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22 year old silly princess <3 lover of all things weird 18+ account

[zombimilk]

Carlos Oliveira Headcanons :3

okay hear me out about big daddy carlos

Slight nsfw

Carlos smells so good. He smells like a big man. Cologne and aftershave and a little bit of sweat. 

He’s simply a big guy. Muscles so big. He can pick you up no matter your weight and can make almost anyone feel small next to him. 

Carlos likes to take care of his significant other. 

He loves to spoil you! Wakes up early to make you breakfast in bed, carries you around if you’re tired, cleans the house while you’re not home.

If you do something that makes him proud, he will take you shopping or surprise you with anything you’ve been wanting. 

He likes to visit you at work when he gets the time- he would everyday if he could but he works too much sadly. He’s the kind of boyfriend to bring you lunch (or uber you food if he’s too busy) and give you big fat tips if you’re a server. 

On your anniversaries and valentines day, you can expect a shopping trip for cute underwear sets and toys. I can almost see Carlos as a sugar daddy, wanting to spoil and take care of his partner always. 

I see Carlos as a soft top, but I think he also likes to throw you around. He likes to be called daddy most definitely- likes to feel like a man. 

I feel like he calls you his baby, princess, or sweetheart.

It’s 9 inches :P

[zombimilk]

imagine sex with jon snow ... omfg

he would be so soft and attentive, softest lips ever. leaving sweet, chaste kisses all down your body.

Teasing your clit gently with his thumb, the pupils of his puppy dog eyes blown out with love and desire.

He would finger you slow and deliberately, his fingers curling and wrist moving just right to have you gushing on his palm.

As he watches you ride out your high, milking the orgasm by returning his thumb to your clit, he would be looking up at you with such an adoring smile on his face before placing more soft kisses against the plush skin of your thighs.

i need him so biblically .. so astronomically ...

[zombimilk]

thinking about cloud pining for a quiet, oblivious girl who always seems to get herself into trouble. (fem reader)

((this isn't proofread sorrryyyyy :3))

Every time you have an encounter with him, it seems like he's protecting you from someone or something, or leading you away and advising you not make stupid decisions.

Something about you is so captivating, and the fact that you're so oblivious to his intrigue makes being around you more exhilarating.. How much can he get away with before you start to blush? Will you notice if he leaves his arm around your waist for longer than he should?

He often walks you home at night, not trusting you to find your way without getting hurt- not to mention his primal instincts to keep you safe and protected. He uses this time to try and read you, get a gauge on your feelings towards him, and just learn about you.

He finds himself so fascinated by you, and the fact that you still haven't realized that he has developing feelings for you. :3

[zombimilk]

i think cloud strife has a big dick

[zombimilk]

there's something so nostalgic and comforting and silly and funny about the stoner boy ben drowned phenomenon... whoever invented it was onto something. it makes me giggle but also it's so perfectly him.

[zombimilk]

An Eyeless Jack who tries so hard to suppress his cravings for you, but completely loses himself in giving you head. (afab reader!)

Everyday, being around you is so hard. He has to remind himself to be so gentle with his touches, with his kisses.

Being near you is almost like walking on eggshells. But he just adores you- there's no way he could give you up!

He craves you in such a primal way, just looking at you makes his mouth water and his cock harden.

The only time he can satisfy his hunger is when his tongue is deep in your cunt, lapping up your wetness. His hands holding your thighs apart, nails digging into your plush flesh.

His tongue thrusts into you, unable to get enough of your taste. He knows all the right tricks to make you cum against his mouth, and he won't stop until he's completely satisfied with what he's done to you. Until you're sweaty and red in the face, mewling at his touches and your thighs are shaking. He thinks you look so cute like this!

[the-tryhard-twihard]

you just KNOW that if Bella had idk, worn eyeshadow? edward would have been like “oh, i can’t read the WHORE’S mind. that’s weird. anyways” and the book would have ended right there.

[vinbitism]

they're in trouble

[vinbitism]

ah shit they got jay too

[zombimilk]

brian is too cute !!!!!

[matd0]

alright guys come get your food

zoned out and finished an old sketch in one sitting cuz i missed drawing him :(((( also felt bad for not posting anything lol :']

anyway i'mmm alive!!!! and my life is back to being prettty stable!!!!!! yippee!!!!!

[princess-tulip-writes]

Which batboy do you think is most likely to have a cock piercing? Personally I think Cassian. Idk why. Second most likely to me is Rhys.

I 100% agree on this.

Although, i do think azriel would get one from a dare the boys made with him and he would so good at using it.

Cassian with one is literally canon idk sjm can suck my dick.

[zombimilk]

thinking of Leon absolutely soooo much lately :3

In my mind, Leon absolutely loves shy girls.

Your innocence is his escape from the harsh reality of job. Coming home to you is everything he's ever needed.

Your soft touches, pretty face, the way you speak to him in your softest, sweetest voice. The way you take care of him so well once he comes home from a rough work trip.

When he's away, all he can think about is the way your pouty lips wrap around him and the way you look up at him with tears brimming your lashes.

[zombimilk]

ok maybe i'm being silly but i just know Javier Peña has white boxers with little red hearts all over them. he's just so cutesy and babygirl like i just know he has them.

[zombimilk]

laying in bed with Javier Peña, exhausted and out of breath. Both of your cheeks are flushed and bodies slightly sweaty. The cool white sheets sticking to your skin. The dark room being lit up by a small warm toned light of a lamp.

He places a cigarette between your lips and holds up a lighter to it before doing the same for himself.

He throws an arm around you and pulls you close to his big, warm body while the two of you enjoy a cigarette together.

[zombimilk]

thinking about pedro pascal ... <3

[edanursss]

[zombimilk]

Mean boyfriend Jeff :3

Jeff leaves you alone often... Whether that be on purpose or not- he leaves you isolated until you fear for the safety of yourself as well as his. 

Ever since making you his, he has only allowed you to see him. You have a serious case of Stockholm syndrome when it comes to him. Your isolation to the outside world has caused you to be completely dependent on him and only him- just how he wants it to be. He has you wrapped around his finger. 

He typically comes home plastered in blood or mud, his long hair matted together and stuck to his face and shoulders. He smells like dirt and rot. His clothing littered with brand new holes and distress. 

No matter how much you love him, seeing him like this will truly shake you to your core. It reminds you of who he is. And the worst part about it is that it doesn't make you any less eager to see him. 

Jeff will ignore you for hours, maybe even days whenever he feels like it. During this time, the only attention you receive from him being his cold stares when you speak to him. 

But he can be affectionate, although he shows he cares for you in unusual ways. Sometimes he will break and end up lying on your lap, crying. Begging you to forgive him. Sometimes he grabs you by the jaw or throat and kisses you hard. Sometimes he holds you and refuses to let go...

He's just sick in the head lol that's it. 

[zombimilk]

why is jesse pinkman so cutesy like why is he so cute and petite and lovable with his big forehead and baggy clothes and pouty little cute face STOP!