John Martin

John is 30-year-old bisexual man with a Michael Vlamis face. He is a zoo keeper who lives as an lower class citizen in Boystown.

[ghostmemesource]

Send me ❄💋 for our muses to kiss in the snow.

[zoojohnmartin]

[zoojohnmartin]

what are your turn ons and turn offs?

“Kinda depends on the person. Though, if they’re sweet and they don’t mind a guy who talks all Texas-like, that is usually a turn on. If they know anything about cookin’ red chili that is another turn on. Hell, if they can sing me something, I might just drop my drawers then and there. As for turn offs... Ain’t never been impressed by people without manners.”

[zoojohnmartin]

I'd love to see you in nothing but the cowboy hat and a smile. And maybe the boots too if you really like them.

“Yeah? You got a name, darlin’?”

[zoojohnmartin]

ever fuck anyone at the zoo?

“I don’t get it. Is this some kinda common kink? All the questions about it make me think it is. No, I haven’t and I don’t plan to. Kind of like my job.”

[zoojohnmartin]

John is 30-year-old bisexual man with a Michael Vlamis face. He is a zoo keeper who lives as an lower class citizen in Boystown.

Honest all day!

[zoojohnmartin]

God you're sexy. My question- just how did you get to be so sexy? Can I run my fingers through your beautiful, curly hair? Will you sneak me into the zoo and bang me in one of the enclosures?

“I mean, thanks. I’d rather see a face attached, but thanks. I worked on a ranch for years, so I guess that did it. You can play with my hair if I can see your face. Also, hell no. There are wild animals in those enclosures and I don’t need to die to have sex. And it would be seriously unprofessional of me and it’s definitely not a kink I have.”

[zoojohnmartin]

Public or quiet & intimate?

“For sex? Absolutely quiet and intimate.”

[zoojohnmartin]

[oldmemesandhelpandthings-gone]

Send Me Your Assumptions About My Muse

and I’ll respond with “Correct”, “Nope”, or “Kinda”.

[anotherdamnrpmemeblog]

things that you want to hear.

change pronouns as needed for things you DON’T WANT to hear, click here!!

❝ you’re good enough. ❞

❝ you’re important. ❞

❝ everything’s gonna be okay. ❞

❝ she pulled through. ❞

❝ i forgive you. ❞

❝ i love you. ❞

❝ you’re not alone. ❞

❝ you’re my favorite person in the world. ❞

❝ i’m so glad you’re doing better. ❞

❝ it’s so nice to hear you laugh again. ❞ 

❝ your laugh is contagious! ❞

❝ you can do this on your own. i believe in you. ❞

❝ you know what i love about you? ❞

❝ i love spending time with you. ❞

❝ i’m here for you. ❞

❝ you’re right. ❞ 

❝ i can’t stop thinking about you. ❞

❝ you look amazing. ❞

❝ we’re in this together. ❞

❝ you’ve got this! ❞

❝ i missed you. ❞

❝ i did the dishes! ❞

❝ last night was incredible. ❞

❝ if you wanna talk, i’m here. ❞

❝ i don’t understand, but i want to try. ❞

❝ how can i help? ❞

❝ breakfast in bed? ❞

❝ dinner was great. ❞

❝ let me make dinner tonight? ❞

❝ lets go to the park. ❞

❝ thank you. really. ❞

❝ you’re wanted. ❞

❝ i got you a coffee. ❞

❝ can i ask your opinion on something? ❞

❝ there’s my beautiful bride! ❞

❝ i’m the luckiest man alive. ❞

❝ so, i made plans for us. ❞

❝ don’t worry, i’ll take care of it! ❞

❝ go do something for yourself. ❞

❝ i took a day off work tomorrow. ❞

❝ go hang out with the girls tonight. ❞

❝ what do you need from me? ❞

❝ tell me about your day. ❞

❝ i trust you. ❞

❝ i feel like i can tell you anything. ❞

[leneemusing]

nsfw prompts that don’t sound like a bad porno

i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action. 

ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex  21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience  23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease  26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex  33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face

WORDS:  “touch me.” “kiss me here.” “you have to be quiet if you want to cum.” “say my name.”  “oh fuck-” “i need you so bad.” “i’m so wet right now.”  “i want you to touch yourself for me.”  “let me hear you, baby.”  “come for me.” “i want to hear you cum.” “harder.” “i need to feel you.” “i want you.” “you’re so hot.” “can i come yet?” “please, baby—” “i’m so close.” “i told you to be quiet.” “i told you to stay still.” “are you gonna be good for me?” “i promise i’ll be good.” “i’m not done with you yet.” “i’ve been waiting all day…” “you’re all i want.” “just kiss me, i can’t take this anymore.” “just shut up and fuck me.”  “i’m gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop.”  “say please.” “i could’t stop thinking about you all day.” “your fingers feel so good.” “your mouth feels so good.” “i want your fingers inside me.” “i want it to hurt.” “more—” “i want you to forget everything and everyone else but me.” “make me forget.” “i just want to feel something.”  “make me.” “be quiet.”  “they’re gonna catch us—” “yes— right there.” “that feels so good.” “does that feel good?” 

[zoojohnmartin]

luckylikelinusrp​:

“Cool. I didn’t know that and I guess I’ve never really thought about it much but it makes sense. It’s probably worse for like animals in aquariums,” Linus nodded. “Silly question but they’re happier in the wild, right? And elephants are the ones that fall in love with us like we do with puppies right? I read that on the internet once.”

“I’m glad it’s a good thing then. Were elephants always your favorite? Like when you’d watch The Jungle Book when you were little and stuff?”

“I mean, not to go all Free Willy but non-domesticated animals in captivity usually don’t live as long or healthy lives as they do in the wild, but you have to consider what their wild is like for them.. There are many animals that would be extinct if not for zoos. Granted, zoos aren’t the best way to study animal behavior. The entire notion of the Alpha Male is false. And no, they weren’t. I always liked horses, still do. Worked on a ranch for years. Elephants, though, when you meet them and you’re kind to them, they protect you and try to take care of you.”

[zoojohnmartin]

luckylikelinusrp​:

“The elephant passed away? That’s sad. Your job sounds really cool. I can’t even imagine working someplace as cool as the zoo.”

“Yeah. Thank God they got the one from Brookfield to a sanctuary before he was gone, too. It’s sad but I did some reading and elephants in captivity live a maximum of twenty years. That’s less than a third of their life in wild. You know, as long as they aren’t poached. Anyway, no more elephants in Chicago and I’m actually proud to say that.”

[zoojohnmartin]

@luckylikelinusrp​:

Do you have a favorite animal?

“Not gonna lie, I do enjoy all of the animals. I loved the elephant the most. Sad to see her gone.”

[zoojohnmartin]

What is your favorite part of working at the zoo?

“I don’t know. I think gettin’ paid is a damn good thing.”

[zoojohnmartin]