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I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

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Virga, the phenomenon of rain not reaching the ground. Virga is produced when rain is falling from the base of the cloud but evaporates in dry air before reaching the ground surface.

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I just want a dude who's as obsessed with me as I am him. No more, no less.

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I have found him. He is Jesse. 🥰

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“1. Chocolate is only a temporary fix. 2. A properly-fitting bra is not a luxury. It is a necessity. 3. Your happiness is your happiness and yours alone. 4. How to apply red lipstick. 5. How to wear the crap out of red lipstick. 6. A boyfriend does not validate your existence. 7. Eat the extra slice of pizza. 8. Wear what makes you feel gracefully at ease. 9. Love the world unconditionally. 10. Seek beauty in all things. 11. Buy your friends dinner when you can. 12. Wear sunscreen like it’s your second job. 13. Try with all your might to keep in contact with far-away friends. 14. Make the world feel at ease around you. 15. Walk with your head up. 16. Order a cheeseburger on the first date if you want to. 17. Never, ever bite your nails. 18. Swipe on some lipstick, put on your leather jacket, and sneak into a bar somewhere. 19. Learn from your mistakes that night. 20. Dental hygiene is not multiple choice. 21. Your GPA is not a confession of your character. 22. There is strength in breaking down. 23. You don’t have to like yoga. 24. Pick a tea. 25. Take care of your feet. 26. Pick a perfume. 27. Even if you’re tall, wear the heels anyway. 28. Classy is a relative term. 29. Drink whiskey if you like whiskey. 30. Drink wine if you like wine. 31. Like what you like. 32. Offer no explanation. 33. Advil and Gatorade. 34. You are no less of a woman when you’re in sweats and gym shoes than a woman in stilettos and a pencil skirt. 35. A woman is a woman is a woman. 36. Love your fellow woman with all your heart and soul. 37. Cry, uninhibited, with your friends. 38. Laugh until you can’t breathe with your friends. 39. Tell me everything. 40. Exercise to be strong and healthy. A beautiful soul needs a sturdy vessel. 41. There is no shame in hoping for love. 42. My cooking is the best cooking. 44. I mean it. 45. Anna Karenina. I’d like it if you read it. 46. The world spins on the principle of inherent tragedy. 47. Do not be blind to it. 48. Men are effectively idiots until the age of 26. 49. Carbohydrates are not the enemy. 50. Involve yourself in an organized activity of your choosing. 51. Listen to classical music occasionally. 52. Take hot baths. 53. Do not use bath salts. 54. You are more than capable. 55. I promise. 56. Don’t smile if you don’t mean it. 57. Mean your anger. Mean your sadness. Mean your pain. 58. I am always, always listening. 59. Travel. 60. Get stuck in a foreign country with $4.67 in your account. 61. Make me furious. 62. Make me worry. 63. Come home smelly, tired, and with a good story. 64. Your story isn’t really yours. 65. You are a compilation of others’ stories. 67. Who cares if glitter isn’t tasteful? 68. It’s too much eyeliner if you have to ask. 69. Learn to bake for when you’re sad and I’m not there. 70. Humility and subservience are not synonyms. 71. Wash your face twice per day. 72. Be gentle with your skin. 73. Science is really cool. 74. So is literature. 75. And history. 76. And math. 77. There is no substitute for fresh air. 78. Carry your weight. 79. Make up for it later if you can’t. 80. That salad is not better than pasta and it never will be. 81. You’re fooling no one. 82. Find at least three green vegetables you can tolerate. 83. A smoothie is not a meal. 84. Expect the best from everyone. 85. People will let you down. 86. Bask in the sun (wearing a sunhat and SPF 90). 87. There is a certain kind of man you need to avoid at all costs. 88. You’ll know it when you meet him. 89. What other people say is right doesn’t always feel right. 90. What feels right is where your happiness is. 91. Give thoughtful gifts. 92. Form an opinion. 93. Stick to it. 94. Exfoliation in moderation. 95. Argue with people when you need to. 96. If it’s worth fighting for, fight fiercely. 97. Don’t fight for acceptance. 98. You shouldn’t have to. 99. Take pictures. 100. Follow your bliss at all costs. (I’m cutting you off at 22, though). 101. Chocolate ice cream, however, might just be a permanent fix.”

— 101 things I will teach my daughters (via herbau)

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Child of Rage: A documentary about a young girl who was sexually abused when she was a year old. She has a desire to murder her entire family and carries out numerous disturbing tasks.

The Scariest Drug in the World: Scopolamine is a drug that when taken keeps a person coherent but makes them open to follow commands. It’s been used to make people steal, as a rape drug and a way to humiliate people. It’s known as a “chemical hypnosis”. This film documents people’s experience with it.

Demonic Possession and Exorcism: The footage you are about to witness contains highly disturbing material.

An Interview with a Cannibal: An interview with a man named, Issei Sagawa who committed a pretty horrific crime. He butchered and raped a young Dutch women because he wanted to absorb her “energy”. He spent 3 days consuming her flesh.

The Bridge: A film on the Golden Gate Bridge, which captures the number of suicides. Many describe it as a powerful documentary, that leaves a lasting impression.

High on Crack Street: Shows just how badly crack ruins lives. A great portrayal of the harsh, dark side of drugs.

Aokigahara/Suicide Forest: A geologist walks through the forest and shows us what he sees. Definitly contains some depressing material.

Atomic Wounds: The effect of a nuclear weapon on a mass number of people. It’s disheartening, it’s horrifying, but it’s reality.

Just Melvin, Just Evil: A documentary about a tormented family who suffered from sexual abuse and substance abuse because of one man. It leaves you wondering how can one man be so destructive?

Earthlings: One of the most intense documentaries made about animal abuse. Footage contains graphic material.

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