OCs List:

Katria Gaerick (gnome and former court jester, now a vampire)

Bitsy (Jester Horror OC - lives and "works" at a haunted house attraction that is very much real)

Frelwic Littlefoot (gnome, Katria's cousin)

Sir Ælfric Lothar of Harnsey (knight in the King's army, close friend of the King's son and partner of Frelwic)

Ælfric's younger sister - details pending

Lynn Rose (Zombie OC under development - Warm Bodies inspired)

[zombgnome]

I can't believe I have to ask this already, but if tumblr is going to shit is there a different site that anyone on here has considered going to?

[thedreammweaver]

Milton scenes from 3x10

[rusted-pipe-of-wisdom-deactivat]

wolf & bunny: a love story

[venomsbite]

[zombgnome]

Found this little cutie on Amazon, want to buy him so bad but I have to be a good girl and pay bills and buy groceries first. Then I might if there's any left. I might name him Merle. #thewalkinggnome

[zombgnome]

[dreamquestofunknownkadath]

One of my favorite genres of post

[dreamquestofunknownkadath]

[vanilla-kitty]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[zombgnome]

This made me laugh. Needed it today 😂

[heikeee]

Get to know you game! Answer the questions and tag 9 people you want to know better.

I got tagged by the lovely @pipistrellee (who i just realised i only followed a sideblog so hopefully now that's corrected lol) and i'm so excited to answer and get to know more people! ♥

Last song I listened to: Irene - Beach House ─ i prefer listening to albums instead of loose songs so that's the last one on the tracklist for BH's Bloom ₊˚⊹♡

Currently Reading: Crime and Prejudice by Dostoevsky, but I'm also always keeping up with manga/manwha that I follow on Bato lol i love everything josei/shoujo and GL as well - currently reading a completed GL manwha called Mage & Demon Queen and they are sooooo cute and dumb i love them sm

Currently Watching: Mad Men (with meals) and Cold Case (as bg noise when I'm cooking/cleaning)

Currently obsessed with: Always Inuyasha (me too pip!), Mad Men, Soul Eater, LOTR, D.Gray-man .𖥔 ݁ ˖

Tagging!:

@hahaalaine @bcbdrums @draculasbigcastle @fandom-ships @inkydeeeeeeew @lance-mtn-eyebrows @inussunflower @feathertayl @superpixie42

And anyone else who wants to do this! Consider yourself tagged. 💖

[bcbdrums]

Thanks for the tag, @heikeee!

Last Song: Bad Dancer by Johnny Drille (it’s inspiring a CrossStitch fic heheh)

Currently Reading: If obsessively re-reading practically every fanfic about Spirit and Stein all at the same time counts… Then, that.

Currently Watching: 24 Hours to Hell and Back (Gordon Ramsay will sustain me through these trying times of adulting).

Currently Obsessed With: Soul Eater, Drakgo (Kim Possible), and poking cautiously at Psycho-Pass. The latter is solely because someone wrote a crossover for SE and it’s perfection, so yeah.

Tagging! Nine people I want to get to know better:

@cishetlou @amberlehcar @soda-pop-lol @cannibal-nightmares @ppek0 @lordwiggyton @spemtang @jesterwhoreknee @zeether

[jesterwhoreknee]

Thanks for the tag, @bcbdrums ! ♡

Last song: Bonney M. — Ma Baker.🕺

Currently reading: I have to finish the "IT" book from Stephen King, but fanfics get the best out of me. 😭

Currently Watching: Hazbin Hotel (though I recently finished it, for now—) and Betty La Fea XDD (My AUNT HOOKED ME TO IT OK—) I also have to finish Shameless and other shows I have in hold 💀 (I am not able to finish shit).

Currently obsessed with: HAZBIN HOTEL (Alastor ily) and of course Disney Hercules (HADES ILY BBY). Not long ago my hyperfixation was on Drakgo, and I still love them, but I can only obsess in turns lol.

No pressure tags: Nine people I want to get to know better! (I don't have nine people but oh well— this will do lol)

@chaos-4baby @korla-the-kenku @flowery-laser-blasts @persephoneflowerpetals @dailysassfromshego

[persephoneflowerpetals]

Shoot! I totally meant to reblog this sooner but work got in the way once again 😭 anyways lol!

Thanks for the tag, @jesterwhoreknee !

Last Song: Well, I guess technically it’d be Shaxicula by DJ Cummberbund on YouTube (y’know? That popular song mashup that trended on tiktok for months back in 2021 featuring Dragula by Rob Zombie, Toxic by Britney Spears, and Love Shack by The B-52s) but if we’re going by Spotify standards that would be What You Won’t Do For Love by Bobby Caldwell lol

Currently Reading: Well, I’ve been reading a lot of Drakken x Shego smut on AO3 lmao, but book wise I’m STILL working on reading Fire & Fate (the Hades book of the Disney villain book series). I haven’t picked it up in months for a lot of reason but I seriously need to finish it so I can do that book review lmao I still need to finish working on my dang Hades comic series review lmaooo

Currently Watching: A lot cartoons (as always with me lol I’m a cartoon junkie lmaooo) but I just recently rewatched an episode of Hercules the Animated series while I ate dinner lmao (it was the Dream Date episode btw lmao)

Currently Obsessed With: ….do I even need to say it? Okay well I’m gonna say it anyways: HADES!!! UGH MY HUSBAND I LOVE HIM AND CHERISH HIM SM LIKE PLS HE’S MY FICTIONAL SOULMATE I WANT HIM SO BADDDDD 😭💙

No Pressure Tags: @enchantedchocolatebars @batatadoce666 @thepinkestpug @the-weasel-king @the-indie-owl @cosmiconix @certified-hades-simp (You guys definitely don’t have to do this if you don’t want to! Just wanted to tag some mutuals! ☺️)

(Omg I’m so sorry if I tagged you guys like 100 times!!! 😓 The freaking tumblr app has been bugging out with reblogs lately and idk why. Tumblr staff come fix your app pls!)

[cosmiconix]

OOOH!!! Another reblog game!!! Thank you so much @persephoneflowerpetals for tagging me in this, I love these kinds of games here on Tumblr!!! 😄✨

Let's see here....

Last song: Love & war remix by yellow claw, it gives me that disco music vibe that you'd hear at the roller rink & it gives me nostalgia because of it. 😃

Currently reading: Any new head cannons or posts on my favorite characters, especially from some of my favorite writers here on Tumblr like @assortedvillainvault, @slashingdisneypasta , @theclassiccake, @pastrydragon , @bubblyparaside-deactivated20240 (I have to find out if they have a new blog or not & follow it if there is one 😊) , & of course you @persephoneflowerpetals, your content is just so super addicting & I can't get enough of it! 😄

Currently watching: DAZ GAMES! Yes, I'm a proud dazzler & he's my all time FAVORITE YouTuber & my absolute FAVORITE gamer!!! I'd write all about what I love about him but it'd take up too much space. 😂✨

Currently obsessed with: I've been obsessed with him since the start of my blog, & my love for this guy has not changed a bit even if I haven't fully expressed it within my work, Dr. Facilier is still my biggest obsession & I have yet to find any other characters that could top him. 🤣

And now, the special moot tags!!! Just to let you guys know, there's no pressure at all to reblog this, you don't have to if you don't wish to. 😊

@sp00kies @heyhopperart @discordix1031 @bread-bastard @batatadoce666 @sullytheartist-blog @the-phony-king-of-england @ronironimakaroni @assortedvillainvault

[heyhopperart]

Hehehee lookie lookie! Another little Tumblr Tag game ❤️

Thank you for the tag ✨ @cosmiconix ✨

Last Song: Altay - Ummet Ozcan, Otyken

It has such a fun upbeat vibe ~ I listen to it on the way to work ❤️

Currently reading: world of warcraft, Rise of the Horde

Yaaaaaaay Orcs 💚 lok'tar Ogar !!!

Currently watching : inferno island 🏝️

Currently obsessed with : if y'all're my friends.. Y'all know.. They're all I've been drawing for a couple of years now 🤣 and nothing takes up more mental real-estate than him.. (help me.)

Taggy time:

@rigel-kentauruus @riukawolf @moonlightchild358 @groovyqueer @horned-lyzz-blog @rachelillustrates

[rachelillustrates]

Yiiiiiiiisssssss I will happily happily do this 💚 Lok'tar ogar, @heyhopperart !!

~

Last Song : "In the Woods Somewhere," Hozier (off of my WrenOak playlist, see below).

Currently reading : Just finished "Emma" by Jane Austen, and "The Broken Kingdoms" by NK Jemisin, started "The Stolen Heir" by Holly Black again today because the sequel comes out in 22 days I am gonna die. Also rereading Christine Larsen's "Orcs!" comics in prep for her new arc (first two issues out already but I haven't re-caught up yet).

Currently watching : Season 2 of Bridgerton, rewatch in preparation for season 3.

Currently obsessed with : THE HOBBIT. Still and always. And LotR in general. OFMD and Regency Shit getting an honorary mention at present.

Aaaaaaaand tagging @kadharonon and @conkers-thecosy and @zombgnome .

[zombgnome]

Ah cool! Thank you for the tag @rachelillustrates

Last Song: Right Here by Staind cause I love it and it's part of a Canon x OC playlist I'm working on.

Currently Reading: The last thing I read was sorta bad Con Air fanfiction lol but I love it. Haven't had time to sit and read a book.

Currently Watching: Con Air for the third time because John Malkovich is a babe even when he plays a scary convict.

Currently Obsessed With: Will Ferrell, John Malkovich, gnomes, zombies, vampires. Also a possible vampire-zombie hybrid OC I was thinking about coming up with.

Tagging: @gunkshoes @gnomelord @please-send-ufo @anyone else who sees this and would like to do one!

[undeadgyaru]

Living dead girl?

Zombie house wife?

Necromancy prenup?

[nostalgiccupcake]

Z0MB13 PLUSH13S!!! (Zombie plushies)

[liarsblade]

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

[invisiblefoxfire]

*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it's going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we'll get you a sandwich...

[cloverandcrossbones]

Reblog to give a glass of water to every dehydrated actor with shrink wrapped abs whose life was endangered for a shirtless scene

[zombgnome]

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[zombgnome]

Would do this but I'd be surprised if I ran into someone I knew from tumblr plus I only have three followers.

[videogame-fake-brands]

Blue Gnome Gardening - Team Fortress 2 (2007) on the map Sandcastle (2023)

[rachelillustrates]

@zombgnome

[zombgnome]

@rachelillustrates ooh cool! Thank you!

[zombgnome]

[gnomelord]

Gnome drunk off that enchanted bog liqueur again

[theropoda]

fixating on ur oc is a nightmare its like. i want Images and Thoughts about the Character but I have to do it Myself. FUCK