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Luisa, 27, Brazil she/they ao3: notnormalalert

[headcanonthings]

Azula: People say I have resting bitch face. Actually, it's way deeper than that - I also have resting bitch thoughts and opinions.

[princessnijireiki]

https://twitter.com/archeometrie/status/1170031822614474752?s=12

[edderkopper]

Classic rock

[why-bless-your-heart]

BTW I saw this and immediately thought “what if that’s what Stonehenge was for” and then I looked it up and apparently it’s an actual theory that holds up, they sound like massive dull bells that carry for a few miles.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[dib]

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

[zim]

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

[dib]

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[queer-boo-radley]

[stay-the-knight]

[kiwilikethefruittt]

you deserve a better life as in never let the bad thoughts tell you otherwise. you deserve a better life as in that’s not easy to acquire, but if it is ever a possibility, don’t deny yourself it. you deserve a better life as in you deserve good things.

[thebigqueer]

harrow always complaining about ortus being obsessed w poetry meanwhile every time she thinks about gideon she spews literally the most poetic descriptions of what she means to her.

[mediocreslop]

CAITVI💋🧁 by Tamias栗

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[lutalical]

[torstherapy]

[tiredartististired]

How it feels to start Harrow the Ninth

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[disgracefulthings]

Modern Day Shenanigans

Xiang Fei, on a boat: I want to create that one scene from Titanic with you. It'll be romantic

Mobei-Jun: Mn

Xiang Fei: Great!!

Short while later

Xiang Fei, at the front of the boat: Where is my king?

Mobei-Jun, creating an ice berg with his powers: Qinghua will love this