ugh

y’all I’m just TIRED

[ryebreadgf]

zoom meeting

[the-husbando]

@tinynachoblizzard @joomtrash @zoonil choose your fighter in Oscar

[zoonil]

Bottom left for me always

[memesandlaughs]

[elvish-mysticcc]

Me, with premium:

[spinji]

Me who downloads all my music instead of using a streaming service:

[the-husbando]

The last one is me @ all of you @zoonil @tinynachoblizzard @joomtrash

[goldcrescent]

be soft

but be ready

[the-husbando]

@zoonil

[indecorum1989]

[ramifico-deactivated20180226]

early 2000′s self-care

[charizord]

me cleaning my hole

[homolust]

How do I remove my prostate like that?

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

prolapse 

[shinymegacrobat]

Im about to block every single person on this website

[the-husbando]

@zoonil

[webscene-remade]

my anxiety: if I do not Produce and Achieve I will Die

my depression:

[doctorbeth]

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[theawesomeadventurer]

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

[rodrickheffeley]

Ghhbvhhbvgh vvvgh

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[speedlimit15]

[notnormalalert]

[just-shower-thoughts]

b, p, d and q are the same fucking letter and noone talks about it

[tsaimelemoni]

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

Psychological fact: If a tear falls from your right eye first, you’re a little pansy bitch. If a tear falls from your left eye first, you’re a little pansy bitch.

[toxicwasteofspace]

Take a guess

[stars-bean]

“Most of the stuff in here is fake. Or weak.”

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

[seashellronan]

people i make myself look good for:

myself

gay women

my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room

[jaythenerdkid-official]

drunk girls in bathrooms

[qtipping]

freddie mercury who’s watching over us

[clint-ftm-barton]

Carrie Fisher who is standing next to him

[nourrice]

*is beautiful and doesn’t deserve this*

[delusioncontusion-deactivated20]

they’re gay