Aug 13
Hanes tighty whities are the underwear of choice for the nice boy down the street.
When he wakes up into a swollen Goodnite, it’s these underwear he swaps out for after breakfast.
Along with Fruit of the Loom, they’re also the underwear of choice for boys who still struggle with occasional daytime accidents - the underwear most likely to be be peed into during those bathroom scrambles trying heroically to make it, but sometimes end with some yellow stains that require bleach.
Just remember, bedwetters and weak-bladder boys don’t get fancy grown up underwear. They get Hanes and Fruit of the Loom… until bedtime at least!
