Shit Happens

Ayyyyyyyy, shit happens. I'm 17, from NC originally. I live in FL now. Follow and send me lots of messages! Follow me on Instagram: classy_b3ka

[greed]

There’s no greater pain than liking someone so much whilst they have no feelings for you at all.

[sleezed]

If you put your hand on her lower pelvis and put pressure on it while you’re finger fucking her. I promise you she’ll damn near start speaking another language

[sexxanddaisiess]

Spread the word. Save a life.

[multicolors]

Well it’s not a lie

[bolbasaur-blog]

I am only 11 but I like to save lives so

[keandriiia]

[pictures-by-an-amature]

[destinymc]

BRO

[buttbuttins-creed-deactivated20]

now you guys can finally take dick pics

[tommypickles]

why the fuck am i crying

literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via bl-ossomed)

[papneysmears-deactivated2014102]

[brxkenpetal]

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

[die-kleine-schlampe]

Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.

(via satans-ghost)

[honeybird]

keep ya eyebrows thick, your thighs thicker, and your wallet thickest

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

anal sneezes are cute as shit

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

this is not what i want to be remembered for

[amoying]

Romeo is the biggest fuckboy of all literature

[stillhereunfortunately]

*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*

[kalynnemarie]

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

[nottheoneicheckatwork]

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

[helenasteele]

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

[surprisebitch]

i wonder what it feels like to be in love with someone who is in love with you too

[dyrtbeg]

When I am filled with a certain emotion it reflects on my art, but lately all i’ve been drawing is

the lungs that she takes their breath away,

the head that she fills with happiness,

the heart that beats to her favourite songs,

the ribs that are supposed to protect me from hurt that, god forbid, she brings, 

everything but her face because i can never capture its beauty,

her eyes that made me fall in love,

and the skeleton that loses all control from the idea that she’s mine.

She’s mine, I love her, and hopefully my art will continue to prove that.

fuckudale

[samperkins99-blog]

[anxiousblackho]

I hope u sent that shit

[weloveshortvideos]

[beetroots-blog-deactivated20181]

fuck i just watched this like 7 times and i’m laughing so hard i’m crying

[philodendronleaf-blog]

oh no oh my god

[askfororangesoda-blog]

This is why I don’t go in the forest or nothing. Y’all can have it

[ameriqan]

i’m about 1000% sure that raccoon is dead and they’re throwing it at each other

[nexya]

do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would