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I think my dream would be for Cartoon Saloon to make an adaptation of LOTF, so I tried to imagine it here and do my best to recreate their style
do we think chocolate guy is gay?
-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory
Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.
how many times do you think celegorm's been woken up at 2am by a distraught brother asking him to tell the birds to shut up
thank you, marjane satrapi!
i was so sad to hear about her passing yesterday, she truly changed so many girls everywhere. rest in peace you beautiful woman
This meme lives rent free in my head
big hug š«š«š« hit a little jig š¤·
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I am trying to capture the haiku bot so don't scare it from me
I am trying to
capture the haiku bot so
donāt scare it from me
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN
mold pisses me off so much
oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food
I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.
Like. Iāve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.
But now Iām just like.
Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I donāt.
Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?
Pizzaās been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyoneās enjoying the pizza, but if we donāt want āeveryoneā to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.
Thatās just. Thatās how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you donāt make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what canāt be preserved before the dust can.
Life-changing.
food doesnāt actually āgo badā, it just gets eaten by something else first
food doesnāt actually
āgo badā, it just gets eaten
by something else first
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Graceās Closure: part 2:
Part 1
Part 3
Or see the whole thing on TikTok
I should. I shoudl be studyingšššš
the silmarillion bride
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
I don't queue, I don't schedule, I don't curate, I reblog.
Drawing another happy Celebrian for my and elronds mental health šāØļø