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This is one of those works of art that sticks with you forever. My partner and I first saw this comic years ago and quote the “okay, but like…” in our dogs’ voice several times a week.
I do love that every dog owner who has ever seen this just immediately goes “using that forever”
Anthony was right, Hatsune Miku IS a person AND she has a job
give it up for miss texas! or plasticface. or bubarbie. barbubba
I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr
11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME
ok
update: we are dating
update: we are married
update: we knocked up
This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!
Update: had a baby together
Update: he’s 1 year old today
Well this is adorable!
This is the top quality I want on my dash. No other post besides this and Mash Potato the dog matters on this site.
Look at these Tumblr lesbians all cute and shit. Being in wholesome relationships and having cute lil families and shit 😭❤
This internet auntie wants updates don't yall forget😌
die girlies reading this 🥰
oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies
Alack, I die💀
imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers
ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane
Is that galloping? No! It's skelehorse rattling!
i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable
Celery and cucumber cause cronch
Those mods that replace female characters with male characters in games but keep the female animations really highlight how fucking insane and ridiculous the animations for women in video games usually are
Serious spine injury someone take that thing to the vet!
Batman with the BBL walk is the only right way for him to walk😌
AITA? (unassuming doormat of a woman proceeds to describe the plot of a horror movie)
german emotions
get used to casual glamour. you don't need to wait for "deserving" times to indulge. have glam as your basic setting. get your nails done, do your hair, wear your expensive makeup and perfumes, take that bag out. wear those silk pajamas and eat that fancy food. casual glam sets a standard for you. make it your new normal.
Sonic? Do I want to starve in 10 days or die of grease in 3 days??
Even if I weren't fruity, I'd starve to death cause Chick-fil-A is gross.
what was this movie even
A cinematic masterpiece.
I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director
what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs
I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids
