uh huh yeah

23 • august/gus/goose • they/them • my acc for when im high idk ,,,

[zootedcryptid]

trail mix always has too many fuckin peanuts

[things-that-are-not-true]

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

[powerburial]

I basically find crap like this hard to believe

[crabussy]

crying tears of joy over this photo

[birds-in-posts]

Kākāpō (Strigops habroptilus)

[crabussy]

every time I share a photo of a kākāpō and someone goes "lol it's sirocco the one who shagged a man's head" I get so irritated because there's more than one kākāpō on earth but. after much digging. no this is literally sirocco. this IS in fact and undoubtedly the parrot that shagged some dude's head. happy birthday you crazy bachelor

[nezu]

german emotions

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[zootedcryptid]

i wonder if there are any old ladies named maureen or there that go by "reen"

[f4therlesssss]

lesbian porn should kill men if they try to watch it like the ring

[mollyjames]

[zootedcryptid]

i don't have work tomorrow and i'm stoned as fuck and i've got ready snacks and i'm going to a fun restaurant tomorrow and i'm cozy and i just got a weighted triceratops plushie from goodwill and

[dogpuppy]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[blarg2429]

@official-boob-posts

[official-boob-posts]

there’s boobs somewhere deep in my computer but I reserve looking at them for my phone

my computer is for writing emails and pirating cartoons

[zootedcryptid]

ok chocolate covered potato chips are a thing but what if it was chocolate covered cheez its

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]

[heathcliffbot]

05/21/2026

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

Ok now do it to this one pleaseeeee

[dogpuppy]

Since I guess I have to do everything myself. Thanks

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I find it weird, actually, that today it's more common to have sex with casual acquaintances you meet on the Hookup App than to have sex with people you already know and like and have fun with. and how if two friends have sex, there's an assumption there must be underlying romantic feelings. because apparently casual non-romantic sex is fine, but only with people you don't already like and care about?

I feel like the hippies and people who lived through the Free Love movement would be rightfully disappointed at us for these made-up lines we're drawing between Sex/Romance and (gasp!) Friendship. shockingly, it's fine to have casual sex with people you enjoy hanging out with and do not want to date. fun and healthy even!

[hextwo]

Ahhh... i dunno why but this feels like a result of purity culture.

Where 2 concepts clash:

You can have sex outside of marriage

But also sex is bad and you shouldn't do it.

It's not actually okay to have sex and it's shameful to do it and it'll taint your relationships if they know about it.

But also sex isn't bad and be free to do it whenever you want!

That turns into:

You can have sex but it's bad for your relationships.

So it's okay to have sex only if you're either planning to Marry them or Never seeing them again.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HUH.... Society really fucked us on this one (and not in the fun kinky way ☹️)

[zootedcryptid]

kwik trip burger..,..,,

[meatsound]

bigs my me at you

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t