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BYE , MARVIN ! ind. sel. priv. alyssa. est. jan 28. by roo.

#RISES from the grave just to rb my own promo #>:)

AMONG THE CLOUDS . ind. sel. priv. lando calrissian est. 12 / 26 by roo

#tbh i feel .. . way more comfy on lando #just rn at least #so this is !! where i am !!!!#` * 00. PROMO ╱ THAT’S THE KIND OF STUFF THAT REALLY BUTTERS MY EGG ROLLS .

" don't I deserve love and jewelry? "

raise brow , exaggerated assessment . fake sympathetic enthusiasm . ‘ i can make you a friendship bracelet ! ’

#bratsitter #` * 00. ANS ╱ WHY WAS THE DOG FROM AIR BUD ALLOWED TO PLAY WITH PEOPLE ?#max .. .pls

❛ Is this made from real lemons? ❛

eyebrows raise , glance over at object in question . ‘ no , actually . lemonade is made from the souls of lemons . ’ takes a casual sip .

#astrmech #` * 00. ANS ╱ WHY WAS THE DOG FROM AIR BUD ALLOWED TO PLAY WITH PEOPLE ?#why is she LIKE THIS

❛ I’m going to electrocute him. ❛

eyes electric light , hand rests on friend’s forearm . ‘ can i watch ? ’

#freakely #` * 00. ANS ╱ WHY WAS THE DOG FROM AIR BUD ALLOWED TO PLAY WITH PEOPLE ?#I HATE HER

emmavanlty

the addams family sentence starters.

❛ Is this made from real lemons? ❛ ❛ You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again! ❛ ❛ I’m a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else. ❛ ❛ Are they dead? ❛ ❛ I’m going to electrocute him. ❛ ❛ But, Mother… ❛ ❛ I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. ❛ ❛ When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air. ❛ ❛ You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. ❛ ❛ Don’t torture yourself, [ name ] . That’s my job. ❛ ❛ The human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill. ❛ ❛ To live without you, only that would be torture. ❛ ❛ I’ve smoked since I was five. Mother insisted. ❛ ❛ why I could just… eat you alive! ❛ ❛ This is all so humiliating. Why did I marry you? ❛ ❛ I’m beginning to think my brother truly is lost. ❛ ❛ Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing. ❛ ❛ So it can kill you. ❛ ❛ Haven’t you ever slaughtered anyone? ❛ ❛ I’ll never listen to you, never, ever again! ❛ ❛ You never really loved me! ❛ ❛ I’m blinded by such beauty. ❛ ❛ How can I compete? You’re twice the woman I am. ❛

the values.

❛ They had sex. ❛ ❛ Do you think that maybe someday you might want to get married and have kids? ❛ ❛ You have gone too far. ❛ ❛ You have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But… pastels? ❛ ❛ You have enslaved him ❛ ❛ He has my father’s eyes. ❛ ❛ Why are you dressed like that? ❛ ❛ We’re contagious ❛ ❛ It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. ❛ ❛ Be afraid. Be very afraid. ❛ ❛ So I-I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. ❛ ❛ Don’t I deserve love and jewelry? ❛ ❛ You sent us to camp. They made us sing. ❛ ❛ None of you really believe in me, so I’ll have to prove my power. ❛ ❛ Would you die for me? ❛ ❛ Well, you have a black dress. ❛ ❛ I’m saying I want you dead and I want your money. ❛ ❛ Gimme a kiss. ❛ ❛ Gimme a twenty. ❛ ❛ Does he always do that with women he likes? ❛ ❛ Marvelous news. I’m going to have a baby. Right now. ❛ ❛ I love you dearly, but I can never see you again. ❛

#PLEASE #` * 00. MEME ╱ AHAHA AYE IT’S YA BOY ‚ UH ‚ SKINNY PENIS .

01 hauntsboy

❝ you definitely are . ❞ AN UNSPOKEN SECRET between the two of them ! she warns when his dearest friend looks his way ╱ he identifies girls in their class that stare for a second too long . ❝ gonna say hi ? ❞

squint of resentment , he can read you like a book ! lean back in chair , eyebrows furrow . you’re two anomalies holding hands in a hurricane . ‘ say hi ? no way . i mean , look at her ! she’s right up there with jodie foster - and that’s my highest honor . ’

#` * 02. VOICE ╱ A MOUTH LIKE UNSWEPT GLASS — WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT SHE CUTS YOU .#hauntsboy #god BLESS this thread #max has the uh ! biggest crush ! on jodie foster

01 hauntsboy

EYES WANDER WHERE HERS LAND ╱ the new girl , left corner , freckled ! * thin elbow finds her ribs , a curt nod . ❝ you’re staring . ❞ ╱ @zoomrs !

attention trapped ! you’ve always been a SUCKER for shiny things . eyes electric connect each and every freckle til body jerks , pang of pain ! immediate response - cat threatened . instincts settle , soft huff of breath , arms cross . ‘ what ? no i’m - no i’m not . ’

#` * 02. VOICE ╱ A MOUTH LIKE UNSWEPT GLASS — WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT SHE CUTS YOU .#we rlly out here #doin the lord's work #hauntsboy

janeivesarchive

they led me to dead waters , they lured me into the tide . crashing current surging , it ate me alive .

#WORM

hangthebloodycode-deactivated20

reblog this if you actually like following me.

#MY MOTHER

arrtoos

ACT ONE : I’VE SEEN THINGS THE WORLD HAS YET TO KNOW

#i would DIE for jael #bb a bb #` * 00. PROMO ╱ THAT’S THE KIND OF STUFF THAT REALLY BUTTERS MY EGG ROLLS .

astrmech-deactivated20180801

thaaaaat goes to my eeenemies.

@zoomrs (via astrmech)

#BI T CH #roses are red #violents are blue #grass is green

astrmech-deactivated20180801

HEY SO IT’S XMAS EVE AND I KNOW I’M ON THE WRONG BLOG BUT AS A SHITTY XMAS TRADITION PLEASE JOIN ME IN WATCHING THE IASIP CHRISTMAS EP PLEASE .

dirtsgrb-blog

bruh

#BOND with us you COWARDS

oh w or m

#tbd #shld i um . . . .. pick up lando cloudfucker ?????

huttslayer-deactivated20180221

a long time ago in a galaxy far , far away . . .

IT WAS 731 DAYS AGO THAT I MADE LEIA . i had just watched the series for the very first time ( ! ) and had literally no fucking idea what i was doing . back then , i was alderanian ; i was still miserably living in kentucky , i was not yet out to my family , and i was struggling with my first year of university . my eating disorder was out of hand , but when i made this blog , something inside me just —— clicked . it sounds so lame , but being here , in her mindset . . . it made me feel stronger . like i could do and be and achieve anything .

I DON’T KNOW WHERE I WOULD BE WITHOUT HER , AND I MEAN THAT IN THE REALEST WAY . i know people often talk about how their muse changed their life , but leia literally changed mine drastically . 2 days after i made her , i received an IM from @jediscariot ( then , thechosenxne ) . i didn’t know then that annie was the love of my life , or that i would think constantly of her and only her , or that my family would hate me for it . but , fuck , did i fall in love . and now , 729 days since our first messages , i’ve immigrated to another country to share an apartment with her , and i can not imagine a life i would rather live .

HERE’S THE GIVEAWAY PART !

i am forever indebted to my friends and followers who have supported me through every up and down on this blog , every headcanon , every shitty pre - photoshop edit , all of it . without all of you . . . i don’t know where i would be .

I WANT TO GIVE BACK , which is why everyone who reblogs this post will be entered in a giveaway ending JANUARY 1 ! likes do not count , and you must be following me . i’ll select winners randomly on new years day and IM you if you won . ONE FIRST PRIZE WINNER will receive a theme background and promo , and two others will receive their choice of a background or promo .

thank you for two of the most wonderful , amazing , crazy years of my life . i am so lucky to be surrounded by such a talented community of writers and individuals . thank you for loving leia , and for loving me . x

#hot DAMN do i love my mother

max is the BEST at presents she will personalize the SHIT out of them u best believe that when you get a present from max she CARES FOR YOU SM

#` * 00. OUT ╱ WE'RE GOIN TO THE STRIP CLUB JIMMY I'LL CRACK THE WINDOW YA STAYIN IN THE CAR .#tbd #and that's the tea

#good NIGHT #im #god max is so gay thank u

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