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Hi, my paranoia about my abuser convinced me to pop back in on this account and make sure they weren't harassing me

#hope yall r doing good #if any of you are still here dm me for my new accnt

zoroarkarc

hello!

I made a new blog, like this if you’d like to have the url! (or just pm me)

zoroarkarc

hello!

I made a new blog, like this if you’d like to have the url! (or just pm me)

chimerical-colours

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untillion-deactivated20180801

Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too

zoroarkarc

hello!

I made a new blog, like this if you’d like to have the url! (or just pm me)

booty what's ur new url so i can put u on my blog

guess

zoroarkarc

hello!

I made a new blog, like this if you’d like to have the url! (or just pm me)

zoroarkarc

hello!

I made a new blog, like this if you’d like to have the url! (or just pm me)

meloetta

*post hits 1k notes* nice

*post hits 10k notes* oh no

meloetta

nice

meloetta

oh no

zoroarkarc

hello!

I made a new blog, like this if you’d like to have the url! (or just pm me)

hello!

I made a new blog, like this if you’d like to have the url! (or just pm me)

#I'll be on that one from now on #but I'll check back to see if anyone's requested the url

unclefather

ink-bird

@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant

randomdaisy

OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”

this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.

the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.

cynicowl

As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around