Really Nerdy

I have no clue

[charl0ttan]

uihhhm waiter. theres a challenging theme in my soup

[mousetrapreplica]

back in the day medieval times was so big it covered all of europe. now its so small it fits in some restaurants

[cryptotheism]

Cooking pasta in the Phlegethon, call that al Dante.

Other nun eating me out behind the convent: "can you shut the fuck up for two seconds"

[julius-caeser]

[carfuckerlynch]

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

[forthegothicheroine]

You are Guinevere, Queen of the Britons and most beautiful woman in the known world. You were sold into a political marriage and queening is an arduous business. You could use some relief. Where do you turn for it?

Arthur

Pros:

Total package. Hell yeah.

No treason, no punishment for treason.

You’re hanging out with him all the time anyway, might as well give it a try.

Cons:

Created Antichrist incest baby.

Lancelot

Pros:

Will murder everyone if you ask him to

Cons:

Will murder everyone if you don’t ask him to

Gawain

Pros:

Solar powered, green energy (hehehe)

Let’s you call the shots

Into mmf threesomes

Cons

Prone to blood feuds

You have to deal with his shitty family

Mordred

Pros

Was your lover in the first written version so you’ll be keeping it old school

Cons

Is antichrist incest baby

Agravain

Pros

Is known as “the handsome”

In Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, is described as “loyal”

Cons

Every other version says he sucks.

Gaheris

Pros:

Arthur married him to some lady he barely knew so he’ll probably be up for it

Cons:

Killed mother in psycho-sexual jealous rage, then framed and murdered her lover for it

Gareth

Pros:

Nothing really bad to say about him

Cons:

In love with Lancelot

Bors

Pros:

Technical winner of the Grail Quest

Will not cheat on you with a shape changed demon

Cons:

Thinks you are a shape changed demon

Galahad

Pros:

Greatest Mary Sue in the land

Cons

Will say no

What if he doesn’t say no?  What if he gives in to lust and you’ve effectively destroyed him?  Could you ever live with yourself again?

Percival

Pros:

Is hot in a Tarzan kinda way.

Cons:

Dumb as a box of rocks.

Kay

Pros:

You at least know who he is because of the Disney movie

Cons:

Everything else

Tristan

Pros:

Handsome

Hopeless romantic

Cons:

Psychopath

Dinadan

Pros:

Girls dig funny guys

Cons:

If you break up, will write a Taylor Swift style song about you.

Dagonet

Pros:

Girls dig funny guys

Cons:

Is literally a jester someone knighted as a joke

Bedivere

Pros:

Canonically the most handsome knight

Cons:

When he’s the last one left standing at the final battle and Arthur gives him his sword to throw away, it will be really awkward if he has to avoid confessing that he banged his wife.

Morgan le Fay

Pros:

Will probably be up for it.

Cons:

If she isn’t up for it, will never let you live it down.

[owlservice]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

ursula k le guin was right

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

all of it, more or less

[amygdalae]

enjoy. trader playing his gentle song for your dash

[74ngo]

[shirecorn]

When you see a lizard in the distance and it looks like this

reblog if you agree

[eveningcolor]

two of them twosday rb for two of them on twosday

[star-charms]

Local Barnes and Noble staff recommendation for Gideon the Ninth

[todaysbird]

WHOA! you’ve been KIWI’D!

[thedicepaladin]

The DM Reveals your Backstory: A Moodboard

[jamesshawgames]

Chapter 7 is out!

High adventure, madcap hi-jinks and angst await in the great city of Istanbul!

Details on the chapter here. Demo here. All feedback welcome, either here or on the COG forum.

[figdays]

Fuck Pigeons by Felicia Chiao

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