playing dead

Hi I'm Joey, a 22 year old Neopets addict. I have a fascination with fire faeries, Jeran, Vira and the Ghost Lupe. Come join me as I whine and complain about a children's website. listed at the neopets directory

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anyone got a transparifish they could trade me? i have extras of everything else, i just really dont want to pay ~2k for a 1np junk item because people are greedy af

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obligatory charity corner complaint post

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i have decided that i want to remake my side accounts with usernames that dont make me cringe, and so i need to start getting rid of some of my old pets so i dont have like 300 to transfer over. i have a few decently named/painted pets, and decided that you guys should totes have first pick for trading (or in the case of horrible awful names, please take them)

putting them under the cut (there are 10)

  Orinua | AmyMizunoMercury | Kykany

BlackShampoo | erihsehC | Miyallah

Vaulting | Transforgrimacation | w_a_v_es

Fyteer

The only ones I really want trades on are Fyteer, Vaulting and maybe Kykany, possibly erihsehC. Everyone else is pretty much up for grabs. (I can give Vaulting another zap before he goes, see if anything happens)

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[mutantcybunny-deactivated201406]

Remember, folks, use protection.

Don’t get the house a’rockin’ without putting on a sausage stockin’.

[tombol-r]

invisible is the most important color of neopet because it gives you so much creative freedom

you can make your own species. step aside vandagyre, here comes Tentacular Clown Head. watch it feed upon the recently deceased

you can also make all kinds of little vignettes. look...

[crosspaintedhissi]

I found it. I have found the best neopet on the entire site.

[count-von-roo]

I hope…. that senpai will notice me

[dirku-deactivated20190524]

funny how a single picture can make you so immensely satisfied 

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i have never seen so many painted pets in the pound incredible

[aquanutart]

it used to be a perfect pet, but then it started having feelings.

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me: *bored*

me: HOLY SHIT GMC STARTED

me: *beats both games in 3 minutes*

me: *bored again*

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anyone else remember that year we had to get like 3 million points in suteks tomb is anyone else haunted by that stupid geb

[lostbellchime]

My hand slipped 9v9 These are going on Bread’s page. Not doing any customs yet, but hopefully soon~ In the meantime, enjoy these four basic colors

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oh boy gmc time~

[niceneopets]

Invisible Bruce

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i have been sitting on a ffq for almost a year because im so indecisive jfc