Pale Nature Mom

A simple fool living in daydreams and hurting myself🤙🏻

[crystalbeastsquidney]

Halloween at the x mansion but it’s just everyone wearing starfleet uniforms. Charles does Not think it’s funny.

Bonus:

[battry-acid]

MY MAGNUM OPUS HAS FINALLY BEEN RELOCATED...

this was my final for my sound design class in 2024. the assignment was to recreate a movie scene with entirely different sound effects to change the tone/genre/whatever and i chose the legendary nightcrawler breaks into the white house scene in X2. i won 'silliest project' and was rewarded with a clown horn for this video.

all sound effects are either free to use or straight up just my voice lol / song is country moog's foggy mountain breakdown

[puncertainty]

comic by my buddy @kcadbackwards. illustrations by me :)

follow me on X and bluesky!!

[bimboladybug]

Do yall believe the author fanfiction curse honestly believe it cuz the lore of that runs deep honesty cuz I saw a tik tok of a girl talking about the she can't write another chapter on ao3 cuz the last time she did Israel bombed her city like it's crazy reading the author not then just like this

[browsethestacksofficial]

Storm

Art by Kris Anka

[kingknown]

[blahbeau]

unironically said this the other day playing rivals

[redstonedust]

my number one advice for parents is to listen to your children tbh. and i dont just mean listening to their problems i mean like. when your kid recites the plot of a movie youve already seen or your tells you about what they did at school today or wants to show you their roblox gameplay. youve gotta be invested in knowing your kid as a person or why are you even doing the whole parenting thing.

[bimstown]

jimothy my cryptid son

[sulphuricgrin]

@friend-of-giants

[orbsoup]

Beagle business! Some designs I made for stickers!

[captain-price-returns]

These are probably the first kids he never shot on sight

[lilililililililililililili]

Rihanna for EE72

Szilveszter Makó 📷

[enki2]

[captain-price-returns]

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[blackjame]

[expressions-of-nature]

by Zhou Hong

[blackfilmmakers]

Anyways-