[fictionalfreaks-deactivated2026]

Calling myself out here

[brisbone]

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

[mahalidael]

Opposite energy: that time a guy in my checkout line angrily asked why his plantains didn’t ring up with the discount that was advertised and I had to calmly explain that he had handed me a mango

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Heaven Gaia spring 2020 rtw

[zombie-jocelyn]

About to slay each of my enemies in a different outfit 😂

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[bettsplendens]

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

[sindri42]

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

[ubercharge]

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

[goldtfinch]

i want to study literature but i want to study psychology but i want to study architecture but i want to study linguistics but i want to study sociology but i want to study philosophy but i want to study chemistry but i want to study history but i

[formerlystarsongs-deactivated20]

don’t have money

[zombie-jocelyn]

Oh damn a post from me on tumblr?!?? What’s the world coming to?

[planetahmane]

Please don’t wish your life away or pine for something you don’t currently have. you should try and love the season of life that you’re in. Even when it seems horrible.

You’re here. That’s the miracle. Big hugs.

[virmiired-deactivated20220310]

[daddy-kaplan]

Reblog if you love Gabriel Reyes’ voice

[zombie-jocelyn]

🤷🏽‍♀️ Im a sucker for a nice voice... so many video game voice actors make my heart weak 😍

[goblincxnt-deactivated20220125]

take some time to love your body today. dont squeeze, grab, or poke at the parts you may not feel too fond towards. rather, touch your skin in the way you would handle a lover or someone close! the way you treat your body is intrinsic to how you perceive it. put some lotion on your tummy, give your thighs a gentle pat, and know that self-love is a journey, not a process.

[ripe]

wildcatcentre on ig

[thefandomdropout]

THE EARS !! @sophiaslittleblog @glam-alien

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

3. horny

[tearlessrain]

for your consideration

[birdtypegirl]

[conquered-gnomes]

Why is Jesus Feral

[birdtypegirl]

- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season

- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip

- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)

- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink

- Healed a blind man by spitting on him

- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him

And that’s just the highlights from Mark.

[thievinggenius]

Tattoo done by Miryam Lumpini.

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

This is the first time I’ve seen color tattoos on dark skin that actually look vibrant and pigmented!!!!!

[dinosaurxswag]

Once I was talking to a dark skinned lady who told me that she was jealous of my pasty skin because she wants color tattoos, which her artist said wasn’t possible with her skin tone. I sent her to mine, and he proceeded to go off about how dark skin accepts greens, yellows, and white beautifully, and that her previous artist just lacked the skills to use those 3 colors as highlights to make other colors pop more. If you are dark skinned and your tattoo artist says you can’t have bright colors, find a new one.

[thepoppybear]

Re-blogged again for that added text!!!

[garlic-slut]

It’s not that dark skin can’t take colour tattoos, it’s that most artists don’t bother to learn how to tattoo dark skin. It’s possible.

[adrianainla]

[cassandracalin]

Mood

[skylightdreams]

where has this been all my life??

[findinghealthyhappiness]

this is how you get tea to not be bitter. I didn’t like green tea until I learned not to brew it with boiling water.

[dan-panda]

my brother is obsessed with tea and gets really mad and lectures you if you dont brew it right … yikes

[squirrellygirlart]

[lady-feral]

I had no idea.

[transgirlpinup]

Game changer.

[carbonated-water-official]

I needed this

[cat-memes-only]

If it fits I sits